BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 X-WR-CALNAME:Twistory - micahpearson PRODID:Generated by Twistory.net CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23259869139 DTSTART:20100907T181816Z DTEND:20100907T181916Z SUMMARY:One of the Entertainment Editors was surprised of my description of #Machete as a suppository of awesome inserted lovingly into my rectum. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23253992002 DTSTART:20100907T165643Z DTEND:20100907T165743Z SUMMARY:Baltimore just got less SUCK: RT @axidentalredhed: Perfect for @micahpearson. Local University Offers Zombies 101 Class http://bit.ly/91MVE3 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23252370289 DTSTART:20100907T163555Z DTEND:20100907T163655Z SUMMARY:Conflicted over Centurion. Not sure if it was good or a muddied mess, plot-wise. Need another viewing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23252101732 DTSTART:20100907T163225Z DTEND:20100907T163325Z SUMMARY:Ninja Assassin was as bad as Machete was good. Seriously. It failed on just about every level. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251992701 DTSTART:20100907T163101Z DTEND:20100907T163201Z SUMMARY:Machete was fucking incredible. It sweats concentrated awesome. Bottles it, and shoves it down your pants with vibratingly violent hands. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251731217 DTSTART:20100907T162745Z DTEND:20100907T162845Z SUMMARY:Expendibles wasn't as good OR bad as I'd hoped. Missed opportunity there. Would watch it again, however. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251588366 DTSTART:20100907T162558Z DTEND:20100907T162658Z SUMMARY:Losers was better than The A-Team, hands-down. But both were reasonably fun for me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251473925 DTSTART:20100907T162434Z DTEND:20100907T162534Z SUMMARY:Correction: Premise not silly. Pretty good actually. PLOT was silly. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251356931 DTSTART:20100907T162306Z DTEND:20100907T162406Z SUMMARY:Salt w/Angelina Jolie: A competent thriller with a very silly premise. Very middle of the road on enjoyment scale. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23251064369 DTSTART:20100907T161927Z DTEND:20100907T162027Z SUMMARY:I finally saw Kung-Fu Panda & not ashamed to say I dug it. Not very funny, had great animated fight sequences, and did not otherwise offend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23250725337 DTSTART:20100907T161541Z DTEND:20100907T161641Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed its that red bit of slime that climbs up your leg as you leave the doctors office. #BadTaste END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23250608506 DTSTART:20100907T161413Z DTEND:20100907T161513Z SUMMARY:From Paris With Love was actually pretty good...except for John Travolta. When your lead is just wrong, then you're doomed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23250481782 DTSTART:20100907T161238Z DTEND:20100907T161338Z SUMMARY:It was still terrible, but not quite the homesick abortion I originally called it END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23250428423 DTSTART:20100907T161158Z DTEND:20100907T161258Z SUMMARY:Now that I've remained conscious through it (took 3 tries), Clash of the Titans was better than I originally said. But only the 2D version. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23249877620 DTSTART:20100907T160505Z DTEND:20100907T160605Z SUMMARY:I watched more than a dozen movies this weekend, and I have to say I enjoyed more of them than I didnt, and more of them than I should have. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23191743891 DTSTART:20100907T004707Z DTEND:20100907T004807Z SUMMARY:@Chalicechick is that what it sent out? I didn't want to click on the link. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23190026690 DTSTART:20100907T002159Z DTEND:20100907T002259Z SUMMARY:Ok...so somebody hacked my email accounts. Nice work. I will find you. I will hurt you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23104745261 DTSTART:20100906T013709Z DTEND:20100906T013809Z SUMMARY:#Machete was like a sweet sweet candy for my pants. Dear sweet mother, was it ever AWESOME. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23002140767 DTSTART:20100904T201610Z DTEND:20100904T201710Z SUMMARY:RE: The Expendables.*slightly* disappointing. Jason Statham with a knife was candy in the pants. Dolf Lundgren beating Jet Li. Twice=BS. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/23002026425 DTSTART:20100904T201401Z DTEND:20100904T201501Z SUMMARY:@kobemitsu Chris Evans is my FREAKING hero! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22989764967 DTSTART:20100904T165443Z DTEND:20100904T165543Z SUMMARY:Catching up on my movie watching: The Losers was RELENTLESSLY entertaining! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22955726674 DTSTART:20100904T062700Z DTEND:20100904T062800Z SUMMARY:@artful_username QUITTER! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22918391903 DTSTART:20100903T203907Z DTEND:20100903T204007Z SUMMARY:Oooooh....Look at what has an extra shiny new look! http://store.cavalcadeofschlock.com/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22914439787 DTSTART:20100903T193437Z DTEND:20100903T193537Z SUMMARY:Come Hell or highwater, I'm going to #Dragoncon next year! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22912897349 DTSTART:20100903T190956Z DTEND:20100903T191056Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) http://bit.ly/cDIymy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22911987000 DTSTART:20100903T185527Z DTEND:20100903T185627Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed I find myself doing that at the office.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22908629912 DTSTART:20100903T180336Z DTEND:20100903T180436Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed That would be because I only had 1.5 hours of sleep the night before because I was sexin' YOU until the wee hours! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22907351049 DTSTART:20100903T174445Z DTEND:20100903T174545Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed It's not MY fault you always go when I'm not at home! :-p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22904455839 DTSTART:20100903T170450Z DTEND:20100903T170550Z SUMMARY:A note to the millions (AND MILLIONS!) of the Micah's fans who call me every day: Use my GVoice Number as my Cell is dead. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22904280156 DTSTART:20100903T170237Z DTEND:20100903T170337Z SUMMARY:@ccombs WOW! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903603380 DTSTART:20100903T165351Z DTEND:20100903T165451Z SUMMARY:Finall FF Burst of the day: @axidentalredhed. Because she's REALLY cute, and actually sleeps with me. Oh, and her twitter feed is cool too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903468984 DTSTART:20100903T165207Z DTEND:20100903T165307Z SUMMARY:Not that @Fauxred ACTUALLY had to do something for that to happen. I just think that way, and @warrenellis seems the sort. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903386026 DTSTART:20100903T165103Z DTEND:20100903T165203Z SUMMARY:#FF Burst 3: @Fauxred for making me think of one of my favorite authors, @warrenellis, doing awful things to sock puppets. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903264871 DTSTART:20100903T164931Z DTEND:20100903T165031Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad watching Glenn again? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903255375 DTSTART:20100903T164923Z DTEND:20100903T165023Z SUMMARY:#FF Burst 2: @chickgonebad for EXEMPLIFYING what @Twitter is all about with numerous tweets covering absolutely every topic. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22903009505 DTSTART:20100903T164611Z DTEND:20100903T164711Z SUMMARY:#FF Burst 1: @ccombs & @rkaufman for having damn interesting feeds that always educate. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22901288093 DTSTART:20100903T162441Z DTEND:20100903T162541Z SUMMARY:Oh hey! Somebody's reading @ElTiempoLatino on the train! #Pride #Work END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22901169908 DTSTART:20100903T162314Z DTEND:20100903T162414Z SUMMARY:Oh, sorry @apple, "iOS" #StupidNamingConvention END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22617128878 DTSTART:20100831T134427Z DTEND:20100831T134527Z SUMMARY:I am changing my name to Mucus Fenix, squad leader of the Gears. Fighting the great snot horde. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22616813878 DTSTART:20100831T134023Z DTEND:20100831T134123Z SUMMARY:While I slept fitfully, the flow of funk froze like a great glacier. Unfortunately, when I shifted this morning, so did the glacier. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22536070068 DTSTART:20100830T160134Z DTEND:20100830T160234Z SUMMARY:My respiratory system has been replaced with the latest prototypical adhesive developed by 3m. I think I'm coughing up rubber cement. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22400760070 DTSTART:20100829T015917Z DTEND:20100829T020017Z SUMMARY:Holy fucking shit! Standing room only! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22390575206 DTSTART:20100828T231556Z DTEND:20100828T231656Z SUMMARY:I've had a lot of people coming by while I setup asking if this is where the event featured in the Express is going to be held! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22389855445 DTSTART:20100828T230313Z DTEND:20100828T230413Z SUMMARY:In two hours you'll have 1 Goblin King, 1 teenaged Jennifer Connelly, and HUNDREDS of puppets! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22383285594 DTSTART:20100828T210850Z DTEND:20100828T210950Z SUMMARY:Her "I want to find a mac&cheese recipe online" me:"I have a mac&cheese cookbook""For mac&cheese?""No, for sandwiches""oh...I'll go online" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22382800553 DTSTART:20100828T210009Z DTEND:20100828T210109Z SUMMARY:Less than 24 hours after my $3000 laptop's keyboard shorted out, my $300 glasses broke. Great weekend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22379900059 DTSTART:20100828T200806Z DTEND:20100828T200906Z SUMMARY:New blog post: Cavalcade 3.0 (pre-first look) http://bit.ly/9gvOy4 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22319999734 DTSTART:20100828T024305Z DTEND:20100828T024405Z SUMMARY:Very much enjoying the hell out of finally using the full power of clipping masks in Photoshop. I know, easily amused. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22298257115 DTSTART:20100827T210659Z DTEND:20100827T210759Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Excellent! Thanks dude! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22298125815 DTSTART:20100827T210454Z DTEND:20100827T210554Z SUMMARY:I *THINK* I have a copy, but I just want to be sure. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22298102005 DTSTART:20100827T210433Z DTEND:20100827T210533Z SUMMARY:I know I'm asking late, but I also know I can pick it up at a local store: Does anybody have a copy of Labyrinth I can borrow for tomorrow? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22193256513 DTSTART:20100826T165134Z DTEND:20100826T165234Z SUMMARY:C'mon Microsoft! The ONLY offer for upgrading to Office 2011 is if I purchased 2008 between Aug. 1, 2010, and Nov. 30, 2010? Nothing else? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22190600579 DTSTART:20100826T161706Z DTEND:20100826T161806Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Don't Panic, I'm sure you'll make it, Arthur. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22190437333 DTSTART:20100826T161501Z DTEND:20100826T161601Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I have to disagree: Mousse nails make you look stupid. Period. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22190380726 DTSTART:20100826T161416Z DTEND:20100826T161516Z SUMMARY:.@alfranken While I *usually* agree w/you, if you're a stalking victim, you should probably stay away from Social Networking in general. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22190366822 DTSTART:20100826T161406Z DTEND:20100826T161506Z SUMMARY:RT @alfranken: Al asks the AG to investigate "geotags" to protect consumers online http://bit.ly/d2sXR7 http://bit.ly/b5f6IG END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22190085940 DTSTART:20100826T161027Z DTEND:20100826T161127Z SUMMARY:All I gotta say to that is, c'mon, you don't wanna be *that* guy: http://bit.ly/aZvLyM END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22189980232 DTSTART:20100826T160906Z DTEND:20100826T161006Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I just passed a herd o' Christian Bale American Psycho wannabes who straight-up disagree with you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22189761118 DTSTART:20100826T160613Z DTEND:20100826T160713Z SUMMARY:To my more Caucasian bretheren: When did it become professional to gel your hair so that you have a bed of nails on your head? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22187958848 DTSTART:20100826T154318Z DTEND:20100826T154418Z SUMMARY:RT @FakeAPStylebook Include plenty rainbows and unicorns when writing your marketing plan. Everybody loves rainbows and unicorns. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22187507412 DTSTART:20100826T153732Z DTEND:20100826T153832Z SUMMARY:My phone's keyboard does seem to like to insert extra punctuation, now doesn't it?!':;/?*&., END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22187384941 DTSTART:20100826T153559Z DTEND:20100826T153659Z SUMMARY:I have.a felling its thoughts like these that lead to marketing agencies skullfucking our childhoods for fun and profit. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22187288064 DTSTART:20100826T153446Z DTEND:20100826T153546Z SUMMARY:When all the who's in whooville gathered in the square, their call of "Can you hear me now?" could be heard for.miles. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22186950646 DTSTART:20100826T153032Z DTEND:20100826T153132Z SUMMARY:I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am. But #Droid does. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22186717324 DTSTART:20100826T152737Z DTEND:20100826T152837Z SUMMARY:My brain is doing a mash-up of Dr. Seuss and Verizon commercials... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22179528471 DTSTART:20100826T135655Z DTEND:20100826T135755Z SUMMARY:@spleeness @spleeness Y'see? I KNEW better than to click on it.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22176148594 DTSTART:20100826T131125Z DTEND:20100826T131225Z SUMMARY:Hell, we're THE top stop for the weekend! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22175981002 DTSTART:20100826T130905Z DTEND:20100826T131005Z SUMMARY:The fact that we got any mention at all is them doing me a solid, and I am grateful. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22175030691 DTSTART:20100826T125542Z DTEND:20100826T125642Z SUMMARY:About the express blurb-I didn't see it before it went to press,and since I WORK at TWP, my properties cannot be directly promoted by them. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22174531611 DTSTART:20100826T124825Z DTEND:20100826T124925Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill really? I didn't see it before it went to print. Have to say: they're skirting the rules just mentioning it, so I'm lucky. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22140776274 DTSTART:20100826T021018Z DTEND:20100826T021118Z SUMMARY:RT @darthvader Having realizations of grandeur. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22116879612 DTSTART:20100825T202532Z DTEND:20100825T202632Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill See? That says Blade Runner to me WAY more than Star Wars...http://bit.ly/cY4Pgo Which it apparently was sold as... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22116481595 DTSTART:20100825T201925Z DTEND:20100825T202025Z SUMMARY:For reasons FAR too numerous to mention I desperately need to set up a VPN tunnel to my home network. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22106903095 DTSTART:20100825T174417Z DTEND:20100825T174517Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Nugent's a douche, but "Strangelhold" is still one of my favorite songs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22106557056 DTSTART:20100825T173846Z DTEND:20100825T173946Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred And yes, I did just say he sweats in your drinks. Lap it up and love it! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22106521096 DTSTART:20100825T173811Z DTEND:20100825T173911Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred because @warrenellis' sweat is the extract of 1000 fermented virgins. Virgin what, I cannot say. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22106366531 DTSTART:20100825T173542Z DTEND:20100825T173642Z SUMMARY:@spleeness swoot! I'm thinking of having an "I beat Jesus day" if I make it to being 34 this year. We should tag-team Bdays! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22106158683 DTSTART:20100825T173229Z DTEND:20100825T173329Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @chickgonebad Damn you, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22105857166 DTSTART:20100825T172747Z DTEND:20100825T172847Z SUMMARY:@spleeness last time I checked, yep! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22104805942 DTSTART:20100825T171135Z DTEND:20100825T171235Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I (Xbox360 slim) have (ps3 slim) no idea what (gratuitous @axidentalredhed mention) you're talking about! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22104406565 DTSTART:20100825T170532Z DTEND:20100825T170632Z SUMMARY:Though (subtle hint inbound): My BIRTHDAY is 2 months from Saturday, @axidentalredhed... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22104349030 DTSTART:20100825T170443Z DTEND:20100825T170543Z SUMMARY:Speaking of videogames: It's been MONTHS since I've even had time to sit down and play. And if I HAD time, all of my systems are broken! :-( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22104111176 DTSTART:20100825T170116Z DTEND:20100825T170216Z SUMMARY:You a Gamer? If you are, who gives a flying shineola http://bit.ly/d8UNR8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22103735391 DTSTART:20100825T165555Z DTEND:20100825T165655Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Suicide in less than 5 years. Guaranteed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22103646027 DTSTART:20100825T165437Z DTEND:20100825T165537Z SUMMARY:@spleeness But that was aimed at someone else, wasn't it. OOps (I showed my geek again) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22103357706 DTSTART:20100825T165023Z DTEND:20100825T165123Z SUMMARY:@spleeness It's amazing how sexy code can get one all tingly in the pants. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22102265611 DTSTART:20100825T163446Z DTEND:20100825T163546Z SUMMARY:So Glenn Beck is having a rally in DC the same day as Summer of Schlock 3? Wow, a DOUBLE FEATURE of music, monsters, and puppets! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22100821401 DTSTART:20100825T161453Z DTEND:20100825T161553Z SUMMARY:If one is even REMOTELY into The Cavalcade of Schlock (who's new web presence is set for a big reveal soon), check out tomorrow's Express! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22099320486 DTSTART:20100825T155447Z DTEND:20100825T155547Z SUMMARY:The fact that one of them is my COUSIN is more than slightly disturbing... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22099248704 DTSTART:20100825T155348Z DTEND:20100825T155448Z SUMMARY:#Facebook basically put every young, attractive woman I know (even tangentially) and put them as "Micah's friends with THESE people" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22025324897 DTSTART:20100824T193243Z DTEND:20100824T193343Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt Are YOU the one that got me the mug???? I've been trying to figure out whom to thank! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22024326760 DTSTART:20100824T191555Z DTEND:20100824T191655Z SUMMARY:It's soooooo much fun when Domain Controllers don't replicate properly #GRUMBLEFUCK END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22017814848 DTSTART:20100824T172933Z DTEND:20100824T173033Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill http://bit.ly/9XZlcu END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22017736063 DTSTART:20100824T172819Z DTEND:20100824T172919Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill I'm sorry. It LOOKED like a 2099 by product. AoA rocked the hizzy. #90sMarvelsucks END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22017334484 DTSTART:20100824T172200Z DTEND:20100824T172300Z SUMMARY:For the record... WANT: http://bit.ly/3jS35L END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22017135573 DTSTART:20100824T171858Z DTEND:20100824T171958Z SUMMARY:@artful_username All are welcome in the Kingdom of Grumblefuck! Well, except #Verizon, and #Comcast, and #Aetna, and #Comcast again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22017074974 DTSTART:20100824T171802Z DTEND:20100824T171902Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @h1661n5 All are welcome in the Kingdom of Grumblefuck! Well, except #Verizon, and #Comcast, and #Aetna, and #Comcast again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22016931551 DTSTART:20100824T171549Z DTEND:20100824T171649Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill good call! And red leather is better than Yellow Spandex! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22016851301 DTSTART:20100824T171439Z DTEND:20100824T171539Z SUMMARY:I can hear a full 12-20 db's outside of the range of normal human hearing, yet can't drive without glasses. In ten years, I'll be Daredevil. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22013971122 DTSTART:20100824T163258Z DTEND:20100824T163358Z SUMMARY:The good news is not only am I NOT losing my hearing, I am some kind of superbeing that can hear well outside the normal range. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22004748280 DTSTART:20100824T142916Z DTEND:20100824T143016Z SUMMARY:Well THAT was a really shitty way to start my day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/22000226824 DTSTART:20100824T132622Z DTEND:20100824T132722Z SUMMARY:I'm either way tired, or there are too many silver cars in the lot. Stood in front of car awhile before noticing the trunk pop down the row END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21998805347 DTSTART:20100824T130240Z DTEND:20100824T130340Z SUMMARY:Fuck skynet, nuclear apocalypse, or Sarah Palin. The real end of human civilization? Youtube. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21947057621 DTSTART:20100823T220731Z DTEND:20100823T220831Z SUMMARY:The fact that there's a hidden folder on the #DroidX called "DontPanic" has me giggling right now #HitchHiker4LyfeYo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21924245854 DTSTART:20100823T155826Z DTEND:20100823T155926Z SUMMARY:Except it's not that dramatic, everything sounds a half-to-full step flat. People speaking, recordings, music...it's troubling END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21924092272 DTSTART:20100823T155609Z DTEND:20100823T155709Z SUMMARY:To clarify: I'm hearing everything, but it sounds deeper than it should. Tenors sound like barritones, barritones sound like bass, etc. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21923910802 DTSTART:20100823T155324Z DTEND:20100823T155424Z SUMMARY:After months of my inner-ear experiencing the rough equivalent to hiccups, my hearing has pitched down a few notes. Calling doc today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21839818241 DTSTART:20100822T155900Z DTEND:20100822T160000Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I've long regretted the "42" part of my email, geeky awesomeness aside. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21834633332 DTSTART:20100822T144623Z DTEND:20100822T144723Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Changing email and phone numbers after 15 years so that I can present a *slightly* more professional front. Keyword: "slightly" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21804025904 DTSTART:20100822T043809Z DTEND:20100822T043909Z SUMMARY:Rebranding myself. Slow process END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21754755462 DTSTART:20100821T150136Z DTEND:20100821T150236Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill I wont be satisfied until it has SKYnet 1.0! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21754444908 DTSTART:20100821T145735Z DTEND:20100821T145835Z SUMMARY:Friday was Phone day, Today is D&D, Tomorrow CAVALCADE WORK (YAY!). The (WONDERFUL) @axidentalredhed is letting me nerd-out this weekend! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21751655638 DTSTART:20100821T141900Z DTEND:20100821T142000Z SUMMARY:I WILL figure out how to make this thing self-aware. So HELP me, I will. #Droid (24 straight hours of hacking, bricking, flashing,& rooting) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21751446899 DTSTART:20100821T141556Z DTEND:20100821T141656Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary Bowie. Now THERE's a hometown I never want to go back to. Have fun! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21708375041 DTSTART:20100821T005408Z DTEND:20100821T005508Z SUMMARY:Hmmm. You mean I can get MORE power at HALF the voltage? That's like Tim Allen and Al Gore havin' a BABY! #hackingphonesisfun END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21696921971 DTSTART:20100820T213912Z DTEND:20100820T214012Z SUMMARY:Question: Why would you overclock your PHONE? Answer: Because you CAN! mwahahahaha! #droid END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21688989152 DTSTART:20100820T192614Z DTEND:20100820T192714Z SUMMARY:Benefit? I've now rooted my Droid X. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21688953940 DTSTART:20100820T192538Z DTEND:20100820T192638Z SUMMARY:For Comparison: The #iPhone3G lasted 1 day before I killed it. My first #Blackberry? 4 hours. My first computer? 20 minutes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21688862405 DTSTART:20100820T192413Z DTEND:20100820T192513Z SUMMARY:It took me a month to "experiment" with my phone to the point it needed a factory reset. That it took that long is a cudo for the #droid. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21606961637 DTSTART:20100819T205335Z DTEND:20100819T205435Z SUMMARY:@spleeness If you don't know what a bukkake is, I don't want to be the one to tell you. And I didn't see that post. Funny! :-p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21589447398 DTSTART:20100819T161337Z DTEND:20100819T161437Z SUMMARY:Sorry, Stephen "Moffat". I can't type on a real keyboard today, apparently. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21589394561 DTSTART:20100819T161300Z DTEND:20100819T161400Z SUMMARY:If you haven't watched it, Stephan Moffet's take on Sherlock is flippin' GREAT: http://bbc.in/dB9mzp (I've already watched them all twice!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21587140293 DTSTART:20100819T154331Z DTEND:20100819T154431Z SUMMARY:Had odd dream about the @OldSpice guy controlling the weather using Tai Chi and a herd of cartoon elephants mimicking his every move. #FACT END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21586817391 DTSTART:20100819T153908Z DTEND:20100819T154008Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad oh that is just TOO AWESOME. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21586653197 DTSTART:20100819T153657Z DTEND:20100819T153757Z SUMMARY:Next time I'm in an airport men's room I'm FB tagging all of my guy friends. We can all "wide-stance it" together! #SocialNetworkingFail END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21585831693 DTSTART:20100819T152550Z DTEND:20100819T152650Z SUMMARY:@artful_username my life = ancient chinese curse? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21585130970 DTSTART:20100819T151630Z DTEND:20100819T151730Z SUMMARY:My frappuccino experience just isn't complete without a whip cream bukkake. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21585032240 DTSTART:20100819T151512Z DTEND:20100819T151612Z SUMMARY:Ordered a Mocha Frapp with "a full whip cream apocalypse" and the barista knew exactly what I meant. Here's to you, man. Keep being awesome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21584400898 DTSTART:20100819T150653Z DTEND:20100819T150753Z SUMMARY:So far this week there hasn't been a single day where I haven't had a direct interaction with our local fire department. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21583888510 DTSTART:20100819T150007Z DTEND:20100819T150107Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I said "easily" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21583658228 DTSTART:20100819T145704Z DTEND:20100819T145804Z SUMMARY:The voice recognition software on my #droid has a very dirty mind. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21583394903 DTSTART:20100819T145332Z DTEND:20100819T145432Z SUMMARY:On the other hand, I could easily fit 4 bodies in the trunk of this Impala... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21582933394 DTSTART:20100819T144724Z DTEND:20100819T144824Z SUMMARY:@artful_username apparently neither of us have any plans. Whatcha got? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21582124675 DTSTART:20100819T143650Z DTEND:20100819T143750Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I'm just gonna change my name to Billy Halleck, hop into my car with my good buddy Stephen, and go gunning for Gypsies. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21581883017 DTSTART:20100819T143337Z DTEND:20100819T143437Z SUMMARY:I vaguely remember having a social life once....it tasted like peaches and sunshine. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21581217561 DTSTART:20100819T142445Z DTEND:20100819T142545Z SUMMARY:Holy shit! "Facebook Places" is a privacy NIGHTMARE... RT: @rkaufman, @l1br4r14n , and @gawker: http://t.co/Ti0tbjh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21580461815 DTSTART:20100819T141438Z DTEND:20100819T141538Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman Well, according to @axidentalredhed, "They got jack-shit for women." Your mileage may vary, of course. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21578202901 DTSTART:20100819T134358Z DTEND:20100819T134458Z SUMMARY:Despite the increase in my food intake (or perhaps BECAUSE of), I've lost 8 pounds. This is frustrating. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21578119641 DTSTART:20100819T134248Z DTEND:20100819T134348Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman Looking over their website, they average anywhere between $60 to $70. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21535420851 DTSTART:20100819T005825Z DTEND:20100819T005925Z SUMMARY:Driving a Chevy Impala Is a bit like rolling a large boulder down a hill. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21496383837 DTSTART:20100818T145545Z DTEND:20100818T145645Z SUMMARY:1. I store an umbrella in my car. 2. I am driving a rental car. 3. I am very wet. #3RandomFacts END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21496252174 DTSTART:20100818T145401Z DTEND:20100818T145501Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad funny you should mention. They just sent me a bill for $80 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21493790766 DTSTART:20100818T141958Z DTEND:20100818T142058Z SUMMARY:I am getting a perverse amount of glee telling my stories to all potential renters and salespeople I see around the complex. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21493725896 DTSTART:20100818T141904Z DTEND:20100818T142004Z SUMMARY:Ran into mainenance guy and asked when our our stove might get replaced. He didn't know anything about it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21491916874 DTSTART:20100818T135345Z DTEND:20100818T135445Z SUMMARY:I get nervous everytime there's a thunderstorm predicted on the weather now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21432590134 DTSTART:20100817T205915Z DTEND:20100817T210015Z SUMMARY:When I gave #Verizon my account info, they told me FIOS wasn't available in my area. The Account Info I gave them was for my FIOS account. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21416296556 DTSTART:20100817T163348Z DTEND:20100817T163448Z SUMMARY:4) Due to OCD Comic Book collector thinking, The flooded storage unit had exactly 4 incidental items permanently damaged. That's it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21416038054 DTSTART:20100817T163014Z DTEND:20100817T163114Z SUMMARY:3) I'm rather unsurprisingly in support of the right to build a Masque anywhere they damn well please. #BillofRights #FTW END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21415944245 DTSTART:20100817T162857Z DTEND:20100817T162957Z SUMMARY:2) Tasker for the #Droid is roughly akin to Applescript and VB Script in terms of usefulness, While it has a STEEP learning curve, LOVE IT. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21415766945 DTSTART:20100817T162631Z DTEND:20100817T162731Z SUMMARY:1) Personal Statistic: I've made 21 different claims across 3 insurances this year alone ( > last 3 years combined). On 3rd rental car now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21415463299 DTSTART:20100817T162215Z DTEND:20100817T162315Z SUMMARY:Info burst on 4 vastly different topics in 5....4.....3.....2.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21325334278 DTSTART:20100816T155540Z DTEND:20100816T155640Z SUMMARY:It's kinda awesome to get on the train and see every passenger on it reading a newspaper you help publish. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21307619728 DTSTART:20100816T113449Z DTEND:20100816T113549Z SUMMARY:RT @TelegraphNews Return of the Jedi deleted scene shows Luke assembling new light sabre http://bit.ly/bcKpfq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21228654266 DTSTART:20100815T125321Z DTEND:20100815T125421Z SUMMARY:For the record: Westin hotels. GREAT way to turn a sucktacular night into something awesome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21228591866 DTSTART:20100815T125209Z DTEND:20100815T125309Z SUMMARY:TMI Warning:@axidentalredhed would like you to know that even at my advanced age, I can still down a bottle of champaigne and, um...perform. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21194454465 DTSTART:20100815T015623Z DTEND:20100815T015723Z SUMMARY:From what I saw of Scott Pilgrim (Got the call about the fire in the apartment during the final battle),it was awesome, despite Michael Cera END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21191811079 DTSTART:20100815T011249Z DTEND:20100815T011349Z SUMMARY:Having had enough, I have made an executive decision: @axidentalredhed and I are going to a Hotel. With Room Service. And Big Bathtubs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21190332558 DTSTART:20100815T004739Z DTEND:20100815T004839Z SUMMARY:For the less biblically inclined: http://bit.ly/d4dG1J (Biblical_figure)?wasRedirected=true END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21190022766 DTSTART:20100815T004216Z DTEND:20100815T004316Z SUMMARY:For the record: the same day i find out my storage unit was hit by a tornado, our oven set fire to our kitchen. Job can kiss my ass. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21148687525 DTSTART:20100814T131623Z DTEND:20100814T131723Z SUMMARY:@artful_username @artful_username My haircut also prevents such situations from occurring. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21146879644 DTSTART:20100814T124415Z DTEND:20100814T124515Z SUMMARY:People frequently ask how I do several of the things I can do with technology. Here's the secret: I read the instructions. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21101169313 DTSTART:20100813T223805Z DTEND:20100813T223905Z SUMMARY:LET THERE BE LIGHT! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21086055953 DTSTART:20100813T183126Z DTEND:20100813T183226Z SUMMARY:#PEPCO now estimating we will be without power through the weekend. Really. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21056745026 DTSTART:20100813T113642Z DTEND:20100813T113742Z SUMMARY:For the second storm in a row, we are the only building with no power in our complex. This is, of course, absurd. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21001727932 DTSTART:20100812T200015Z DTEND:20100812T200115Z SUMMARY:Considering how much I've become #Google's willing bitch these last few months, I'm more than a little pissed about their #Verizon team-up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21000402654 DTSTART:20100812T193809Z DTEND:20100812T193909Z SUMMARY:Gov. Martin O'Malley Compares #PEPCO's reliability to that of a developing nation: http://bit.ly/bOAIbB END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21000329320 DTSTART:20100812T193654Z DTEND:20100812T193754Z SUMMARY:Oh hey! They got the Red Line running normally again!...just in time for the next batch of storms to come by and wipe it out again! #WMATA END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/21000192001 DTSTART:20100812T193445Z DTEND:20100812T193545Z SUMMARY:RT @chickgonebad: CONFIRMED. Motion to extend stay is DENIED. GO GET MARRIED!! #prop8 Having a party in my pants. Everyone invited! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20999460231 DTSTART:20100812T192218Z DTEND:20100812T192318Z SUMMARY:According to my source at home, #PEPCO is prepping people to hunker down for another multi-day outage. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20990817336 DTSTART:20100812T170431Z DTEND:20100812T170531Z SUMMARY:For those outside of the DC area, my neighborhood looks like an Ent graveyard (#LOTR #NERD #FTW!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20990244959 DTSTART:20100812T165617Z DTEND:20100812T165717Z SUMMARY:Tired of down tempo music, I kick the DJ Hero Soundtrack back on ♫ http://blip.fm/~ur7u1 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20989899492 DTSTART:20100812T165128Z DTEND:20100812T165228Z SUMMARY:But AWESOME RT @clintonyates: These are completely ridiculous. RT @mikedebonis: DEMON TEDDY BEAR anti-Fenty web ads http://bit.ly/9zKUhG END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20989202168 DTSTART:20100812T164147Z DTEND:20100812T164247Z SUMMARY:It worries me that I work for a newspaper focused on the DC metro area, and the general response from coworkers has been "What storm?" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20986344097 DTSTART:20100812T160214Z DTEND:20100812T160314Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad no rain. Bright sunshine, actually. Just a treepocalypse. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20985709092 DTSTART:20100812T155344Z DTEND:20100812T155444Z SUMMARY:On metro now. It took me an hour and a half to drive the 3.5 miles to the station. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20968300689 DTSTART:20100812T114128Z DTEND:20100812T114228Z SUMMARY:As soon as I step into the shower, there is a crash of thunder, the power goes out, and the water pressure with it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20919196324 DTSTART:20100811T214544Z DTEND:20100811T214644Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed interesting. Thanks, darlin'! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20918568978 DTSTART:20100811T213625Z DTEND:20100811T213725Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 The fuck I do. @axidentalredhed is a filthy liar. @Mike_Doughty_ 's "I Hear The Bells" is my quicker picker upper. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20917074779 DTSTART:20100811T211358Z DTEND:20100811T211458Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed says they don't trust the residents, or their guests. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20915557917 DTSTART:20100811T205023Z DTEND:20100811T205123Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed You've been down to the Convenience store, I see. It sounds like they've downgraded somewhat. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20906568058 DTSTART:20100811T182536Z DTEND:20100811T182636Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad one assumes the #GEICO gecko probably has a largish family. I mean, we've clearly seen 3 different geckos thus far. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20906426829 DTSTART:20100811T182313Z DTEND:20100811T182413Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Aware of this fact, I maintain my righteous indignation and desire for a gecko-skin wallet. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20906298788 DTSTART:20100811T182104Z DTEND:20100811T182204Z SUMMARY:RT @God_Damn_Batman: Nothing can dull the edge of a sharpened Batarang. Except my face. When I shave with it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20896589066 DTSTART:20100811T155742Z DTEND:20100811T155842Z SUMMARY:If this seems at all possible to you, then WHY: A) Not fix the damage in the first place, and B) Argue with me when I call your oversight? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20896329454 DTSTART:20100811T155412Z DTEND:20100811T155512Z SUMMARY:By, say (and I'm just spitballing here)-WATER BLOWING IN THE NEWLY-FORMED HOLE AT 90 FREAKING MILES AN HOUR?!? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20896239336 DTSTART:20100811T155258Z DTEND:20100811T155358Z SUMMARY:Posit: If your passenger-side window is blown out during a TORNADO, might the leather seats on the driver's side not ALSO become damaged? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20896094935 DTSTART:20100811T155100Z DTEND:20100811T155200Z SUMMARY:.@GEICO_Service Oh, you guys are already taking care of it. It just took an absurd amount of convincing to get your organization to do so. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20895421784 DTSTART:20100811T154225Z DTEND:20100811T154325Z SUMMARY:I amuse myself by imagining the #GEICO gecko as my new wallet, but he is a bit tiny. #IHateYouGEICOIHateYouSoVeryMuch END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20881469637 DTSTART:20100811T122750Z DTEND:20100811T122850Z SUMMARY:@artful_username sorry, hon! You have NO idea how much I wish I was going! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20848119824 DTSTART:20100811T023227Z DTEND:20100811T023327Z SUMMARY:It happened so quickly, I barely noticed it, but my life has become suddenly become strictly regimented. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20814766876 DTSTART:20100810T181615Z DTEND:20100810T181715Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman The Yakusa, but the fact that the second one made me think "It's a Frog eat Frog world" brought me joy as well! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20811360610 DTSTART:20100810T172242Z DTEND:20100810T172342Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman your twitter feed just became my favorite one to follow. Great link! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20800518349 DTSTART:20100810T145207Z DTEND:20100810T145307Z SUMMARY:My fire has a first name, and its A-D-E-R-A-L-L. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20745635678 DTSTART:20100809T232641Z DTEND:20100809T232741Z SUMMARY:Dear# WMATA: With the small fortune we're paying in fares these days, is it too much to ask for some freakin AC in the underground stations? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20741210699 DTSTART:20100809T221805Z DTEND:20100809T221905Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed You DAMN RIGHT! I think I'll grab me one on the way home. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20739352681 DTSTART:20100809T214624Z DTEND:20100809T214724Z SUMMARY:Such are the natures of my friends, that many are arguing for the top spot of biggest Nerd of the bunch. I will concede, because I enjoy sex END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20739149142 DTSTART:20100809T214300Z DTEND:20100809T214400Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad ...argued for hours about the Star Wars prequels. If @axidentalredhed didn't think I was a sex god, I would be hopless ;-) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20739105121 DTSTART:20100809T214215Z DTEND:20100809T214315Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I have: Dressed up in Medieval Garb for no real reason, Had entire conversations in movie quotes, and... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20739057428 DTSTART:20100809T214127Z DTEND:20100809T214227Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Cont. I write about Video Games and Movies for fun and profit, read about Quantum Physics on the toilet, and lurv Dinosaurs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20738986868 DTSTART:20100809T214016Z DTEND:20100809T214116Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I play around in circuits and software for a career, Write code for fun, Play D&D and read comics. (More coming) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20737845508 DTSTART:20100809T212114Z DTEND:20100809T212214Z SUMMARY:There are days I realize that I am perhaps the BIGGEST nerd in my circle of friends. If you met them, you'd know that's sayin' something. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20725538960 DTSTART:20100809T174704Z DTEND:20100809T174804Z SUMMARY:@SimplyKerri8 I missed your previous tweet, and was thus surprised when a shiny blue ass popped up in the notificaiton on my screen. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20724358812 DTSTART:20100809T172730Z DTEND:20100809T172830Z SUMMARY:I'm not certain, but I believe that the Bangles "Eternal Flame" is about Chlamydia. ♫ http://blip.fm/~umka3 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20723785769 DTSTART:20100809T171819Z DTEND:20100809T171919Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad That trailer gave me a raging erection. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20723441780 DTSTART:20100809T171250Z DTEND:20100809T171350Z SUMMARY:While not advocating violence against women, I was seriously considering finding lady luck and slapping the bitch across the face. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20713571495 DTSTART:20100809T145009Z DTEND:20100809T145109Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad that would seriously blow. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20711634315 DTSTART:20100809T142336Z DTEND:20100809T142436Z SUMMARY:Looking at my arm, I note that I was bitten by a rabid AC unit yesterday. I fear that I may turn into a Yeti during the next full moon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20708831576 DTSTART:20100809T134428Z DTEND:20100809T134528Z SUMMARY:Ok, so not only am I NOT running late for my doctor's visit, I'm a week early. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20707968633 DTSTART:20100809T133151Z DTEND:20100809T133251Z SUMMARY:Dear universe: Thank YOU for red-ringing yet ANOTHER Xbox 360, AND sending my headphones flying into the toilet, shorting them out. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20707230551 DTSTART:20100809T132056Z DTEND:20100809T132156Z SUMMARY:Dear #GEICO: Thanks for fixing my window and cleaning the carpet. Thanks too for scratching the door and ignoring the mildewed seats. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20572879839 DTSTART:20100807T191710Z DTEND:20100807T191810Z SUMMARY:12 hour Zyrtec coma has robbed me of my momentum. Hands and head feel disconnected, no matter how much music I pump into battered eardrums. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20514923530 DTSTART:20100807T013549Z DTEND:20100807T013649Z SUMMARY:@artful_username The Hackman cometh! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20514772301 DTSTART:20100807T013330Z DTEND:20100807T013430Z SUMMARY:@artful_username hehhehehehe END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20514408497 DTSTART:20100807T012759Z DTEND:20100807T012859Z SUMMARY:MWAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAA! I NEED MOAR INTERNET TO CHEW ON!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20514385830 DTSTART:20100807T012737Z DTEND:20100807T012837Z SUMMARY:Dear @franchescaei, If I wanted a free Evo 4G from Sprint, I wouldn't have bought a #DroidX from #Verizon. Now piss off, bot-boy. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20513580912 DTSTART:20100807T011518Z DTEND:20100807T011618Z SUMMARY:It feels GOOD to flex my internet again! I feel a MONSTERING coming on! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20513352282 DTSTART:20100807T011144Z DTEND:20100807T011244Z SUMMARY:@perel42 @spleeness personally, I'd use a spot welder or Acetylene. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20513266911 DTSTART:20100807T011026Z DTEND:20100807T011126Z SUMMARY:Off the Acid, I move to "Crazy Love" by Storm Large. Because bathtime is more fun with strangulation. ♫ http://blip.fm/~uisbb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20513150209 DTSTART:20100807T010841Z DTEND:20100807T010941Z SUMMARY:I blame my latest internet tirade on the fact that I've been listening to Lords of Acid again... ♫ http://blip.fm/~uis84 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20512969696 DTSTART:20100807T010556Z DTEND:20100807T010656Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad These pissants who troll unsecured wifi access points (#Borders or #Panera, for example) to get your personal info piss me off END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20512842603 DTSTART:20100807T010400Z DTEND:20100807T010500Z SUMMARY:....and FIRE. I really really LIKE FIRE. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20512768848 DTSTART:20100807T010253Z DTEND:20100807T010353Z SUMMARY:What if the Messiah fucked an aspirin? You'd get @JesusBayerl, the latest fuckball spammer to piss me off. Say hello, will you? With STICKS. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20512661431 DTSTART:20100807T010116Z DTEND:20100807T010216Z SUMMARY:Hello WiFi criminal. Your last forced restart would be the result of ME, HACKMAN-DEFENDER OF JUSTICE. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20509407597 DTSTART:20100807T000904Z DTEND:20100807T001004Z SUMMARY:NOT in the mood for scammers right now. You will be punished. #Hacking for #Justice. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20509288069 DTSTART:20100807T000703Z DTEND:20100807T000803Z SUMMARY:Dear dude sitting at the other table of #Panera. Yes I see you sniffing WiFi packets, and yes this is me hacking into your machine. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20507596100 DTSTART:20100806T233846Z DTEND:20100806T233946Z SUMMARY:The new official #Facebook app for the #droid is very nice step in the right direction. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20492086773 DTSTART:20100806T191011Z DTEND:20100806T191111Z SUMMARY:@artful_username that you like bald men in thunderstorms throwing copper at placentas lying on the floor? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20490891966 DTSTART:20100806T185020Z DTEND:20100806T185120Z SUMMARY:You know your life sucks when all you want to listen to is Linkin Park :-/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20413367977 DTSTART:20100805T200926Z DTEND:20100805T201026Z SUMMARY:I find it amusing/annoying that Gears, the GOOGLE tool for using web services offline, does not yet support GOOGLE Chrome for the Mac. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20413212064 DTSTART:20100805T200634Z DTEND:20100805T200734Z SUMMARY:Yet ANOTHER lightning storm where I neither became Captain Marvel or the next Flash. #disappointment END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20412739982 DTSTART:20100805T195819Z DTEND:20100805T195919Z SUMMARY:Listening to this at the office. Seemed appropriate. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ugrbz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20397216808 DTSTART:20100805T154816Z DTEND:20100805T154916Z SUMMARY:Weird. My droid literally crashed and rebooted while on the phone with my dad. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20386146589 DTSTART:20100805T130406Z DTEND:20100805T130506Z SUMMARY:It's taken a couple of weeks, but I think I've gotten my life just a LITTLE bit more organized. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20384218782 DTSTART:20100805T123303Z DTEND:20100805T123403Z SUMMARY:This is, of course, my PERSONAL inbox (sitting at 55 for now), my work inbox is 500+, and the Cavalcade one is currently at 223.#FilingSucks END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20383500322 DTSTART:20100805T122048Z DTEND:20100805T122148Z SUMMARY:Holy Shit I did it! It took 2 days, but I got my inbox down below 100 for the first time in almost a decade! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20382170106 DTSTART:20100805T115741Z DTEND:20100805T115841Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin Murh? I've been in Gmail for YEARS. You mean the Post? For some reason I'm not part of that Project (Even though it was my idea) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20381969701 DTSTART:20100805T115407Z DTEND:20100805T115507Z SUMMARY:Seriously, the nested labels feature of GMail is Friggin' SWEET. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20381023544 DTSTART:20100805T113612Z DTEND:20100805T113712Z SUMMARY:Getting tired of waking up stiff (not like THAT, you perverts). END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20356965763 DTSTART:20100805T031526Z DTEND:20100805T031626Z SUMMARY:When you take your pain out on your loved ones, you're only hurting yourself.-Micah Pearson END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20353168721 DTSTART:20100805T021757Z DTEND:20100805T021857Z SUMMARY:While happy that #prop8 got a fairly fatal blow, the judge's ruling (to my untrained eye) is wonky enough that it might not stan on appeal. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20352102658 DTSTART:20100805T020146Z DTEND:20100805T020246Z SUMMARY:@spleeness actually, mean people bite. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20334976782 DTSTART:20100804T213523Z DTEND:20100804T213623Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Then we shall grope with purpose and be very friendly while doing it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20333492426 DTSTART:20100804T211035Z DTEND:20100804T211135Z SUMMARY:Hey #Verizon, if you'd told us about the extra hookups, we could have fixed the issue ourselves and saved EVERYBODY TROUBLE! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20333454848 DTSTART:20100804T210956Z DTEND:20100804T211056Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt good luck with that. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20330321573 DTSTART:20100804T201558Z DTEND:20100804T201658Z SUMMARY:With a little under 45 minutes left in their time window, my spies report no signs of #Verizon on the Horizon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20316449762 DTSTART:20100804T162818Z DTEND:20100804T162918Z SUMMARY:Happy 7th Birthday Express! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20313669401 DTSTART:20100804T154648Z DTEND:20100804T154748Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @chickgonebad Peeing on people helps. As does flinging poo. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20310875296 DTSTART:20100804T150542Z DTEND:20100804T150642Z SUMMARY:Last but not least: #Verizon didn't inform me that the tech was scheduled to come on 8/04 until I CALLED THEM BACK on 8/02 to check status. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20310776912 DTSTART:20100804T150416Z DTEND:20100804T150516Z SUMMARY:@clintonyates I'm making sure your bet comes true.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20310743805 DTSTART:20100804T150343Z DTEND:20100804T150443Z SUMMARY:All of these dates are wrong, of course. It was 7/24, 7/31....and 8/04 before the tech actually is scheduled to come. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20310643461 DTSTART:20100804T150217Z DTEND:20100804T150317Z SUMMARY:Cont: On 6/31, Phone Support repeated all of my troubleshooting steps and said "yep, it's out. We'll send a tech." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20310527596 DTSTART:20100804T150037Z DTEND:20100804T150137Z SUMMARY:Background: FIOS down since 6/24. It took me until 6/31 to convince #Verizon that our outage had nothing to do with the storm on 6/25. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20309321482 DTSTART:20100804T144316Z DTEND:20100804T144416Z SUMMARY:So... today is the day when# Verizon supposedly will have our internet fixed. Any bets on the outcome? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20226623314 DTSTART:20100803T144249Z DTEND:20100803T144349Z SUMMARY:RT @BrentCranfill: WOO HOO! FAVRE IS STILL RETIRED! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20220111242 DTSTART:20100803T130631Z DTEND:20100803T130731Z SUMMARY:Dear Universe: Please do not skullfuck me in the ass today...You heard me correctly. Amen. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20188473847 DTSTART:20100803T023926Z DTEND:20100803T024026Z SUMMARY:If Henry's Wrecking Service disappears in a fireball of semtex-induced love, I swear it wasn't me. But I'd shake the hand of who did it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20159355444 DTSTART:20100802T184002Z DTEND:20100802T184102Z SUMMARY:2 steps forward, 45 steps back. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20159343818 DTSTART:20100802T183951Z DTEND:20100802T184051Z SUMMARY:ugggghhh.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20155453465 DTSTART:20100802T173405Z DTEND:20100802T173505Z SUMMARY:Dear #Verizon FIOS Tech Support, Thanks for letting me know you won't be coming until WEDNESDAY. Wait, you didn't. Nevermind. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20154549274 DTSTART:20100802T171850Z DTEND:20100802T171950Z SUMMARY:Remember kiddies "Nothing's too hard for God": http://bit.ly/9YRF3p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20150166259 DTSTART:20100802T161006Z DTEND:20100802T161106Z SUMMARY:Lately I've been learning the hard way a bit of what it takes to be a parent. I don't have NEARLY enough patience. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20146301777 DTSTART:20100802T151239Z DTEND:20100802T151339Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad sure to follow! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20145965093 DTSTART:20100802T150754Z DTEND:20100802T150854Z SUMMARY:I would like the record to indicate that I got my ass to work EARLY for once! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20144591680 DTSTART:20100802T144758Z DTEND:20100802T144858Z SUMMARY:The curse of a fun piece of tech: Every time I think I'm done tweaking my #Droid, I find something else to goof around with. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20144420323 DTSTART:20100802T144528Z DTEND:20100802T144628Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt have a good trip back! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20110079729 DTSTART:20100802T032221Z DTEND:20100802T032321Z SUMMARY:Of course, it helps that we STILL HAVE NO FUCKING INTERNET (#fuckyouverymuch #verizon) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20109961415 DTSTART:20100802T032024Z DTEND:20100802T032124Z SUMMARY:I just realized that I've spent every free moment the last two days tweaking mine and @axidentalredhed's Droids. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20034851946 DTSTART:20100801T022211Z DTEND:20100801T022311Z SUMMARY:Live pirates are handing out free booze! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20033051157 DTSTART:20100801T015235Z DTEND:20100801T015335Z SUMMARY:@spleeness yeah. Setup for the @cavalcadeos was a BITCH tonight END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20031489998 DTSTART:20100801T012553Z DTEND:20100801T012653Z SUMMARY:All: we are GO for tonight's show with LIVE PIRATES! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/20024804487 DTSTART:20100731T232448Z DTEND:20100731T232548Z SUMMARY:This evening's going to be an absolute fucking disaster. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19926431978 DTSTART:20100730T173026Z DTEND:20100730T173126Z SUMMARY:New blog post: The Beast of Burden http://bit.ly/cg8kML END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19907956062 DTSTART:20100730T130253Z DTEND:20100730T130353Z SUMMARY:Dear Verizon: Since you have not seen fit to fix our internet at all this week, I just decided to hack a cell phone and use it instead. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19851514918 DTSTART:20100729T200432Z DTEND:20100729T200532Z SUMMARY:Haynesworth failed the conditioning test, huh? SHOCKER. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19834454781 DTSTART:20100729T153150Z DTEND:20100729T153250Z SUMMARY:I want to shake this dude's hand: http://twitpic.com/29qplo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19822408560 DTSTART:20100729T123816Z DTEND:20100729T123916Z SUMMARY:One of these days, I'm sure #Verizon will give us internet again... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19822302949 DTSTART:20100729T123630Z DTEND:20100729T123730Z SUMMARY:@artful_username woot! Date! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19748464322 DTSTART:20100728T151923Z DTEND:20100728T152023Z SUMMARY:Movies purchased for this weekend's events! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19736402695 DTSTART:20100728T122454Z DTEND:20100728T122554Z SUMMARY:Once@ axidentalredhed stops singing songs from "Charlie the (fucking) Unicorn" we're taking the car to the shop. I hate that damn unicorn. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19658313232 DTSTART:20100727T135448Z DTEND:20100727T135548Z SUMMARY:In case you were wondering: I officially hate my life right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19656182542 DTSTART:20100727T132355Z DTEND:20100727T132455Z SUMMARY:Enclave apartments may not provide basic services like power or water, but they can still tow your rental car after a tornado. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19616874938 DTSTART:20100727T011114Z DTEND:20100727T011214Z SUMMARY:It is unbelievable that our building is the ONLY fucking one without power in my complex. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19597751396 DTSTART:20100726T194700Z DTEND:20100726T194800Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Tornado or person, ether way, the damages don't exceed my deductible, so I'm paying out of pocket. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19597658369 DTSTART:20100726T194522Z DTEND:20100726T194622Z SUMMARY:Dear internet, I have missed you. That is all. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19593209362 DTSTART:20100726T182745Z DTEND:20100726T182845Z SUMMARY:Rental truck returned. Rental CAR picked up. Got @axidentalredhed back to her old place, and now I'm headed to work. #fullfuckingday END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19592920689 DTSTART:20100726T182240Z DTEND:20100726T182340Z SUMMARY:Rwn END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19580002464 DTSTART:20100726T150256Z DTEND:20100726T150356Z SUMMARY:Pickimg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19520033284 DTSTART:20100725T204108Z DTEND:20100725T204208Z SUMMARY:Dear asshole who smashed in my car window: Thanks for putting a nice capped on a shitty weekend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19515310641 DTSTART:20100725T190611Z DTEND:20100725T190711Z SUMMARY:@artful_username have to return the rental truck. Besides, I have no way to pay for things as my credit card was lost yesterday. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19515022701 DTSTART:20100725T190047Z DTEND:20100725T190147Z SUMMARY:Apparently I was more exhausted than I thought, as a little nap led to me sleeping until 3 in the afternoon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19502340971 DTSTART:20100725T151200Z DTEND:20100725T151300Z SUMMARY:Waiting for @axidentalredhed to wake up so we can take the rental truck back. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19422703098 DTSTART:20100724T140423Z DTEND:20100724T140523Z SUMMARY:Picking up a day laborer before heading to @axidentalredhed's place to load the truck. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19336160955 DTSTART:20100723T124550Z DTEND:20100723T124650Z SUMMARY:After first full week on the meds, what have we learned? Full stomachs and proper timing of doses are critical. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19296854243 DTSTART:20100723T004058Z DTEND:20100723T004158Z SUMMARY:You know what's fun? Being stuck on the metro When you have to pee. That's fun. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19284522531 DTSTART:20100722T212032Z DTEND:20100722T212132Z SUMMARY:I have the distinct impression I am going to be wiping my computer over the weekend. (tired of crashes) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19273169241 DTSTART:20100722T180234Z DTEND:20100722T180334Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed RT @chickgonebad: 59 Republicans have already voted against unemployment insurance. If you're unemployed, the GOP hates you END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19264345097 DTSTART:20100722T154755Z DTEND:20100722T154855Z SUMMARY:For the record: I've now entered "Slackmaggots" into the auto-correct dictionary on my Droid. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19259529398 DTSTART:20100722T144046Z DTEND:20100722T144146Z SUMMARY:A warning to all you teenaged slackmaggots: If you saunter in front of my car with your saggy baggy jean-covered ass, I will not stop. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19256939844 DTSTART:20100722T140449Z DTEND:20100722T140549Z SUMMARY:Another day, another chance for the universe to kick my teeth in. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19214921327 DTSTART:20100722T011053Z DTEND:20100722T011153Z SUMMARY:Voice recognition on phone is less than stellar, as my previous tweet demonstrates. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19118186723 DTSTART:20100722T003925Z DTEND:20100722T004025Z SUMMARY:I have to beat the only man alive to have to set an alarm to remind self to eat. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19108294497 DTSTART:20100721T215658Z DTEND:20100721T215758Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad :-p trrrruuust me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19107947233 DTSTART:20100721T215047Z DTEND:20100721T215147Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad you really, really, really need to read @warrenellis's "Bad World" http://bit.ly/bwHIer. Seriously. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19007768110 DTSTART:20100720T165235Z DTEND:20100720T165335Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed yay! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19007760849 DTSTART:20100720T165228Z DTEND:20100720T165328Z SUMMARY:@artful_username But it's such a LARGE target! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19001655578 DTSTART:20100720T152500Z DTEND:20100720T152600Z SUMMARY:Beef in my freezer felt safe, what with all the vegetarian cooking I've been doing,so last night I instilled terror in it's delicious heart. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19001165996 DTSTART:20100720T151812Z DTEND:20100720T151912Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman Fed up with my damaged hardware and AT&T's overall level of suck, I got a Droid X and have since had mutlipe technophile orgasms. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19000829064 DTSTART:20100720T151339Z DTEND:20100720T151439Z SUMMARY:First day on full dose and I was so proud of how on-point I was, getting my tasks done and to the metro on time...without my wallet. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/19000374024 DTSTART:20100720T150726Z DTEND:20100720T150826Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman I just remembered how much I suck. Totally didn't give you my impressions of the software, and I no longer have an iPhone. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18916274915 DTSTART:20100719T133702Z DTEND:20100719T133802Z SUMMARY:In terms of pure functionality, the Droid X kicks the crap out of the iPhone. There. I said it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18912656764 DTSTART:20100719T123906Z DTEND:20100719T124006Z SUMMARY:I have had exactly 1 hour and fifteen minutes of sleep since friday. I feel like I was hit by a train. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18784717979 DTSTART:20100717T184424Z DTEND:20100717T184524Z SUMMARY:Though I can totally feel my brain rebelling against the medication. A neat little battle. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18784658204 DTSTART:20100717T184312Z DTEND:20100717T184412Z SUMMARY:Making an insane amount of progress! In what, I cannot say... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18775644765 DTSTART:20100717T160639Z DTEND:20100717T160739Z SUMMARY:Been feeling sick and headachy all day. Horray for new mess! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18680292263 DTSTART:20100716T120736Z DTEND:20100716T120836Z SUMMARY:So remember my plan to extinguish the Sun? I had some unexpected results this morning....My bad. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18622284671 DTSTART:20100715T182910Z DTEND:20100715T183010Z SUMMARY:@spleeness yeah, but I don't hack my phones...anymore. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18232945965 DTSTART:20100711T003104Z DTEND:20100711T003204Z SUMMARY:Worst. Fucking. Week. Ever. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18149001804 DTSTART:20100709T213529Z DTEND:20100709T213629Z SUMMARY:I've had nosebleeds all day, and I swear there's gray matter in there. My brain's leaking out my nostrils. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18135702900 DTSTART:20100709T174054Z DTEND:20100709T174154Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin from the fiery hell-pit that is the melting mass of DC, I think we all offer a hearty "PBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTT!" to you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18132478594 DTSTART:20100709T165302Z DTEND:20100709T165402Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed I'm thinking of installing running lights for you. Seriously, you are a hazard in there! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18131518666 DTSTART:20100709T163859Z DTEND:20100709T163959Z SUMMARY:So...earlier this week I built my own light switch extender thingy as a proof-of-concept. When I plugged it in, it worked. No fires. #proud END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18131337947 DTSTART:20100709T163623Z DTEND:20100709T163723Z SUMMARY:I dislike preachy people. #fact END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18073433254 DTSTART:20100709T000835Z DTEND:20100709T000935Z SUMMARY:@wavianarts "Dear England, we GOT this!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18073155547 DTSTART:20100709T000403Z DTEND:20100709T000503Z SUMMARY:Question to #WMATA: are you holding AC hostage to force us into paying the rate hike? You don't need to, it's not like we have a choice. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18071782783 DTSTART:20100708T234128Z DTEND:20100708T234228Z SUMMARY:Ok. As stupid, vapid, and unnecessary as "Chain Letter" is, it's also long overdue. Obvious idea for a horror flick, actually #Trailers END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18071576776 DTSTART:20100708T233803Z DTEND:20100708T233903Z SUMMARY:RE: Paranormal Activity 2. Why? The first one was good because it was unexpected and completely self-containted. Sequel =/= That. #Trailers END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18071426664 DTSTART:20100708T233533Z DTEND:20100708T233633Z SUMMARY:On the other hand, "The American", with George Clooney looks AMAZING (and I WANT that poster!) #Trailers END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18070845009 DTSTART:20100708T232559Z DTEND:20100708T232659Z SUMMARY:On a related note: "Camp Hell" looks god-awful. "OH NOES! TEENAGERS WANT TO HAVE SEX! IT MUST BE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18070650231 DTSTART:20100708T232245Z DTEND:20100708T232345Z SUMMARY:Dear IMDB, A trailer is essentially a commercial. WHY THE F*** ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH ADS BEFORE I CAN WATCH A DAMN COMMERCIAL? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18070295839 DTSTART:20100708T231657Z DTEND:20100708T231757Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman No. For my resume is EPIC. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18055748797 DTSTART:20100708T185528Z DTEND:20100708T185628Z SUMMARY:@spleeness that link I sent john tells you. It's simply activesync for mail, contacts, and calendars. But it works with google apps too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18054541661 DTSTART:20100708T183403Z DTEND:20100708T183503Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I can set it up for you this weekend. Takes but mere moments. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18052066462 DTSTART:20100708T175214Z DTEND:20100708T175314Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 read the info at that link and all will be clear END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18051611177 DTSTART:20100708T174447Z DTEND:20100708T174547Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 http://bit.ly/5LqwdK This is the write-up on how to set it up on your phone. No additional software needed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18048953653 DTSTART:20100708T170411Z DTEND:20100708T170511Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 If you haven't already. Look into using Google Sync on your #iPhone. It uses exchange activesync, so you get a LOT of benefits. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18046456947 DTSTART:20100708T162753Z DTEND:20100708T162853Z SUMMARY:After playing with #iOS4 on my first-gen #iPhone, I'm addicted to having support for multiple exchange accounts. Must-have from now on. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18046228701 DTSTART:20100708T162434Z DTEND:20100708T162534Z SUMMARY:Speaking of comics...I'm slightly ashamed to admit how much I'm enjoying #DC's Blackest Night crossover. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/18046118474 DTSTART:20100708T162258Z DTEND:20100708T162358Z SUMMARY:Remember when #ComiCon was actually about Comics? That was nice. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17965241183 DTSTART:20100707T172330Z DTEND:20100707T172430Z SUMMARY:"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17963897521 DTSTART:20100707T170347Z DTEND:20100707T170447Z SUMMARY:I want a Black Power ring. #GreenLantern END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17963238215 DTSTART:20100707T165422Z DTEND:20100707T165522Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Not a lack of resources. More a lack of faith. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17958408011 DTSTART:20100707T154617Z DTEND:20100707T154717Z SUMMARY:@artful_username nothing good. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17955944146 DTSTART:20100707T151242Z DTEND:20100707T151342Z SUMMARY:There are days when I wish I could get over my fear and do what my brain has been SCREAMING at me to do for years. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17896445803 DTSTART:20100706T210644Z DTEND:20100706T210744Z SUMMARY:@feliciaday kick him in the shins and run away giggling! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17884376254 DTSTART:20100706T175050Z DTEND:20100706T175150Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Dude. How do you think I GOT MY JOB? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17872157333 DTSTART:20100706T144610Z DTEND:20100706T144710Z SUMMARY:Best part? I don't have time to go home and change before work! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17872105285 DTSTART:20100706T144525Z DTEND:20100706T144625Z SUMMARY:No matter how large it is, if I get stuck wearing one of @axidentalredhed's shirts, it's like jello wrapped in cellophane. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17791106259 DTSTART:20100705T134459Z DTEND:20100705T134559Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @spleeness @artful_username She slips uranium in my food, this is why my poop glows purple. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17787925298 DTSTART:20100705T124857Z DTEND:20100705T124957Z SUMMARY:@spleeness you're welcome END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17750292554 DTSTART:20100704T231828Z DTEND:20100704T231928Z SUMMARY:@artful_username @h1661n5 defeated, I am taking a weary @axidentalredhed home. :-( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17748647832 DTSTART:20100704T224337Z DTEND:20100704T224437Z SUMMARY:God as my witness, @axidentalredhed and I WILL get @artful_username out of her house!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17722919763 DTSTART:20100704T141829Z DTEND:20100704T141929Z SUMMARY:Dear America, Congrats on making it another year! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17689451411 DTSTART:20100704T014302Z DTEND:20100704T014402Z SUMMARY:@artful_username *Sigh* Happens... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17689245695 DTSTART:20100704T013854Z DTEND:20100704T013954Z SUMMARY:Had a nice little night out with @axidentalredhed. Light dinner, a walk through Takoma Park. But I now need to rest my crippled spine. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17677034197 DTSTART:20100703T210556Z DTEND:20100703T210656Z SUMMARY:Currently Digging The Avalanche's "Since I Left You". Have NO idea how this album got in my iTunes library, but it's GOOD. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17673429930 DTSTART:20100703T195645Z DTEND:20100703T195745Z SUMMARY:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...so hey, GET THE F**K OFF MY LAWN! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17673382032 DTSTART:20100703T195548Z DTEND:20100703T195648Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I would have to assume that it'd gum up the clitoris to no end. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17672465893 DTSTART:20100703T194248Z DTEND:20100703T194348Z SUMMARY:I like to dip my apples in peanut butter. Yeah, that's right....mmmmmmmm END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17545252034 DTSTART:20100702T041100Z DTEND:20100702T041200Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I got a very angry phone call the second the movie was over. I will read your review with glee! Get it to me fast please! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17525731687 DTSTART:20100701T224322Z DTEND:20100701T224422Z SUMMARY:@spleeness will email END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17519619500 DTSTART:20100701T204738Z DTEND:20100701T204838Z SUMMARY:Crippling back pain aside: I just made the most epic vegetarion chili EVER. Will gleefully share my invented recipe. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17510898524 DTSTART:20100701T180912Z DTEND:20100701T181012Z SUMMARY:Figures. The weather this week has been awesome, and what do I do? Spend it confined to a cane again! (bitter) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17271337349 DTSTART:20100628T184347Z DTEND:20100628T184447Z SUMMARY:By the way: @axidentalredhed approved that message before it went out #TMI END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17270951033 DTSTART:20100628T183701Z DTEND:20100628T183801Z SUMMARY:Never thought I'd get invited into a gynocologist's room as a consultant while he had his hands up my lady's hoo-hah. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17269554392 DTSTART:20100628T181358Z DTEND:20100628T181458Z SUMMARY:Well this day just got a bajillion times more awkward. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17268447256 DTSTART:20100628T175535Z DTEND:20100628T175635Z SUMMARY:Mental note: don't sing the chorus to Nine Inch Nail's "Closer" at a Women's Health Center. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17268243743 DTSTART:20100628T175213Z DTEND:20100628T175313Z SUMMARY:Between me and @axidentalredhed, we're spending far too much of this summer in doctor's offices. Just sayin'... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17245861077 DTSTART:20100628T115619Z DTEND:20100628T115719Z SUMMARY:Day 1 of vacation? Edited the review for "The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)" http://bit.ly/ca43lT #Horror #Sick #Fucking #German END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17129422420 DTSTART:20100627T010730Z DTEND:20100627T010830Z SUMMARY:Moments away!: http://twitpic.com/20a6t9 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17120743327 DTSTART:20100626T220630Z DTEND:20100626T220730Z SUMMARY:Not so limp screen: http://twitpic.com/208qni END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17120595261 DTSTART:20100626T220322Z DTEND:20100626T220422Z SUMMARY:Here's the limp version: http://twitpic.com/208pr3 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17120518643 DTSTART:20100626T220146Z DTEND:20100626T220246Z SUMMARY:Getting ready to blow up our screen! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17092506855 DTSTART:20100626T135652Z DTEND:20100626T135752Z SUMMARY:Today has already been a REALLY fucking frustrating day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17053044163 DTSTART:20100626T000427Z DTEND:20100626T000527Z SUMMARY:@artful_username FINISH THE GODDAMN MANUSCRIPT. Why? Because my awesome needs to be in PRINT! :-D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17045498534 DTSTART:20100625T214027Z DTEND:20100625T214127Z SUMMARY:#Twilight: New Moon (2009): Sparkles two, electric boogaloo http://bit.ly/bhzm0V #Vampires #Werewolves #Sparkles END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17041523343 DTSTART:20100625T202518Z DTEND:20100625T202618Z SUMMARY:The second half of the Spain game was just terrible. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17024571084 DTSTART:20100625T155627Z DTEND:20100625T155727Z SUMMARY:@spleeness thanks for the advice! I'm feeling much better, as is my neighbor. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17020683898 DTSTART:20100625T150529Z DTEND:20100625T150629Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I missed the opportunity, and they were gone by the time I came back out. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/17020502570 DTSTART:20100625T150302Z DTEND:20100625T150402Z SUMMARY:When hitting the V.A. Hospital, one expects retired soldiers. But I didn't expect Union soldiers FROM THE CIVIL WAR. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16965739888 DTSTART:20100624T222221Z DTEND:20100624T222321Z SUMMARY:Back from hospital. They're keeping my neighbor overnight for observation. I'll be sure to visit him tomorrow. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16965563423 DTSTART:20100624T221915Z DTEND:20100624T222015Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman depends on the design and description. I'd say anything is possible in a steampunk setting. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16952208404 DTSTART:20100624T185609Z DTEND:20100624T185709Z SUMMARY:Still at ER END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16941028248 DTSTART:20100624T161234Z DTEND:20100624T161334Z SUMMARY:At the V.A. Hospital ER, waiting to hear word about my neighbor. Odd experience being in an ER and NOT being the patient. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16936109597 DTSTART:20100624T151222Z DTEND:20100624T151322Z SUMMARY:Neighbor having stroke as I head to work. @axidentalredhed and I got him home and called the EMTs. Sticking here until they show. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16876918568 DTSTART:20100623T210040Z DTEND:20100623T210140Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I've been ready for YEARS. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16875864546 DTSTART:20100623T204011Z DTEND:20100623T204111Z SUMMARY:Due to the World Cup, it's very likely that I will be more than slightly drunk GOING INTO the Summer of Schlock Event 1 at 9pm Saturday. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16872609722 DTSTART:20100623T194622Z DTEND:20100623T194722Z SUMMARY:GOAL for germany! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16869891305 DTSTART:20100623T185829Z DTEND:20100623T185929Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill Germany/Ghana END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16869712966 DTSTART:20100623T185522Z DTEND:20100623T185622Z SUMMARY:Missed opportunity there. Open look at the goal and you kick it RIGHT AT THE GOALIE?!? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16856601506 DTSTART:20100623T151432Z DTEND:20100623T151532Z SUMMARY:My commute can certainly be awesome: http://twitpic.com/1z9y4i END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16595553637 DTSTART:20100620T051022Z DTEND:20100620T051122Z SUMMARY:Dear Wordpress, Bravo for adding custom post types into the core framework. But couldn't you have made a UI for it??? Plugins to the rescue! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16593544616 DTSTART:20100620T043211Z DTEND:20100620T043311Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed better quality video: http://bit.ly/d6k991 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16592294622 DTSTART:20100620T040929Z DTEND:20100620T041029Z SUMMARY:For some reason this was a very rap heavy day. A lot of Method Man, actually. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16490747296 DTSTART:20100618T185124Z DTEND:20100618T185224Z SUMMARY:I'm thinking of taking Sunday off from the world and diving into making @cavalcadeos Wordpress 3.0 friendly. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16490480152 DTSTART:20100618T184636Z DTEND:20100618T184736Z SUMMARY:So....wordpress 3.0 is out today. Anyone daring enough to upgrade to it yet? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16490449107 DTSTART:20100618T184603Z DTEND:20100618T184703Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I say NOTTING! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16489598636 DTSTART:20100618T183113Z DTEND:20100618T183213Z SUMMARY:In unrelated news: F.E.A.R. 3 Looks like ass right now. 'Tis a shame. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16489139452 DTSTART:20100618T182334Z DTEND:20100618T182434Z SUMMARY:Dear Gametrailers, I'd be much more accepting of your video player sucking ass this week w/E3 if you DIDN'T talk so much shit going into it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16480595338 DTSTART:20100618T160429Z DTEND:20100618T160529Z SUMMARY:The US was robbed-ROBBED-of the goal that would have sealed our victory against Slovenia. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16414737375 DTSTART:20100617T201640Z DTEND:20100617T201740Z SUMMARY:I am UNBELIEVABLY pissed right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16411302225 DTSTART:20100617T192300Z DTEND:20100617T192400Z SUMMARY:@artful_username much appreciated! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16410258429 DTSTART:20100617T190429Z DTEND:20100617T190529Z SUMMARY:@artful_username between exhaustion and the fact that I'm still slightly sick, I may have to bail. Let me check with @axidentalredhed END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16409372753 DTSTART:20100617T184856Z DTEND:20100617T184956Z SUMMARY:Oh, well I *did* miss Rep. Joe Barton proving just how much it costs to purchase your very own congressman: http://yhoo.it/c6PqSz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16408801907 DTSTART:20100617T183900Z DTEND:20100617T184000Z SUMMARY:....Nope. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16408762420 DTSTART:20100617T183821Z DTEND:20100617T183921Z SUMMARY:Oh hey, twitter. Haven't had time to see you all day. Did I miss anything? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16386043167 DTSTART:20100617T125255Z DTEND:20100617T125355Z SUMMARY:Why do I feel like I was at the office less than 11 hours ago. Answer: because I was. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16334103120 DTSTART:20100616T204808Z DTEND:20100616T204908Z SUMMARY:The more I see of Bioware's "Star Wars: The Old Republic ", the more happy feelings I get in the crotch region, other regions too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16320607606 DTSTART:20100616T165250Z DTEND:20100616T165350Z SUMMARY:While THE iPhone may be the pinnacle of technological achievement in a cell phone, MY iPhone is a goddamn P.O.S. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16314162125 DTSTART:20100616T152341Z DTEND:20100616T152441Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Chi-cken... Good. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16313816726 DTSTART:20100616T151903Z DTEND:20100616T152003Z SUMMARY:"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the fucking road crossed the chicken first!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16313775228 DTSTART:20100616T151833Z DTEND:20100616T151933Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Lelu Dallas Multi-Pass! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16310739069 DTSTART:20100616T143736Z DTEND:20100616T143836Z SUMMARY:Since yesterday, my brain has been doing a mash-up of Isaac Hayes' theme to "Shaft" and Queen's theme to "Flash Gordon": SHAFT! AAAAA-AAAAH! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16310436378 DTSTART:20100616T143323Z DTEND:20100616T143423Z SUMMARY:And yes, after a week of dealing with food poisoning, the first food I eat is the Dutch's answer to Haggis. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16310313108 DTSTART:20100616T143139Z DTEND:20100616T143239Z SUMMARY:While my office cafeteria does many things well, Scrapple is not any of them. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16227330300 DTSTART:20100615T141314Z DTEND:20100615T141414Z SUMMARY:In news not related to my ability to projectile vomit: I can't WAIT to see "Predators" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16225625234 DTSTART:20100615T134843Z DTEND:20100615T134943Z SUMMARY:Lousy antibiotics...work faster! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16183376083 DTSTART:20100614T231850Z DTEND:20100614T231950Z SUMMARY:A mule is an animal with long funny ears, Kicks up at anything he hears.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~s25e9 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16182977014 DTSTART:20100614T231158Z DTEND:20100614T231258Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I'm NOT stubborn! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16180296492 DTSTART:20100614T222423Z DTEND:20100614T222523Z SUMMARY:It turns out that when one eats bad mussels, they can, in fact poison you for over a week. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16141820447 DTSTART:20100614T120128Z DTEND:20100614T120228Z SUMMARY:It's official. I have a doctor's visit in my future. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16111268746 DTSTART:20100614T011921Z DTEND:20100614T012021Z SUMMARY:That would be "cue" and not "queue" #stupidfuckingillnessanditsabilitytofuckwithmyspelling. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16111156290 DTSTART:20100614T011726Z DTEND:20100614T011826Z SUMMARY:Ten minutes after eating and right on queue, gut starts complaining. But my headache and dizziness is gone for the time being. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16108018774 DTSTART:20100614T002619Z DTEND:20100614T002719Z SUMMARY:As Pho place closes ridiculously early, I have ordered Wonton soup for delivery. Here's hoping it stays in the stomach! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16106545986 DTSTART:20100614T000059Z DTEND:20100614T000159Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I have convinced @axidentalredhed to let me ride this out one more day. If I am still sick like this tomorrow, then doctor. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16106351875 DTSTART:20100613T235742Z DTEND:20100613T235842Z SUMMARY:.....I think I may, in fact, be very sick. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16015299413 DTSTART:20100612T165155Z DTEND:20100612T165255Z SUMMARY:Head meet toilet. Toilet meet head. Now, shake. #groan END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16008167441 DTSTART:20100612T150430Z DTEND:20100612T150530Z SUMMARY:I haven't been able to eat a meal since Tuesday without some kind of stomach issue (colorfully and painfully gross-type issues) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16007533316 DTSTART:20100612T145519Z DTEND:20100612T145619Z SUMMARY:I am genuinely sick and tired of being sick and tired. My stomach is NOT a happy place. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/16005525987 DTSTART:20100612T142512Z DTEND:20100612T142612Z SUMMARY:Aaaaaaaaaand today has gotten off to an annoying start. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15978881876 DTSTART:20100612T041858Z DTEND:20100612T041958Z SUMMARY:So...yesterday ended up being one of the biggest and best days of my life. Kinda cool, that. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15937255831 DTSTART:20100611T154039Z DTEND:20100611T154139Z SUMMARY:No phone access in my location. I LOVE AT&T....monkeyfuckers. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15925474304 DTSTART:20100611T124946Z DTEND:20100611T125046Z SUMMARY:You know, I've spent most of this week expelling way more food than I could have possibly have eaten. #Stress #TardisForStomach END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15925033699 DTSTART:20100611T124212Z DTEND:20100611T124312Z SUMMARY:Day 6 starts......NOW. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15891474282 DTSTART:20100611T005858Z DTEND:20100611T005958Z SUMMARY:"It's okay, Had a bad day, Hands are bruised from breaking rocks all day" ♫ http://blip.fm/~rv5oh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15891316186 DTSTART:20100611T005625Z DTEND:20100611T005725Z SUMMARY:People will disagree with me, but in my opinion, the best Alice in Chains album was "Jar of Flies," hands down. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15880274050 DTSTART:20100610T213853Z DTEND:20100610T213953Z SUMMARY:The Internet will eat your children and call them f00d cub3s. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15877767191 DTSTART:20100610T205121Z DTEND:20100610T205221Z SUMMARY:@clintonyates or THE MAN from about a bajillion blaxploitaion pictures. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15877547644 DTSTART:20100610T204728Z DTEND:20100610T204828Z SUMMARY:I work prepped this before, but I never blip-prepped it. Worship this song. Do IT! ♫ http://blip.fm/~ruq8t END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15876992618 DTSTART:20100610T203848Z DTEND:20100610T203948Z SUMMARY:@artful_username does she sparkle? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15870665785 DTSTART:20100610T185346Z DTEND:20100610T185446Z SUMMARY:@artful_username whyfore I fail? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15859380664 DTSTART:20100610T155111Z DTEND:20100610T155211Z SUMMARY:@artful_username "Sooky don't sparkle" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15859037218 DTSTART:20100610T154605Z DTEND:20100610T154705Z SUMMARY:Woah, ESPN Zone is closing in DC and Baltimore! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15854381614 DTSTART:20100610T143634Z DTEND:20100610T143734Z SUMMARY:#WMATA is the dial-up of metro service providers. Slow transfers, frequent hangups, and lots of screeching. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15854033426 DTSTART:20100610T143122Z DTEND:20100610T143222Z SUMMARY:The Internet is analogous to the Great and Powerful Oz: Rumored to be capable of miracles, but is really a creepy old man behind a curtain. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15853740848 DTSTART:20100610T142703Z DTEND:20100610T142803Z SUMMARY:The Internet does not care how "cute" your fucking kitten is. It is both above and beneath such things. Rule also applies to your babies. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15853383443 DTSTART:20100610T142138Z DTEND:20100610T142238Z SUMMARY:The Internet does not care about you. It's something the Internet and I have in common. That, and a fascination with bowel movements and sex END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15825657701 DTSTART:20100610T041254Z DTEND:20100610T041354Z SUMMARY:People boarded the train around the time I was belting out "No one's got swagga' like us" from the DFA remix of Paper Planes (Slumdog Micah) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15805149314 DTSTART:20100609T221840Z DTEND:20100609T221940Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin Also known as "Jesus" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15800327420 DTSTART:20100609T202910Z DTEND:20100609T203010Z SUMMARY:Humming this around the office.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~rsrzq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15792444239 DTSTART:20100609T175517Z DTEND:20100609T175617Z SUMMARY:From FB: "I must not hate my job. Hating my job is the mind-killer. Hating my job is the little-death that brings total obliteration." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15791830850 DTSTART:20100609T174317Z DTEND:20100609T174417Z SUMMARY:I don't hate my job. It's just been a rough couple of weeks.I don't hate my job. It's just been a rough couple of weeks.#mantra END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15788428303 DTSTART:20100609T162044Z DTEND:20100609T162144Z SUMMARY:Anybody else noticing the Twitter API is throwing "overloaded" errors? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15787509342 DTSTART:20100609T154931Z DTEND:20100609T155031Z SUMMARY:Attempts to get the lone person on the train car to join me in a rousing rendition of "Uprising" by The Resistance has resulted in failure. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15787406560 DTSTART:20100609T154558Z DTEND:20100609T154658Z SUMMARY:People boarded the train around the time I was belting out "No one's got swagga' like us" from the DFA remix of Paper Planes (Slumdog Micah) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15787233276 DTSTART:20100609T154013Z DTEND:20100609T154113Z SUMMARY:Have the subway car to myself. Singing "Better Living Through Chemistry" by Queens of The Stone Age at the top of my lungs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15742769752 DTSTART:20100609T001558Z DTEND:20100609T001658Z SUMMARY:As I haven't slept since 8:00 am Monday morning, I have just become invincible. Next stage: invisibility. Eventually: flight. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15742397705 DTSTART:20100609T000935Z DTEND:20100609T001035Z SUMMARY:My pearls of wisdom, spewed forth as they've been across the internets, have only been favorited once. I've wasted my talents on you lot. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15733741968 DTSTART:20100608T213246Z DTEND:20100608T213346Z SUMMARY:Dear Windows XP, Fuck you. Love, Micah Pearson END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15731941358 DTSTART:20100608T205832Z DTEND:20100608T205932Z SUMMARY:That sound you HEAR is me repeatedly bashing my skull into my desk. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15729573874 DTSTART:20100608T201323Z DTEND:20100608T201423Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed This statement worries me.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15714644256 DTSTART:20100608T154220Z DTEND:20100608T154320Z SUMMARY:Morning Work Prep: Jose Gonzalez-"Far Away" Light start kicked in by Red Dead Redemption, of all things. ♫ http://blip.fm/~rq94i END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15695225651 DTSTART:20100608T093942Z DTEND:20100608T094042Z SUMMARY:So I'm all non-sleepish right about now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15662602758 DTSTART:20100607T230912Z DTEND:20100607T231012Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed honey, what sacrifices do I have to make to get you in one of these for my birthday? http://bit.ly/9j6HnY END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15658721786 DTSTART:20100607T215816Z DTEND:20100607T215916Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin I've told you before, and I'll tell you again: You're welcome to use mine. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15658654184 DTSTART:20100607T215700Z DTEND:20100607T215800Z SUMMARY:The weather is too nice to stay in tonight. I'm thinking I need to kidnap @axidentalredhed and grab a mojito. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15654982696 DTSTART:20100607T204525Z DTEND:20100607T204625Z SUMMARY:I read @TFLN because it's interesting to read what our future world leaders are getting up to these days. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15652158121 DTSTART:20100607T195031Z DTEND:20100607T195131Z SUMMARY:While there were several compelling upgrades with the #iPhone4 and OS4 upgrades, I'm still bouncing to verizon and the Droid OS. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15648307084 DTSTART:20100607T183845Z DTEND:20100607T183945Z SUMMARY:The FaceTime app from Apple finally brings video conferencing to mobile devices. Practically guarantees iPad 2 will have an iSight camera. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15647843291 DTSTART:20100607T183024Z DTEND:20100607T183124Z SUMMARY:@clintonyates RT @h1661n5: @micahpearson Birds of a feather, life of Riley spring to mind, but they merely show soccer games... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15645596228 DTSTART:20100607T175133Z DTEND:20100607T175233Z SUMMARY:So the #iPhone4 is essentially a Wii Mote now? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15638897665 DTSTART:20100607T160217Z DTEND:20100607T160317Z SUMMARY:I get to watch the opening ceremonies of the World Cup with the staff of @eltiempolatino? F'n SWEEEET END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15637443104 DTSTART:20100607T153909Z DTEND:20100607T154009Z SUMMARY:@andycaster *nod* Maseltov! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15637299751 DTSTART:20100607T153652Z DTEND:20100607T153752Z SUMMARY:This song has been stuck in my head all freakin' morning. "If I Were A Rich Man" -Topol ♫ http://blip.fm/~roxlf END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15567240107 DTSTART:20100606T165027Z DTEND:20100606T165127Z SUMMARY:First half of workday done. Qucik lunch outside at McGinty's with @axidentalredhed, then off to arlington for the second half! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15463773339 DTSTART:20100605T035036Z DTEND:20100605T035136Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 interesting choice! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15447115189 DTSTART:20100604T224343Z DTEND:20100604T224443Z SUMMARY:horrible end to a horrible day. Side bonus is I get to work a full day on Sunday too. WOOTSA! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15442874892 DTSTART:20100604T211347Z DTEND:20100604T211447Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @artful_username needs be shorter END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15442344502 DTSTART:20100604T210246Z DTEND:20100604T210346Z SUMMARY:@artful_username "rub it" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15441851489 DTSTART:20100604T205249Z DTEND:20100604T205349Z SUMMARY:Ordering generic business cards for the cavalcade staffers, need tagline. Ideas? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15438601067 DTSTART:20100604T194715Z DTEND:20100604T194815Z SUMMARY:for the record: Windows based computers can just suck my balls. FUCKING HELL. They make everything so damn convoluted! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15432601113 DTSTART:20100604T175401Z DTEND:20100604T175501Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @baconaut So we should send whichever one we support a box of D20s? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15432530949 DTSTART:20100604T175247Z DTEND:20100604T175347Z SUMMARY:RT @baconaut On the legitimacy of the Iranian regime: I won't believe the clerics are legitimate til I see at least one Turn some Undead. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15431688018 DTSTART:20100604T173814Z DTEND:20100604T173914Z SUMMARY:Sushi!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15424230610 DTSTART:20100604T154121Z DTEND:20100604T154221Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed Just as long as we don't have to see Kim Catrall naked again. I mean, that was awesome 15 years ago, but dayamn. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15421389605 DTSTART:20100604T150021Z DTEND:20100604T150121Z SUMMARY:Holy crapsauce, this is going to be a long day! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15374348870 DTSTART:20100603T232815Z DTEND:20100603T232915Z SUMMARY:Yes, I said "wait-bake". It's a new phrase. I made it up. It will be on Urban Dictionary soon, I'm sure. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15374273098 DTSTART:20100603T232651Z DTEND:20100603T232751Z SUMMARY:.@axidentalredhed's stuck in the awesometastic DC traffic while I wait bake in a suit for a friend's wedding we're currently missing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15357457076 DTSTART:20100603T225939Z DTEND:20100603T230039Z SUMMARY:After having played Alpha Protocol for a bit, I have to congratulate Obsidian Entertainment on once again releasing an unfinished product. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15356784530 DTSTART:20100603T224710Z DTEND:20100603T224810Z SUMMARY:Dear Metro, how about a little less "gabby time" with your friends and a little more "go time" with you train load of rush hour passengers! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15352672955 DTSTART:20100603T212737Z DTEND:20100603T212837Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred some would still consider that fabulous. Well, the sweaty bit. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15352631279 DTSTART:20100603T212646Z DTEND:20100603T212746Z SUMMARY:For 10.5.X Mac computers connecting to an AD environment, Password Expiration Monitor may indeed be the best. THING. EVER. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15349551453 DTSTART:20100603T202516Z DTEND:20100603T202616Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad U-N-I-T-Y, U-N-I-T-Y that's a unity! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15349178362 DTSTART:20100603T201754Z DTEND:20100603T201854Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad THUNDER! THUNDERCATS, HO! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15348968005 DTSTART:20100603T201344Z DTEND:20100603T201444Z SUMMARY:Tell me this shouldn't be on an episode of Doctor Who.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~rhwl8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15344487381 DTSTART:20100603T184645Z DTEND:20100603T184745Z SUMMARY:i wish i was a writer, who sees whats yet unseen. i wish i was a prayer, expressing what i mean. ♫ http://blip.fm/~rhqgf END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15340351691 DTSTART:20100603T173100Z DTEND:20100603T173200Z SUMMARY:I do not have words to sufficiently describe how AWESOME this truly is: http://bit.ly/dfR5DI END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15338949817 DTSTART:20100603T170709Z DTEND:20100603T170809Z SUMMARY:That said, #Chrome is my browser of choice these days. #Firefox is just too much the memory hog. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15338870508 DTSTART:20100603T170549Z DTEND:20100603T170649Z SUMMARY:W/#Firefox holding the standard, and #Chrome kicking serious ass, anybody who still thinks #IE is a viable browser is dumb.There, I said it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15338607102 DTSTART:20100603T170126Z DTEND:20100603T170226Z SUMMARY:@kobemitsu Thank yeh, lady! I'll do that! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15335888593 DTSTART:20100603T161743Z DTEND:20100603T161843Z SUMMARY:Dear Metro Red line, Congratulations on maintaining a consistent level of SUCK. How you manage to do it is certainly a mystery. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15325718770 DTSTART:20100603T134227Z DTEND:20100603T134327Z SUMMARY:I just realized I haven't checked out #FreakAngels in, like, 2 months. Must fix this. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15323961721 DTSTART:20100603T131311Z DTEND:20100603T131411Z SUMMARY:@kobemitsu I totally would, but I'm booked solid through next week! :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15322737624 DTSTART:20100603T125130Z DTEND:20100603T125230Z SUMMARY:Strangest Simpsons dream EVER END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15284111299 DTSTART:20100602T232300Z DTEND:20100602T232400Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @vtbebop Bah! Not ego! CONFIDENCE! Possibly delusion. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15282874908 DTSTART:20100602T230055Z DTEND:20100602T230155Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @vtbebop I do indeed, smell of concentrated awesome in a can. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15282416780 DTSTART:20100602T225239Z DTEND:20100602T225339Z SUMMARY:Sega, congrats on ONCE AGAIN dropping the ball on advertising a game's ACTUAL release (i.e. Alpha Protocol) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15276415384 DTSTART:20100602T205622Z DTEND:20100602T205722Z SUMMARY:I'm freaking out, everybody can see it, and all they want is more from me. Thanks, people. Now fuck off and die. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15267629312 DTSTART:20100602T175836Z DTEND:20100602T175936Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad It's a musical, it doesn't have to make too much sense (even be good) if the numbers are strong. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15267127996 DTSTART:20100602T174846Z DTEND:20100602T174946Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Well. The episode was REALLY bad. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15266164355 DTSTART:20100602T173010Z DTEND:20100602T173110Z SUMMARY:New blog post: Meh http://bit.ly/ajJTkR END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15263338827 DTSTART:20100602T164016Z DTEND:20100602T164116Z SUMMARY:Ok. Last night's #Glee was, in a word: Disasterous. Cringe-Worthy. Patronizing. Stupid. Pick one. Pick two. Pick 'em all! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15260117953 DTSTART:20100602T154739Z DTEND:20100602T154839Z SUMMARY:It is always SO freaking frustrating when I leave my phone in the car. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15219768621 DTSTART:20100602T015559Z DTEND:20100602T015659Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed kinda curious what brought THAT on. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15216303712 DTSTART:20100602T010126Z DTEND:20100602T010226Z SUMMARY:While things may be tough, I can still never resist dancing in a waterfoutain at least ONCE a summer. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15213907233 DTSTART:20100602T002046Z DTEND:20100602T002146Z SUMMARY:@BrentCranfill you know, the rest of the day I've wanted to stab someone. Thanks for volunteering! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15212437402 DTSTART:20100601T235520Z DTEND:20100601T235620Z SUMMARY:Oh hey, the metro is keeping up with its incredible standards of excellence! Delays in both directions for the red line! Woot! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15211428355 DTSTART:20100601T233739Z DTEND:20100601T233839Z SUMMARY:I have spend most of the day feeling like an idiot. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15189809247 DTSTART:20100601T164436Z DTEND:20100601T164536Z SUMMARY:Yeah, this gets today about right: The Heavy – "What You Want Me To Do?" ♫ http://blip.fm/~rdfir END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15186324352 DTSTART:20100601T154723Z DTEND:20100601T154823Z SUMMARY:While I agree in the context of this particular case, the Supreme Court's latest ruling still FUBARs Miranda: http://j.mp/d77shy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15186165399 DTSTART:20100601T154448Z DTEND:20100601T154548Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad but no suit, and especially no pretense of giving a fuck. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15185183507 DTSTART:20100601T152914Z DTEND:20100601T153014Z SUMMARY:Jeans, Tee Shirt, Flip-flops. Yeah, it's THAT kind of morning. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15184926597 DTSTART:20100601T152508Z DTEND:20100601T152608Z SUMMARY:@spleeness well, @h1661n5 is a morning person, but we can't exactly call him "cheerful", can we? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15184801559 DTSTART:20100601T152309Z DTEND:20100601T152409Z SUMMARY:@spleeness turns out I don't really know any morning people. So I'm heading into dc to nutpunch a politician. Suggestions? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15167393973 DTSTART:20100601T094648Z DTEND:20100601T094748Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist sorry about the phone woes, but kudos for the Freaky Friday reference! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15165745669 DTSTART:20100601T090026Z DTEND:20100601T090126Z SUMMARY:I seriously want to find a bright, happy, cheerful person...and feed them feet first into a wood chipper. Sincerely, Baron Von #Grumblefuck END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15144447459 DTSTART:20100601T010709Z DTEND:20100601T010809Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 my argument is that it may have taken life longer to develop in other universes, effectively setting them back decades. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15144013509 DTSTART:20100601T005942Z DTEND:20100601T010042Z SUMMARY:@ebertchicago Who's to say that all the parallel universes are running at the same speed? It may be 30 years ago in another universe. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15143892776 DTSTART:20100601T005731Z DTEND:20100601T005831Z SUMMARY:Finally! I now have Red Dead Redemption for the 360! Now I just have to get some time to PLAY it... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15110321089 DTSTART:20100531T142017Z DTEND:20100531T142117Z SUMMARY:I have exited the benadryl-induced sleep, still sniffly, but better than last night. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15050379325 DTSTART:20100530T160920Z DTEND:20100530T161020Z SUMMARY:This day BEGS for a bit of running around outside! Anybody with me on this? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/15042336968 DTSTART:20100530T135155Z DTEND:20100530T135255Z SUMMARY:Food poisioning sucks. Though I did get a crap-ton of sleep, the vomiting and nightmares weren't worth it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14985756032 DTSTART:20100529T164609Z DTEND:20100529T164709Z SUMMARY:@spleeness This might help http://bit.ly/9dU7GP (badum-bum!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14985406812 DTSTART:20100529T163955Z DTEND:20100529T164055Z SUMMARY:I need to build something END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14983849829 DTSTART:20100529T161309Z DTEND:20100529T161409Z SUMMARY:@ebertchicago um...not quite so password free.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14982725993 DTSTART:20100529T155435Z DTEND:20100529T155535Z SUMMARY:Got iTunes and am writing while my dear @axidentalredhed dozes beside me. I know we're sappy. But she's been gone a while, I missed her. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14975368455 DTSTART:20100529T134749Z DTEND:20100529T134849Z SUMMARY:Grunt. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14957588866 DTSTART:20100529T053503Z DTEND:20100529T053603Z SUMMARY:I would like the record to reflect that my girlfriend, @axidentalredhed, is the best damn girlfriend EVER. #Fact END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14956016044 DTSTART:20100529T045858Z DTEND:20100529T045958Z SUMMARY:@artful_username you liked Percy and the Olympians! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14955921215 DTSTART:20100529T045650Z DTEND:20100529T045750Z SUMMARY:As far as reviews go, the fact that I was too drunk to recall the COTT remake, and feel no urge to find out what I missed is review enough END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14955744322 DTSTART:20100529T045253Z DTEND:20100529T045353Z SUMMARY:The only reason I discount the sucktacular Clash of the Titans remake is because I don't actually REMEMBER seeing it...for various reasons. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14955424755 DTSTART:20100529T044551Z DTEND:20100529T044651Z SUMMARY:Prince of Persia is easily the worst movie I've seen in a theater in a good long while. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14928690794 DTSTART:20100528T195432Z DTEND:20100528T195532Z SUMMARY:The sight of Batman battling an evil parallel earth Wonder Woman with an Aliens-style Power Loader? #GEEKORGASM END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14923111168 DTSTART:20100528T180750Z DTEND:20100528T180850Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt I will be. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14923089794 DTSTART:20100528T180726Z DTEND:20100528T180826Z SUMMARY:As unsatisfyling as #FlashForward was at times, I still would have liked a second season. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14920962410 DTSTART:20100528T172937Z DTEND:20100528T173037Z SUMMARY:Kinda feel like I'm going to be sick. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14913511228 DTSTART:20100528T152910Z DTEND:20100528T153010Z SUMMARY:You ever feel like you can't do anything right? It's days like that when I want to quit my job, lock doors, and tell the world to fuck off. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14911804500 DTSTART:20100528T150251Z DTEND:20100528T150351Z SUMMARY:@artful_username BUTTERY NIPPLE! As long as it's not @axidentalredhed's.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14911665835 DTSTART:20100528T150048Z DTEND:20100528T150148Z SUMMARY:@artful_username RUSTY NAIL! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14911487080 DTSTART:20100528T145812Z DTEND:20100528T145912Z SUMMARY:@artful_username "buy me Kamikazis, or I will fuck your shit UP" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14911077134 DTSTART:20100528T145145Z DTEND:20100528T145245Z SUMMARY:It's times like these when I postulate that a public bathroom should never be overly warm, lest smells fester and percolate like mold spores END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14910868509 DTSTART:20100528T144831Z DTEND:20100528T144931Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @artful_username @chickgonebad Mine will be "Concentrated Awesome" or "Kneel before Zod" either one. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14910789858 DTSTART:20100528T144717Z DTEND:20100528T144817Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I read that as "Word Mercury" which made less sense. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14910732987 DTSTART:20100528T144623Z DTEND:20100528T144723Z SUMMARY:@artful_username "Bringin' 'da A$$ since 1984" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14909729689 DTSTART:20100528T143039Z DTEND:20100528T143139Z SUMMARY:Listening to my favorite orchestral piece ever, Rimsky Korsakov's Scheherazade, to try and calm down a bit on the day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906900526 DTSTART:20100528T134443Z DTEND:20100528T134543Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad "Kind of cute"? I AM THE lIGHT IN THE DARKNESS! #InternetMessiah #ff END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906849341 DTSTART:20100528T134353Z DTEND:20100528T134453Z SUMMARY:Follow @axidentalredhed. She's my Mary Magdaline, only hotter and much less prostitutey. #InternetMessiah here,so be NICE or I'll KNOW. #FF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906501893 DTSTART:20100528T133753Z DTEND:20100528T133853Z SUMMARY:And you Peter, before the rooster crows, shall denial of service attack me three times. #InternetMessiah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906242414 DTSTART:20100528T133324Z DTEND:20100528T133424Z SUMMARY:Let thee without IP cast the first stone! #InternetMessiah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906159119 DTSTART:20100528T133157Z DTEND:20100528T133257Z SUMMARY:You shall find no internet gateway, but through me. #internetMessiah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14906098202 DTSTART:20100528T133055Z DTEND:20100528T133155Z SUMMARY:As the new Internet Messiah, I shall perform many miracles...Such as walking on data streams and turning my blood into porn.#internetmessiah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14905805018 DTSTART:20100528T132550Z DTEND:20100528T132650Z SUMMARY:I declare everyone who watches "American Idol" to be in violation of the Second Commandment, and since you're already doing so: WORSHIP ME. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14905633964 DTSTART:20100528T132247Z DTEND:20100528T132347Z SUMMARY:@artful_username This is because you are a heathen. I watched it yesterday, and it cannot compare. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14905176978 DTSTART:20100528T131445Z DTEND:20100528T131545Z SUMMARY:For follow friday I say follow ME. Other than that I could give a damn, because I am foul of temper and mood. Also, send sacrifices. #FF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14904881588 DTSTART:20100528T130924Z DTEND:20100528T131024Z SUMMARY:Long time since I've needed a work prep. "Dream a Little Dream of Me" -The Mamas & The Papas. Mel Torme version... ♫ http://blip.fm/~r5llw END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14792236174 DTSTART:20100526T222620Z DTEND:20100526T222720Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed :( END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14790313471 DTSTART:20100526T214759Z DTEND:20100526T214859Z SUMMARY:With the GF gone tonight, I know I'll a) Get my first night's sleep in over a month b) Get a TON of work done, and c) Be sad in the morning. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14787628607 DTSTART:20100526T205309Z DTEND:20100526T205409Z SUMMARY:I'm sorry, but they're over thinking this: http://bit.ly/b0oI8l #Race #Fucking #Annoys #Me END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14785852368 DTSTART:20100526T201653Z DTEND:20100526T201753Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad well, with all the use of Lithium Ion Batteries these days, Bipolar disorder should be on the decline #CrappyPsychiatryyJoke END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14785555667 DTSTART:20100526T201051Z DTEND:20100526T201151Z SUMMARY:@spleeness No, it's in my next book. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14782135756 DTSTART:20100526T190137Z DTEND:20100526T190237Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad We should be safe. @axidentalredhed always travels with a small arsenal. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14781580961 DTSTART:20100526T185040Z DTEND:20100526T185140Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad so does she.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14781329998 DTSTART:20100526T184546Z DTEND:20100526T184646Z SUMMARY:Ok, my apartment complex needs to do something about that fucking bird. It attacked me and @axidentalredhed yesterday AND today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14780563737 DTSTART:20100526T183037Z DTEND:20100526T183137Z SUMMARY:Under so much stress right now it feels like my goddamn head is going to explode. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14779596308 DTSTART:20100526T181144Z DTEND:20100526T181244Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I'm thinking they'll already be cringing after they read the article I wrote about "manscaping" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14776049573 DTSTART:20100526T170424Z DTEND:20100526T170524Z SUMMARY:@xiombarg it's the @chickgonebad that makes it extra MILFy (somebody didn't pay attention to username placement in last tweet) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14775995512 DTSTART:20100526T170324Z DTEND:20100526T170424Z SUMMARY:@xiombarg MILF: 1/2 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's) ,1/2 oz. Frangelico,1/2 oz. Rum, light, 2 oz. Cream @chickgonebad END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14775412609 DTSTART:20100526T165306Z DTEND:20100526T165406Z SUMMARY:@ccombs I'm not that much older than you. It's not like listening to your parents talking about sex with each other. Gray hair or no. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14775240392 DTSTART:20100526T165000Z DTEND:20100526T165100Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed You realize, of course, this entire conversation will warp @jessjabbica's fragile little mind. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14775199994 DTSTART:20100526T164915Z DTEND:20100526T165015Z SUMMARY:I want this on a T-Shirt RT @axidentalredhed: You are a proud, sexy, spry, virile love machine whom cannot process lactose. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14774852869 DTSTART:20100526T164312Z DTEND:20100526T164412Z SUMMARY:Seriously. #Chrome really whips the Llama's Ass. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14774740494 DTSTART:20100526T164109Z DTEND:20100526T164209Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed hey hey HEY! I do NOT need VIAGRA! #MyErectileFunctionsFineThankYou END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14774368320 DTSTART:20100526T163426Z DTEND:20100526T163526Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed Interesting. I'd have to take lactaid before nibbling on your nipples. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14774325131 DTSTART:20100526T163340Z DTEND:20100526T163440Z SUMMARY:Dirty Mother: 1 oz. Tequila, gold (Jose Cuervo Especial), 1 oz. Kahlua, Fill with Cream. First of all: Dirty Mother? Second of all, ick! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14774190139 DTSTART:20100526T163116Z DTEND:20100526T163216Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad That was my NEXT one! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14717200091 DTSTART:20100525T210100Z DTEND:20100525T210200Z SUMMARY:Huh, so NBC finally cancelled #Heroes. Not surprising. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14706965511 DTSTART:20100525T172952Z DTEND:20100525T173052Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy so far I have Adblock, Firebug, and Wikepedia Companion END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14706740297 DTSTART:20100525T172529Z DTEND:20100525T172629Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy I see it. I'm officially monkeying around with #Chrome now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14705287322 DTSTART:20100525T165840Z DTEND:20100525T165940Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy does it have a firebug-type plugin yet? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14704790049 DTSTART:20100525T164937Z DTEND:20100525T165037Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy I'm eager to finally try a stable release of #Chrome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14704631003 DTSTART:20100525T164646Z DTEND:20100525T164746Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Read the article @clintonyates forwarded: http://bit.ly/asFneZ #Delilah END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14704501960 DTSTART:20100525T164434Z DTEND:20100525T164534Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad @axidentalredhed to be honest, I had no idea who the hell #Delilah was until @clintonyates sent that WaPo article. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14703206203 DTSTART:20100525T162211Z DTEND:20100525T162311Z SUMMARY:It's been far too long since I've had a full-on bout of Twitter Mania. I'm not saying one's coming, I'm just sayin' it's been too long. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14703118165 DTSTART:20100525T162040Z DTEND:20100525T162140Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed then why listen? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14652861903 DTSTART:20100524T225806Z DTEND:20100524T225906Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed but you don't look anything LIKE Tippi Hedren! #HitchcockFTW END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14650340939 DTSTART:20100524T220859Z DTEND:20100524T220959Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred I'd say the latter END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14649154811 DTSTART:20100524T214504Z DTEND:20100524T214604Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Woooot! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14629583700 DTSTART:20100524T152031Z DTEND:20100524T152131Z SUMMARY:Sick. Right eye swollen shut. Keep telling people at the office that @axidentalredhed and I got into a fight and I "fell" into a door knob. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14572712946 DTSTART:20100523T184947Z DTEND:20100523T185047Z SUMMARY:Breakfast cooked for @axidentalredhed? Check. Work Emails done? Check. Clean-up kitchen and @cavalcadeos work next! #busy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14536429198 DTSTART:20100523T042835Z DTEND:20100523T042935Z SUMMARY:You know what? Saturday was a great freakin' day for me and @axidentalredhed, and that's worth tweeting about. Congrats @jessjabbica! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14509024705 DTSTART:20100522T182203Z DTEND:20100522T182303Z SUMMARY:People who bring air horns to college graduations deserve severe beatings. That is all. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14493455463 DTSTART:20100522T133228Z DTEND:20100522T133328Z SUMMARY:Prepping to go down to Richmond with @axidentalredhed to watch @jessjabbica Graduate (I didn't miss it!). SO EXCITED!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14483212960 DTSTART:20100522T084501Z DTEND:20100522T084601Z SUMMARY:The White Oak McDonalds is a prime example of the need for more planned parenthood clinics. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14458111703 DTSTART:20100521T230719Z DTEND:20100521T230819Z SUMMARY:@kobemitsu Yes I believe he was! Makes sense. I believe that in Italian, left is "sinistra". END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14453661258 DTSTART:20100521T213037Z DTEND:20100521T213137Z SUMMARY:While I can see why #ABC cancelled #FlashForward, #V sucks just as badly, if not worse. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14452625325 DTSTART:20100521T210740Z DTEND:20100521T210840Z SUMMARY:When did #FlashForward go from being a really intriguing show with potential to one with REALLY bad writing/plotting? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14451021622 DTSTART:20100521T203136Z DTEND:20100521T203236Z SUMMARY:@artful_username that she does, my friend. That she does. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14450523623 DTSTART:20100521T202037Z DTEND:20100521T202137Z SUMMARY:I have to admit it. I'm now a fan of One Eskimo. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14450485363 DTSTART:20100521T201949Z DTEND:20100521T202049Z SUMMARY:@artful_username we are ALL POOR! We hide and use @axidentalredhed's charms to get us food and drink! (Also, we're being low-key!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14449765303 DTSTART:20100521T200408Z DTEND:20100521T200508Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt @artful_username fine. Be a wimp. Use a tampon to catch the snot. COME PLAY WITH US!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14449611331 DTSTART:20100521T200048Z DTEND:20100521T200148Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary unfortunately the people who cared went extinct ;-) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14449587922 DTSTART:20100521T200020Z DTEND:20100521T200120Z SUMMARY:*wishes that @artful_username would stick a cork in her nose and come play with he and @axidentalredhed tonight* END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14449271734 DTSTART:20100521T195332Z DTEND:20100521T195432Z SUMMARY:New addition to the soundtrack, enjoy: One eskimO – "Kandi" ♫ http://blip.fm/~qs7pg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14447350397 DTSTART:20100521T191209Z DTEND:20100521T191309Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Kamakazi's cure colds #Fact END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14447278572 DTSTART:20100521T191035Z DTEND:20100521T191135Z SUMMARY:@artful_username You should join me and @axidentalredhed in Bailey's Crossroads tonight! There will be food, drink, books! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14445503636 DTSTART:20100521T183343Z DTEND:20100521T183443Z SUMMARY:@kobemitsu Maybe your shoulder is a gateway/front for extradimensional invasion? The pain could be the universe splitting! Dear GOD, woman! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14445151328 DTSTART:20100521T182623Z DTEND:20100521T182723Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I've been a photoshop "expert" for more than a decade and I STILL learn something new almost every time I boot it up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14442752083 DTSTART:20100521T173944Z DTEND:20100521T174044Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed @chickgonebad @artful_username IDEA! I kill him, take his kidneys, and use the money to buy her a phat ring! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14442583045 DTSTART:20100521T173628Z DTEND:20100521T173728Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad @artful_username @axidentalredhed It looks like I'll have to sell my comic book collection :-/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14442156368 DTSTART:20100521T172833Z DTEND:20100521T172933Z SUMMARY:@artful_username @chickgonebad @axidentalredhed Wait wait wait. Does this mean I have to come up with 5K and a ring now? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14441851282 DTSTART:20100521T172258Z DTEND:20100521T172358Z SUMMARY:So the man who offered my girlfriend $500 to "hang out" with him has now proposed marriage, but no extra offers of money. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14440441451 DTSTART:20100521T165810Z DTEND:20100521T165910Z SUMMARY:@spleeness @artful_username I'm not gonna say I'm a Photoshop god, but... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14437845777 DTSTART:20100521T161414Z DTEND:20100521T161514Z SUMMARY:William Bell (Leonard Nimoy) + Walter Bishop (John Noble) = #Fringe induced #Geekgasm! I need a towel now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14386161282 DTSTART:20100520T212441Z DTEND:20100520T212541Z SUMMARY:Here's a spoiler: He doesn't stay dead."Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)" - http://bit.ly/ax7mHu #Horror #Slasher (via @Apture) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14382943458 DTSTART:20100520T201141Z DTEND:20100520T201241Z SUMMARY:Not work prep, just feelin' it today: Bitter:Sweet - The Bomb ♫ http://blip.fm/~qq55b END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14379595282 DTSTART:20100520T185830Z DTEND:20100520T185930Z SUMMARY:I need Red Dead Redemption like a junkie needs heroin. Seriously, I'd sell your kidneys to get this game. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14368544113 DTSTART:20100520T153330Z DTEND:20100520T153430Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Nope. I've only been here for 2 years, and I'm kinda in my own space. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14363528744 DTSTART:20100520T141033Z DTEND:20100520T141133Z SUMMARY:Yes. First one in 1999 RT @spleeness Informal survey: do you have a smartphone (iPhone, Blackberry, etc.)? If so, when did you get one? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14339074784 DTSTART:20100520T040824Z DTEND:20100520T040924Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I don't doubt that they're reaching a plataeu on the number of iPhones in the field, but hardware refreshes yield new sales. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14325282531 DTSTART:20100520T000301Z DTEND:20100520T000401Z SUMMARY:I call shenanigans: RT @TUAW AT&T Wireless CEO not worried if Verizon gets the iPhone http://bit.ly/c0370z [post] END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14324989496 DTSTART:20100519T235741Z DTEND:20100519T235841Z SUMMARY:Dear Metro, remember when the red line was your pride and joy, running like clockwork? Yeah, me neither. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14323218975 DTSTART:20100519T232343Z DTEND:20100519T232443Z SUMMARY:This has not been the best day at the office. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14261409021 DTSTART:20100519T004459Z DTEND:20100519T004559Z SUMMARY:Spending the evening pampering a very sick @axidentalredhed and working. It's a nice life. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14248894744 DTSTART:20100518T204018Z DTEND:20100518T204118Z SUMMARY:"The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/cR9Otc #Aliens #SciFi #Remake END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14248047307 DTSTART:20100518T202142Z DTEND:20100518T202242Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed I vote both. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14191472635 DTSTART:20100517T234643Z DTEND:20100517T234743Z SUMMARY:Brutal day. Heading home. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14189926629 DTSTART:20100517T231721Z DTEND:20100517T231821Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 The original "I Spit on your Grave" is a mysogonistic torture porn disguised as a female empowerment picture. #Horror #Revenge END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14187198359 DTSTART:20100517T222440Z DTEND:20100517T222540Z SUMMARY:I really need to get back to the gym. They let you hit things there. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14187157776 DTSTART:20100517T222352Z DTEND:20100517T222452Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 If you think that "I Spit on your Grave" is some kind of female empowerment story, then you didn't see it. @cavalcadeos END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14185047020 DTSTART:20100517T214143Z DTEND:20100517T214243Z SUMMARY:Good lord, WHY?!? "I Spit on your Grave (2010) | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/ajuPWE #Rape #Revenge #Horror END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14169059631 DTSTART:20100517T155758Z DTEND:20100517T155858Z SUMMARY:Say it with me now: "Awwwwwwwwwww" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14169029800 DTSTART:20100517T155725Z DTEND:20100517T155825Z SUMMARY:I'll do the work prep montage music at the office...@axidentalredhed's still sleeping. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14137059262 DTSTART:20100517T030201Z DTEND:20100517T030301Z SUMMARY:So my cousin, @jessjabbica, graduated from college and I missed it. This is because I'm a horrible person who will have to make it up to her END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14132886586 DTSTART:20100517T013953Z DTEND:20100517T014053Z SUMMARY:I get the distinct impression that @axidentalredhed may have missed me. Just a tad... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14127895930 DTSTART:20100516T235936Z DTEND:20100517T000036Z SUMMARY:Quote from car: "If you stick in a woman's blind spot, she can never tell you 'no'." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14127625183 DTSTART:20100516T235348Z DTEND:20100516T235448Z SUMMARY:Oh yeah. @h1661n5, @artful_username and I offer that you totally should have come with us this weekend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14127554284 DTSTART:20100516T235215Z DTEND:20100516T235315Z SUMMARY:. @artful_username and I are just north of Baltimore. @h1661n5, we're waving. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14119575346 DTSTART:20100516T205643Z DTEND:20100516T205743Z SUMMARY:Enough steampunk! Onward home to @axidentalredhed! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14101445499 DTSTART:20100516T143617Z DTEND:20100516T143717Z SUMMARY:Except the Red Bull bit. Me, on Red Bull = BAD. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14101395518 DTSTART:20100516T143519Z DTEND:20100516T143619Z SUMMARY:Me too! RT @artful_username: Awake. Packed. Consumed Red Bull. Soon: Shopping and Shenanigans. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14088414053 DTSTART:20100516T085926Z DTEND:20100516T090026Z SUMMARY:@ebertchicago looks more like iggy pop. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14088369505 DTSTART:20100516T085805Z DTEND:20100516T085905Z SUMMARY:Sleep would be nice. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14067847273 DTSTART:20100516T005546Z DTEND:20100516T005646Z SUMMARY:I am running out of chipper. We're at the stage where people expect me to perform for them, yet I simply miss my girl and want home. #tired END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14041881642 DTSTART:20100515T150612Z DTEND:20100515T150712Z SUMMARY:Coolest. Hat. Ever. #SPWF http://twitpic.com/1o0q51 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14041621655 DTSTART:20100515T150130Z DTEND:20100515T150230Z SUMMARY:Oh dear, it's a steampunk electric slide party. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14035478820 DTSTART:20100515T125342Z DTEND:20100515T125442Z SUMMARY:In related news, @artful_username's level of preparedness with water bottles and advil is both comforting and awesome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14035419850 DTSTART:20100515T125215Z DTEND:20100515T125315Z SUMMARY:I have a hangover, and it's got "Steampunk" written ALL over it. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/14007454651 DTSTART:20100515T004630Z DTEND:20100515T004730Z SUMMARY:There's a girl. Dancing. With a hula hoop. Made of FIRE. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13996214509 DTSTART:20100514T203733Z DTEND:20100514T203833Z SUMMARY:@spleeness comparatively speaking, yes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13995971157 DTSTART:20100514T203148Z DTEND:20100514T203248Z SUMMARY:A strange man in a Pith helmet just me rub his thigh, feed him grapes, and recited a limmerick about a monkey. #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13993473003 DTSTART:20100514T193516Z DTEND:20100514T193616Z SUMMARY:Now that @artful_username has seen me iron in my skivvies, @chickgonebad can live in envy! #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13989435332 DTSTART:20100514T180454Z DTEND:20100514T180554Z SUMMARY:Holy fuckmonkey crapsauce! New Brunswick is actually a NICE part of New Jersey! My world is flipped sideways. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13989312370 DTSTART:20100514T180211Z DTEND:20100514T180311Z SUMMARY:Actually, I kinda dig the Lord of the Rings musical soundtrack so far, it tickles my inner gay hobbit. Thanks, @artful_username! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13989221893 DTSTART:20100514T180016Z DTEND:20100514T180116Z SUMMARY:I daresay we're 10 minutes away from #SPWF and @artful_username is rocking the Lord of the Rings musical soundtrack, hard. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13988921953 DTSTART:20100514T175339Z DTEND:20100514T175439Z SUMMARY:Have to say @artful_username's iPod list is quite random. We have gone from Tori Amos to Lady GaGa, past Iron Maiden, and into showtunes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13985286266 DTSTART:20100514T163626Z DTEND:20100514T163726Z SUMMARY:New Jersey turnpike, we meet again.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13985171871 DTSTART:20100514T163403Z DTEND:20100514T163503Z SUMMARY:@crandamaniac point. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13984825050 DTSTART:20100514T162645Z DTEND:20100514T162745Z SUMMARY:Oh look! @artful_username and I are crossing into Jersey. God help them all... #SPWF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13980875810 DTSTART:20100514T150332Z DTEND:20100514T150432Z SUMMARY:After @axidentalredhed and I finished our steamy little "chat," @artful_username and I are on our way to the #SPWF! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13941148087 DTSTART:20100513T232749Z DTEND:20100513T232849Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt since I'm down at Dupont Circle, I was gonna say "in the butt" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13941097883 DTSTART:20100513T232647Z DTEND:20100513T232747Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt excellent choice! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13941073145 DTSTART:20100513T232617Z DTEND:20100513T232717Z SUMMARY:Introducing my girl, @axidentalredhed, to my #SXSW friends. Or at least part of my Austin crew. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13939558551 DTSTART:20100513T225600Z DTEND:20100513T225700Z SUMMARY:Currently looking for the words to describe just how much I hate dc traffic. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13933223331 DTSTART:20100513T203420Z DTEND:20100513T203520Z SUMMARY:@@warrenellis That sounds more than vaguely dirty. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13923895831 DTSTART:20100513T165734Z DTEND:20100513T165834Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred swoot! Enjoy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13921949437 DTSTART:20100513T161536Z DTEND:20100513T161636Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: Average White Band – Pick Up The Pieces (1977-Live) Because I just need to get in the groove... ♫ http://blip.fm/~qb91g END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13921331921 DTSTART:20100513T160224Z DTEND:20100513T160324Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred dare we ask WHERE said piercing will occur? (On the body, not the establishment) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13921285506 DTSTART:20100513T160126Z DTEND:20100513T160226Z SUMMARY:@crandamaniac Just more scruff than the jawline beard I currently sport. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13918305959 DTSTART:20100513T145840Z DTEND:20100513T145940Z SUMMARY:Very randomly thinking of growing a full beard again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13878400570 DTSTART:20100512T232318Z DTEND:20100512T232418Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred well you're conversation pleased me enough that I'm totally talking my GF into posing for some pics for that tumblr blog. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13878132541 DTSTART:20100512T231752Z DTEND:20100512T231852Z SUMMARY:I would like to mention that I love the fact that by following both @Fauxred and @warrenellis, I see the most INTERESTING conversations. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13876349083 DTSTART:20100512T224156Z DTEND:20100512T224256Z SUMMARY:I love the rain. It gives me an excuse to sit at home on the couch with @axidentalredhed and watch The Tudors" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13873480169 DTSTART:20100512T214052Z DTEND:20100512T214152Z SUMMARY:"Black Dynamite (2009)-Review | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/9gRxeZ #Action #Blaxploitation #Comedy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13869144994 DTSTART:20100512T200320Z DTEND:20100512T200420Z SUMMARY:First spotted on the morning commute: man escorted by police from a house in handcuffs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13868713844 DTSTART:20100512T195324Z DTEND:20100512T195424Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed that was supposed to be "really" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13868707267 DTSTART:20100512T195314Z DTEND:20100512T195414Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed It's a trick! They're realing Monkey County motorists in disguise!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13866229223 DTSTART:20100512T185502Z DTEND:20100512T185602Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed Before we continue this discussion, I direct you to this storyline: http://bit.ly/atN2yl END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13866069382 DTSTART:20100512T185110Z DTEND:20100512T185210Z SUMMARY:@artful_username See, I was seriously let down by the second one. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13857092475 DTSTART:20100512T153223Z DTEND:20100512T153323Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I was going to ask WHY that comic by @choochoobear made you think of me...then I read it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13854338082 DTSTART:20100512T143559Z DTEND:20100512T143659Z SUMMARY:First spotted on the morning commute: man escorted by police from a house in handcuffs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13850593732 DTSTART:20100512T131930Z DTEND:20100512T132030Z SUMMARY:I apparently needed that 16 hours of sleep... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13791910278 DTSTART:20100511T144039Z DTEND:20100511T144139Z SUMMARY:"A Nightmare on Elm St (2010)-Review | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/cV84t3 #Horror #Remake END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13771675100 DTSTART:20100511T052514Z DTEND:20100511T052614Z SUMMARY:Teaching @axidentalredhed how to edit for the @cavalcadeos website... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13756895275 DTSTART:20100511T001649Z DTEND:20100511T001749Z SUMMARY:Writing documentation is about as much fun as getting hit in the nuts with a high-velocity baseball. Yes, I know of which I speak. Don't ask END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13741756158 DTSTART:20100510T183950Z DTEND:20100510T184050Z SUMMARY:My GF, @axidentalredhed, joins the Twitterverse and a scant week later: #Followgeddon. Coincidence? I think not! #Conspiracy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13739911067 DTSTART:20100510T175818Z DTEND:20100510T175918Z SUMMARY:I am so excited that a 15 minute metro ride has thus far taken over 40. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13739657769 DTSTART:20100510T175329Z DTEND:20100510T175429Z SUMMARY:This man has some freakin' style. Confined to his device, he is bouncin' and boppin' to his beats! http://twitpic.com/1mqlew END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13738955670 DTSTART:20100510T174059Z DTEND:20100510T174159Z SUMMARY:@andycaster drama? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13738660364 DTSTART:20100510T173548Z DTEND:20100510T173648Z SUMMARY:Dammit Frank Frazetta, you died today.Well I hope wherever you are, there are beautiful women with bloody battle axes, and beasts of wonder. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13733547296 DTSTART:20100510T155545Z DTEND:20100510T155645Z SUMMARY:If #SUPERNATURAL isn't a better version of HELLBLAZER than CONSTANTINE was, I'll tender my Geek card and write lame poetry. Discuss. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13731948511 DTSTART:20100510T152032Z DTEND:20100510T152132Z SUMMARY:Pestilence is Canadian. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13731577657 DTSTART:20100510T151235Z DTEND:20100510T151335Z SUMMARY:Work Prep, because it's the first time in over a week: "Ain't No Sunshine" – Bill Withers ♫ http://blip.fm/~q4nib END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13727728874 DTSTART:20100510T135029Z DTEND:20100510T135129Z SUMMARY:@artful_username ? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13727605305 DTSTART:20100510T134752Z DTEND:20100510T134852Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Yes. I heard about the snoring.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13727512504 DTSTART:20100510T134552Z DTEND:20100510T134652Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Ice Picks work too. Just sayin' END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13727409309 DTSTART:20100510T134339Z DTEND:20100510T134439Z SUMMARY:Well. I certainly slept in later than I expected to... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13628696960 DTSTART:20100508T210123Z DTEND:20100508T210223Z SUMMARY:Remembering why I never rely on people. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13625756460 DTSTART:20100508T194445Z DTEND:20100508T194545Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I think that would be an excellent alternative, don't you? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13625584654 DTSTART:20100508T194019Z DTEND:20100508T194119Z SUMMARY:@artful_username you have rocky horror, yes? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13619069298 DTSTART:20100508T170915Z DTEND:20100508T171015Z SUMMARY:Currently tryingto figure out why I'm seeing stars. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13618811453 DTSTART:20100508T170353Z DTEND:20100508T170453Z SUMMARY:Dear toe I broke more than ten years ago, I know I dropped a coffee table on you, but do you still have to hurt now? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13616991105 DTSTART:20100508T162658Z DTEND:20100508T162758Z SUMMARY:Big happy funball of frustration. It's one thing to play badly. It's another entirely to play stupidly, which I totally did. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13609026877 DTSTART:20100508T134949Z DTEND:20100508T135049Z SUMMARY:"You know what you're putting in our bodies? DEATH! Delicious, strawberry flavored death!" #Fringe END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13607729102 DTSTART:20100508T132058Z DTEND:20100508T132158Z SUMMARY:I feel like I haven't been home in days. To be fair, it's only because I haven't been home in days. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13558199365 DTSTART:20100507T164709Z DTEND:20100507T164809Z SUMMARY:He-Man is a bigot: http://bit.ly/dg1BWq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13557833167 DTSTART:20100507T163920Z DTEND:20100507T164020Z SUMMARY:I've never been more excited to see Steven Segal in a movie trailer. I swear I just came in my pants a little: http://bit.ly/b3YZL7 #Machete END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13555095323 DTSTART:20100507T154208Z DTEND:20100507T154308Z SUMMARY:For today's #FF, I'm gonna go with @DUNKHULK for being hilarious, and @axidentalredhed for sleeping with me. @chickgonebad too, just because END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13553723919 DTSTART:20100507T151331Z DTEND:20100507T151431Z SUMMARY:Work Prep. Janet Jackson "All Night", because sometimes you just need to shake your ass when you're getting rea... ♫ http://blip.fm/~pyn98 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13520824334 DTSTART:20100507T013715Z DTEND:20100507T013815Z SUMMARY:Waiting for @axidentalredhed to get ready for Iron Man. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13511332907 DTSTART:20100506T222012Z DTEND:20100506T222112Z SUMMARY:WOOOT! Found my wallet!!!!!!!!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13505655641 DTSTART:20100506T200936Z DTEND:20100506T201036Z SUMMARY:@crandamaniac Same sample END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13498764855 DTSTART:20100506T172652Z DTEND:20100506T172752Z SUMMARY:Working from home. More specifically, from my balcony. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13489876551 DTSTART:20100506T142003Z DTEND:20100506T142103Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Sorry about awkwardness. The pirate has been punished. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13451087766 DTSTART:20100505T222946Z DTEND:20100505T223046Z SUMMARY:bee-boppin' to "Cherry's Dance of Death" by Chingon from the Grindhouse Soundtrack now. People on train worship my awesome power of RAWK. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13450788860 DTSTART:20100505T222315Z DTEND:20100505T222415Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed I would have thought it would be "eeeeeewwwwww". :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13448757548 DTSTART:20100505T213829Z DTEND:20100505T213929Z SUMMARY:Gross I know, but what is it about a man's genetics that makes him feel a sense of accomplishment after a particularly epic bowel movement? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13448647069 DTSTART:20100505T213557Z DTEND:20100505T213657Z SUMMARY:@axidentalredhed Awwwwwwww END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13442223636 DTSTART:20100505T190522Z DTEND:20100505T190622Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 this is why we love you END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13440818647 DTSTART:20100505T183148Z DTEND:20100505T183248Z SUMMARY:@spleeness ...yes END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13439522703 DTSTART:20100505T180136Z DTEND:20100505T180236Z SUMMARY:@robwillb I was just remarking how I was dancing to Gaga on a subway platform (now train) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13439391584 DTSTART:20100505T175838Z DTEND:20100505T175938Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad that is my favorite Larry Niven story! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13439359675 DTSTART:20100505T175752Z DTEND:20100505T175852Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I'm trying to convince @axidentalredhed to keep doing me until I get superpowers. While I have no heat vision, I am stronger. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13439013676 DTSTART:20100505T174946Z DTEND:20100505T175046Z SUMMARY:I may, indeed, be dancing on a subway platform to lady gaga. #fact END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13438975358 DTSTART:20100505T174852Z DTEND:20100505T174952Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad superman doesn't get his powers from a yellow sun, he just fucks a lot. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13438625009 DTSTART:20100505T174046Z DTEND:20100505T174146Z SUMMARY:If too much masturbation makes you blind, too much sex should give you heat vision. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13337409612 DTSTART:20100504T011133Z DTEND:20100504T011233Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Best NYC trip ever! Lotsa stories and pics! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13337102559 DTSTART:20100504T010527Z DTEND:20100504T010627Z SUMMARY:God Bless America! I FINALLY HAVE A PHONE AGAIN! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13243825632 DTSTART:20100502T124522Z DTEND:20100502T124622Z SUMMARY:I are awake. Grunt. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13198714051 DTSTART:20100501T170940Z DTEND:20100501T171040Z SUMMARY:I tell people I'm without phone and easy access to Internet, and they don't even TRY to get in touch with me. Must remember for the future. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13157140097 DTSTART:20100430T234358Z DTEND:20100430T234458Z SUMMARY:Swoot! In NYC without my damn cell phone. Left in the car back in dc. Will be mostly out of touch. Sorry! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13125529263 DTSTART:20100430T121004Z DTEND:20100430T121104Z SUMMARY:No work prep, I'm off to NYC, so obviously I'm in an "Empire State of Mind"-Jay Z Feat. Alicia Keys ♫ http://blip.fm/~pjeyc END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13122698248 DTSTART:20100430T105716Z DTEND:20100430T105816Z SUMMARY:Fuck. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13091986440 DTSTART:20100429T215806Z DTEND:20100429T215906Z SUMMARY:They're making a Marvel Vs. Capcom 3? My erection knows no softness! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13091904803 DTSTART:20100429T215615Z DTEND:20100429T215715Z SUMMARY:Wow. Amy Acker is all over the place these days.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13091811461 DTSTART:20100429T215409Z DTEND:20100429T215509Z SUMMARY:@artful_username And Matt fucking Frewer is going to be Pestilence! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13091759769 DTSTART:20100429T215257Z DTEND:20100429T215357Z SUMMARY:@artful_username It's been kinda awesome. Last week the Pagan Gods got involved in the Apocalypse. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13091608832 DTSTART:20100429T214928Z DTEND:20100429T215028Z SUMMARY:@artful_username and Supernatural! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13090984476 DTSTART:20100429T213510Z DTEND:20100429T213610Z SUMMARY:@warrenellis hi daddy.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13090937158 DTSTART:20100429T213404Z DTEND:20100429T213504Z SUMMARY:"Isaac, we're all gonna burn for what we did to you...." http://bit.ly/dgbpGt #DeadSpace2 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13084012397 DTSTART:20100429T185612Z DTEND:20100429T185712Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary This is because Megas XLR was one of the greatest pieces of television awesome in the history of ever. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13079666390 DTSTART:20100429T171556Z DTEND:20100429T171656Z SUMMARY:To the Internet: YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS! I DIG GIANT ROBOTS! WE DIG GIANT ROBOTS! CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS! NICE: http://bit.ly/d170fA END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13079614740 DTSTART:20100429T171448Z DTEND:20100429T171548Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary YOU DIG HOT DOGS! I DIG HOT DOGS! WE DIG HOT DOGS! CHICKS DIG HOT DOGS! Man! Now I wanna watch Megas XLR:http://bit.ly/d170fA END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13076790483 DTSTART:20100429T161404Z DTEND:20100429T161504Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I like that! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13063976763 DTSTART:20100429T114342Z DTEND:20100429T114442Z SUMMARY:Didn't realize how bad the medicine was making me feel until I woke up today feeling clear-headed. I officially apologize for being cranky. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13034999494 DTSTART:20100428T233324Z DTEND:20100428T233424Z SUMMARY:I mean, I don't THINK I'm irritated. I just feel kinda...blah. Which is weird enough, considering how awesome yesterday was. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13034912216 DTSTART:20100428T233136Z DTEND:20100428T233236Z SUMMARY:Not sure, but I think the cold medication has sucked my brain into a morass of depressive thought. People keep telling me I seem irritated. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13018735371 DTSTART:20100428T173540Z DTEND:20100428T173640Z SUMMARY:I have decided that, due to my getting more pale as I get older, I will be offended if I go to Arizona and am NOT asked for my papers. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13017073712 DTSTART:20100428T170036Z DTEND:20100428T170136Z SUMMARY:Dear Honda, why did you wait 6 years before issuing a recall on a car I bought last month? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13016918446 DTSTART:20100428T165726Z DTEND:20100428T165826Z SUMMARY:Dear Metro driver, why did you feel the need to crank the mic for the Galludet University announcement?It's not like they're gonna hear you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13016717643 DTSTART:20100428T165306Z DTEND:20100428T165406Z SUMMARY:Dear facebook app for the iPhone: let me see an event's wall and comment on it. Thank you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13016466861 DTSTART:20100428T164748Z DTEND:20100428T164848Z SUMMARY:I'm tired, grumpy, full of snot, and on cold medication. This is my state of the union. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13014234211 DTSTART:20100428T160227Z DTEND:20100428T160327Z SUMMARY:"Just because we're here illegally doesn't mean we're criminals." Yes, yes it does. Doesn't mean I don't sympathize, but yes, yes it does. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13010287884 DTSTART:20100428T144601Z DTEND:20100428T144701Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt @artful_username Then it's been worth it for me 1000 times over. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13010259295 DTSTART:20100428T144528Z DTEND:20100428T144628Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage, in high gear: "Dropped" Phantom Planet.This may be a repeat, but it's just that awesome. ♫ http://blip.fm/~pf65b END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13009894352 DTSTART:20100428T143832Z DTEND:20100428T143932Z SUMMARY:@artful_username you now understand my outlook at the entire universe. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13009170498 DTSTART:20100428T142443Z DTEND:20100428T142543Z SUMMARY:Seriously, I could gleefully watch Kristin Chenoweth eating a bowl of cereal and find it entertaining. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/13006368102 DTSTART:20100428T132944Z DTEND:20100428T133044Z SUMMARY:Dear cold medication I took last night/this morning: Did you really have to make my tongue numb? Was that really necessary? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12984644290 DTSTART:20100428T032619Z DTEND:20100428T032719Z SUMMARY:@wavianarts ooooooooold site: http://www.micahpearson.com/digital/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12984609850 DTSTART:20100428T032538Z DTEND:20100428T032638Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin I know a few. The Monster Squad, for one. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12967370626 DTSTART:20100427T215627Z DTEND:20100427T215727Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 not too much if we plan appropriately. I'll call tomorrow to discuss END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12959036252 DTSTART:20100427T184412Z DTEND:20100427T184512Z SUMMARY:What if I told you comcast and WAMU were going to be sponsoring/advertising this fall's Cavalcades? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12953671958 DTSTART:20100427T163613Z DTEND:20100427T163713Z SUMMARY:By the way, by "Summer of Schlock" I mean "500 Sq. Foot Outdoor Screen" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12951679673 DTSTART:20100427T155150Z DTEND:20100427T155250Z SUMMARY:Summer of Schlock outdoor events are a definite go! Full schedule with film list and menus by the end of May! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12943958241 DTSTART:20100427T130427Z DTEND:20100427T130527Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @spleeness How about "Train of the Dead (2007)" http://bit.ly/dhyxB5 -Gotta love Thai horror movies. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12943844997 DTSTART:20100427T130204Z DTEND:20100427T130304Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "Stand up" by The Prodigy. The funky kick-start is definitely needed. Booya. ♫ http://blip.fm/~pcyt8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12942620522 DTSTART:20100427T123459Z DTEND:20100427T123559Z SUMMARY:Graaaaaaarghhhh. Must. Needs. Move. Now. Meetings and such happenings. Bed comfyzzzzzzzzzzzz..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12914031771 DTSTART:20100427T001709Z DTEND:20100427T001809Z SUMMARY:Street Sense newspaper jockeys are getting more agressive in their approach. Pitching on the subway cars now. I thought he was preaching. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12913466845 DTSTART:20100427T000611Z DTEND:20100427T000711Z SUMMARY:Now the man next to me is literally kissing his blackberry. This is an interesting commute. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12913372553 DTSTART:20100427T000425Z DTEND:20100427T000525Z SUMMARY:Man passed out at the top of the subway. Called a bus and waited until the EMTs showed up. I'm actually hoping he was just drunk. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12910089858 DTSTART:20100426T230130Z DTEND:20100426T230230Z SUMMARY:Hells. YES. RT @TUAW: Steam for Mac: Uses OpenGL, Intel-only, 10.5 or higher http://bit.ly/9vmRwV [post] END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12905956869 DTSTART:20100426T213620Z DTEND:20100426T213720Z SUMMARY:As I missed the Work Prep, I felt I should share what I've listened to 4 times today, dunno why I need to hear ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~pbu8h END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12905241520 DTSTART:20100426T212041Z DTEND:20100426T212141Z SUMMARY:"A Nightmare on Elm St. 4: The Dream Master (1988)" Review - http://bit.ly/debOWB #Horror (via @Apture) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12903264374 DTSTART:20100426T203700Z DTEND:20100426T203800Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist @h1661n5 Judging from the amount of Grandma porn there is out there, I'm guessing the reverse is also true. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12896867825 DTSTART:20100426T181220Z DTEND:20100426T181320Z SUMMARY:Week getting off to a great start. We lost internet access at work for almost an hour. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12896836860 DTSTART:20100426T181137Z DTEND:20100426T181237Z SUMMARY:@spleeness http://bit.ly/aRDPm6 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12890157909 DTSTART:20100426T155039Z DTEND:20100426T155139Z SUMMARY:@micahpearson http://bit.ly/aRDPm6 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12889764506 DTSTART:20100426T154245Z DTEND:20100426T154345Z SUMMARY:@wavianarts I LOVE trompe l’oeil! I've got a bunch of books on it at home. Always wanted to try my hand at it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12889340101 DTSTART:20100426T153424Z DTEND:20100426T153524Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 but it has NOTHING to do with the original source, save that he's a bodyguard. This is not an adaptation. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12889106193 DTSTART:20100426T152955Z DTEND:20100426T153055Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Agreed. It's still a crappy adaptation (read: having nothing to do with the original), but It's really good. #HumanTarget END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12887487520 DTSTART:20100426T145905Z DTEND:20100426T150005Z SUMMARY:Since nobody ever pegs me for being half-black anymore, I'm thinking Arizona is off my travel itinerary for the time being. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12884827738 DTSTART:20100426T140814Z DTEND:20100426T140914Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 There are times when I am really freakin' happy to be a Bipolar patient. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12884538989 DTSTART:20100426T140252Z DTEND:20100426T140352Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 it helps prevent embarrassing tent-pitching, to start. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12884135498 DTSTART:20100426T135519Z DTEND:20100426T135619Z SUMMARY:In my hurry and confusion to head to the office today, I may-in fact-have forgotten underwear. #NotAMorningPerson END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12879623320 DTSTART:20100426T122244Z DTEND:20100426T122344Z SUMMARY:No work prep montage as there was no real prep. I'm almost at the office already. Today is a tee-shirt/jeans 12-hour day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12862627959 DTSTART:20100426T035457Z DTEND:20100426T035557Z SUMMARY:This lightning storm is making for an awesome lightshow. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12850410370 DTSTART:20100425T235529Z DTEND:20100425T235629Z SUMMARY:Is IMAX midget porn an oxymoron? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12843276361 DTSTART:20100425T211836Z DTEND:20100425T211936Z SUMMARY:Why is it a bright, warm, sunshiny day everywhere except Montgomery county? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12829463632 DTSTART:20100425T161454Z DTEND:20100425T161554Z SUMMARY:For a weekend where I've barely been out of bed for more than 3 hours, I've gotten a great deal of exercise. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12829412369 DTSTART:20100425T161351Z DTEND:20100425T161451Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Did you like it? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12829396375 DTSTART:20100425T161332Z DTEND:20100425T161432Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Um...I have no idea? Maybe it's a setting on Blip? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12706748257 DTSTART:20100423T150009Z DTEND:20100423T150109Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "Pretty Little Thing" by Fink. The lyrics will tell the tale. ♫ http://blip.fm/~p56yp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12690179412 DTSTART:20100423T080206Z DTEND:20100423T080306Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad you around? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12671363412 DTSTART:20100423T003744Z DTEND:20100423T003844Z SUMMARY:@artful_username certainly several of @TeleEroticist knows of several. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12670598008 DTSTART:20100423T002334Z DTEND:20100423T002434Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @artful_username she would have been cute otherwise. I was tempted to say "no guy your age is gonna think that's cute, hon." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12670052873 DTSTART:20100423T001303Z DTEND:20100423T001403Z SUMMARY:There's a girl on the train, obviously in her mid-to-late teens, possibly older...sucking her thumb. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12667507337 DTSTART:20100422T232427Z DTEND:20100422T232527Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos Cavalcade Event 24: F****d up Musicals http://bit.ly/9CVrOq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651944707 DTSTART:20100422T174417Z DTEND:20100422T174517Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy goddamn right, they are! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651887299 DTSTART:20100422T174301Z DTEND:20100422T174401Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 They do. Ricoh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651573834 DTSTART:20100422T173626Z DTEND:20100422T173726Z SUMMARY:@artful_username This week, though, they're bringing back the Weeping Angels! (Glee!) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651554884 DTSTART:20100422T173603Z DTEND:20100422T173703Z SUMMARY:@artful_username They are so played out at this point. We need fresh recurring villains! No more Cybermen or Daleks for a long while! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651381787 DTSTART:20100422T173233Z DTEND:20100422T173333Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Last episode with the iDaleks (also known as the Mighty Morphin' Dalek Rangers) kinda blew chunks. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12651351572 DTSTART:20100422T173155Z DTEND:20100422T173255Z SUMMARY:I was kinda' hoping that Ikon Office Solutions had a twitter feed, so I could tell them how righteously they suck right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12639146620 DTSTART:20100422T133631Z DTEND:20100422T133731Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "The Feeling Begins"-Peter Gabriel. Big start to a big day. ♫ http://blip.fm/~p300u END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12607600263 DTSTART:20100422T002752Z DTEND:20100422T002852Z SUMMARY:@spleeness up late implies I got any sleep at all (he said sheepishly while beaming with manly pride) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12606261740 DTSTART:20100422T000058Z DTEND:20100422T000158Z SUMMARY:37 hours in, and still miles to go before I sleep. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12605104542 DTSTART:20100421T233741Z DTEND:20100421T233841Z SUMMARY:@spleeness To be fair. So do I. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12602555832 DTSTART:20100421T224655Z DTEND:20100421T224755Z SUMMARY:Son of a BITCH. Even if you specifically ban a person from seeing notes and posts in #FB, they seem to be able to anyway. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12594561484 DTSTART:20100421T195053Z DTEND:20100421T195153Z SUMMARY:I have never been happier to run an all #Mac shop at Express. Thanks @McAfee! #FUBAR END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12587631683 DTSTART:20100421T171113Z DTEND:20100421T171213Z SUMMARY:Crap. There's been a fuckup with the Cavalcade schedule again. Event 24 might actually be the fucked up musicals event. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12587049023 DTSTART:20100421T165854Z DTEND:20100421T165954Z SUMMARY:I enjoy skidding across a damp subway platform like Tom Cruise in Risky Business a little too much. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12584521471 DTSTART:20100421T160741Z DTEND:20100421T160841Z SUMMARY:"Cavalcade #Event 24 : In His Name: BRUCE WILLIS | Cavalcade of Schlock"- http://bit.ly/agjxK6 #party #BruceWillis #May #SilverSpring END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12583206904 DTSTART:20100421T154207Z DTEND:20100421T154307Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Fingers crossed! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12580796286 DTSTART:20100421T145651Z DTEND:20100421T145751Z SUMMARY:@artful_username did they offer you more work? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12580228298 DTSTART:20100421T144616Z DTEND:20100421T144716Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Check it. Much better: http://bit.ly/d97g2U END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12579675240 DTSTART:20100421T143554Z DTEND:20100421T143654Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad which version? I like the Dante Ross remix better than the original #pandora END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12579552364 DTSTART:20100421T143338Z DTEND:20100421T143438Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "Morning After Dark" Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado & SoShy. Poppy, yes-but it FITS. ♫ http://blip.fm/~p129q END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12571187740 DTSTART:20100421T113219Z DTEND:20100421T113319Z SUMMARY:shit-eating grin. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12551296925 DTSTART:20100421T020835Z DTEND:20100421T020935Z SUMMARY:Bundle of nerves. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12537680600 DTSTART:20100420T211143Z DTEND:20100420T211243Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad They killed @ActuallyNPH . The best part of the franchise, and they ended him! He better show up in a dream sequence! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12536512178 DTSTART:20100420T204448Z DTEND:20100420T204548Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 So you're NOT 5-0?!? #Gobsmacked END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12532659227 DTSTART:20100420T191503Z DTEND:20100420T191603Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad But why?!? The second one was TERRIBLE. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12527328672 DTSTART:20100420T171300Z DTEND:20100420T171400Z SUMMARY:D&D Alignments, #Batman-style: http://bit.ly/b6KNpe Lawful evil quote should have been: "I'm the goddamn Batman" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12526771895 DTSTART:20100420T170100Z DTEND:20100420T170200Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 ahyup END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12524935375 DTSTART:20100420T162322Z DTEND:20100420T162422Z SUMMARY:@artful_username should be arriving any day now.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12524807610 DTSTART:20100420T162044Z DTEND:20100420T162144Z SUMMARY:By the bye: Happy Birthday to my niece, Madison. I hope your next decade is as amazing as your first. Love you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12519443145 DTSTART:20100420T143508Z DTEND:20100420T143608Z SUMMARY:I am fairly positive that someone broke into my place and took all of my clean underwear. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12518424216 DTSTART:20100420T141506Z DTEND:20100420T141606Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 My case file is bigger than your case file. And yes, I got the reference. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12518392387 DTSTART:20100420T141427Z DTEND:20100420T141527Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad @artful_username Today's work prep has NOTHING to do with you two at all. Nooooo. Coo-coo-cachoo. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12518266864 DTSTART:20100420T141157Z DTEND:20100420T141257Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage change: "Mrs. Robinson" cover by the the Lemonheads. Here's to you... ♫ http://blip.fm/~oz0rx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12517243774 DTSTART:20100420T135214Z DTEND:20100420T135314Z SUMMARY:I swear, there is a fuckton my gray hair in my beard since yesterday. My aging cycle has sped up. I expect to be 65 by this afternoon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12510758509 DTSTART:20100420T112730Z DTEND:20100420T112830Z SUMMARY:I would like you to understand that my friend Tony is a bad influence, and my current headache is totally his fault. Not mine at all. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12484734545 DTSTART:20100420T001855Z DTEND:20100420T001955Z SUMMARY:By the bye, I already have my work prep montage selected for tomorrow. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12484680086 DTSTART:20100420T001749Z DTEND:20100420T001849Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad dunno, patient zero in the AIDS epidemic? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12484368381 DTSTART:20100420T001126Z DTEND:20100420T001226Z SUMMARY:Thank monkeyfuck that day is over. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12466252961 DTSTART:20100419T171426Z DTEND:20100419T171526Z SUMMARY:@ccombs that author be full o' brown. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12465942989 DTSTART:20100419T170721Z DTEND:20100419T170821Z SUMMARY:Psalm 04-19: "No sir, I am not calling you stupid. I'm just saying that we spay and neuter creatures with higher IQs than yours." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12465277006 DTSTART:20100419T165235Z DTEND:20100419T165335Z SUMMARY:Operating a car isn't nearly as difficult a task as the citizens of Silver Spring would have you believe. #idiots END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12464536056 DTSTART:20100419T163632Z DTEND:20100419T163732Z SUMMARY:I will not murder my clients. I will not quit my job. I will not tell uppity entitled people to go fuck themselves. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12463995823 DTSTART:20100419T162455Z DTEND:20100419T162555Z SUMMARY:"I've had it with these monkey-biting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" #editedforTV END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12463881192 DTSTART:20100419T162223Z DTEND:20100419T162323Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary doubt that END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12462323366 DTSTART:20100419T154843Z DTEND:20100419T154943Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary Still, you got kids. People nicer than me have this "empathy" thing that are suckers for that. Lawyer can work with that. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12462118218 DTSTART:20100419T154421Z DTEND:20100419T154521Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary $1500 a month?!? That's INSANE. I'd involve an attorney in this. Sounds unbelievably fishy. Better Business Bureau too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12461866751 DTSTART:20100419T153857Z DTEND:20100419T153957Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary have they given you a reason for this? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12461204199 DTSTART:20100419T152507Z DTEND:20100419T152607Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary Still without power? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12456783349 DTSTART:20100419T135423Z DTEND:20100419T135523Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 personally, I just want snuggles. SNUGGLES! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12454112046 DTSTART:20100419T125730Z DTEND:20100419T125830Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage starts again, refreshed and reloaded: "Reload" - Rob Zombie ♫ http://blip.fm/~owvub END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12451476443 DTSTART:20100419T115319Z DTEND:20100419T115419Z SUMMARY:Had a dream I was the scarlet pimpernel. Odd dream. Fun though. Got to stab people. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12414795057 DTSTART:20100418T195645Z DTEND:20100418T195745Z SUMMARY:Ok. I don't like the new Apple iDaleks. As a matter of fact, the whole episode was kinda silly, and not in a good way. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12391360617 DTSTART:20100418T102811Z DTEND:20100418T102911Z SUMMARY:Splinter Cell: Conviction succeeds at that one crucial element all video games try for: Making me feel like one Baaaaaaaaaaad Mother Fucker. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12352189716 DTSTART:20100417T172232Z DTEND:20100417T172332Z SUMMARY:"If nothing else, Millar doesn’t call us assholes at the end."Kick Ass (2010)-Review - http://bit.ly/9CUHMQ #Action #ComicBooks END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12339735331 DTSTART:20100417T125612Z DTEND:20100417T125712Z SUMMARY:My tongue, much like all of my extremities , is completely numb. #Zyrtec for the win. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12314164145 DTSTART:20100417T004803Z DTEND:20100417T004903Z SUMMARY:Finally going home. A place where I can curl up with my besnotted nose, and happly die. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12306091847 DTSTART:20100416T214453Z DTEND:20100416T214553Z SUMMARY:Longest. Day. Ever. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12294944948 DTSTART:20100416T172742Z DTEND:20100416T172842Z SUMMARY:Next I plan to fill a syringe with a red bull/pixie stick solution and inject it into my eye socket to stay awake. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12294879770 DTSTART:20100416T172619Z DTEND:20100416T172719Z SUMMARY:I'm dosing 2 different kinds of allergy meds, running a caffeine IV, and crushing sweet tarts into powder and rubbing them into my gums. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12287529847 DTSTART:20100416T150312Z DTEND:20100416T150412Z SUMMARY:In addition, I am learning to absolutely DETEST Fridays. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12285979147 DTSTART:20100416T143425Z DTEND:20100416T143525Z SUMMARY:My opinion of certain IT "proffesionals" is roughly akin to my opinions about anal leakage. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12281036806 DTSTART:20100416T125556Z DTEND:20100416T125656Z SUMMARY:Work Prep week close out: The Police – "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" Back on theme! ♫ http://blip.fm/~or593 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12280677706 DTSTART:20100416T124801Z DTEND:20100416T124901Z SUMMARY:A great one to close out the week! "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)" - http://bit.ly/cObb3B #Horror #Slasher END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12279737079 DTSTART:20100416T122638Z DTEND:20100416T122738Z SUMMARY:nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg........... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12252083482 DTSTART:20100416T000144Z DTEND:20100416T000244Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman huh, I'll keep that in mind ;) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12250742550 DTSTART:20100415T233302Z DTEND:20100415T233402Z SUMMARY:Going to be at the orange ball in Rockville in the next hour or so with a buddy. Company welcome. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12248532540 DTSTART:20100415T224559Z DTEND:20100415T224659Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman http://bit.ly/bKgcg0 Apparently not. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12245640641 DTSTART:20100415T213943Z DTEND:20100415T214043Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman what the heck is WAKA? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12245021171 DTSTART:20100415T212457Z DTEND:20100415T212557Z SUMMARY:I am feeling the urge to attack a river that's foaming at the mouth...with a raft and paddle. Must make some plans. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12244500069 DTSTART:20100415T211240Z DTEND:20100415T211340Z SUMMARY:@spleeness glad you enjoyed. It took weeks to get right. That said, I'm very sorry about your friend and the day you've had. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12239360683 DTSTART:20100415T191435Z DTEND:20100415T191535Z SUMMARY:New blog post: In the Land of Men http://bit.ly/cTkh15 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12226099307 DTSTART:20100415T143316Z DTEND:20100415T143416Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Did you see the feature pic I chose for #Freddy? I think it nails the idea nicely. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12225748735 DTSTART:20100415T142642Z DTEND:20100415T142742Z SUMMARY:The one where freddy comes out of the closet: "A Nightmare on Elm St. 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)" - http://bit.ly/d7gddx #Horror #Slasher END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12224311323 DTSTART:20100415T140019Z DTEND:20100415T140119Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage Blip Day 4: "Darkening Sky" by Peter Bradley Adams. Break from theme, but appropriate none th... ♫ http://blip.fm/~op5b6 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12223874600 DTSTART:20100415T135214Z DTEND:20100415T135314Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad After I was circumcised, It was dipped in a special mixture of honey and gold, making it both sweet and priceless. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12223551531 DTSTART:20100415T134612Z DTEND:20100415T134712Z SUMMARY:This timeline is a fun read. Some of these lines are quite the quotable #MyEgoCouldBlotOutTheSun END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12222818626 DTSTART:20100415T133228Z DTEND:20100415T133328Z SUMMARY:@spleeness indeed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12222808329 DTSTART:20100415T133217Z DTEND:20100415T133317Z SUMMARY:I also appear unafraid to discuss my penis in various contexts. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12222684404 DTSTART:20100415T133002Z DTEND:20100415T133102Z SUMMARY:You know, after digging through my twitter timeline in search of a piece of information...I have a lot of hangovers. This can't be good. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12221781753 DTSTART:20100415T131240Z DTEND:20100415T131340Z SUMMARY:Can you say "outdoor Cavalcade projected on a 500 ft. screen this summer"? I knew you could! More details to come! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12192375202 DTSTART:20100415T001108Z DTEND:20100415T001208Z SUMMARY:At some point, became very comfortable with the long-form essay. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12167559432 DTSTART:20100414T150000Z DTEND:20100414T150100Z SUMMARY:@DRUNKHULK If they turn it up loud enough, they can feel the vibrations of it in the floor. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12166487195 DTSTART:20100414T143831Z DTEND:20100414T143931Z SUMMARY:Woah, then a rather mellow shift to "Dissolved Girl" by Massive Attack. Coolio. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12166430775 DTSTART:20100414T143723Z DTEND:20100414T143823Z SUMMARY:Pandora wants anger.Started with "The Day the World Went Away" by NiN, then kicked "Bulls on Parade" by Rage, then "Pet" by A Perfect Circle END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12163178123 DTSTART:20100414T133125Z DTEND:20100414T133225Z SUMMARY:@spleeness http://bit.ly/aDM0jp @h1661n5 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12162537373 DTSTART:20100414T131756Z DTEND:20100414T131856Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 is wrong, @spleeness. The style is called "AWESOME". END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12161895876 DTSTART:20100414T130410Z DTEND:20100414T130510Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad i dunno. Just felt appropriate. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12161096951 DTSTART:20100414T124638Z DTEND:20100414T124738Z SUMMARY:Work prep montage, Blip day 3: "That Old Black Magic" by my man Frank Sinatra, not being too subtle with my the... ♫ http://blip.fm/~omymz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12160020664 DTSTART:20100414T122109Z DTEND:20100414T122209Z SUMMARY:"Law Abiding Citizen (2009)-Review | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/dpfJW1 #Action #Revenge #Movie END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12144128829 DTSTART:20100414T040151Z DTEND:20100414T040251Z SUMMARY:@artful_username DAMN RIGHT! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12135719240 DTSTART:20100414T011257Z DTEND:20100414T011357Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I was just offering a funny. It's all I can offer. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12129558409 DTSTART:20100413T230624Z DTEND:20100413T230724Z SUMMARY:Pandora is being so kind to me today. Haven't heard this song in a year, and it's one of my favorites by Radioh... ♫ http://blip.fm/~om08q END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12127438844 DTSTART:20100413T222011Z DTEND:20100413T222111Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad http://bit.ly/cdtUM8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12125727279 DTSTART:20100413T214102Z DTEND:20100413T214202Z SUMMARY:New blog post: The Hangman http://www.micahpearson.com/subwayjockey/2010/04/hangman/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12120872933 DTSTART:20100413T194446Z DTEND:20100413T194546Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary pandora.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12120703934 DTSTART:20100413T194039Z DTEND:20100413T194139Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary internet radio that makes recommendations by accessing the Music Genome Project. Is pretty good once you tag a lot of music. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12119736486 DTSTART:20100413T191659Z DTEND:20100413T191759Z SUMMARY:There are days when Pandora is just *that* good to me and opens with a song like this... ♫ http://blip.fm/~ollnv END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12118548252 DTSTART:20100413T184820Z DTEND:20100413T184920Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I was familiar with the cover. Cracks me up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12118432090 DTSTART:20100413T184528Z DTEND:20100413T184628Z SUMMARY:@spleeness heh...Very relaxing, indeed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12116114670 DTSTART:20100413T174942Z DTEND:20100413T175042Z SUMMARY:@brubaker @neilhimself All you'd need to do is start a hashtag, like #GNBC. If you want to archive the discussion, use Tumblr or something. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12105168710 DTSTART:20100413T140243Z DTEND:20100413T140343Z SUMMARY:Work prep montage, Blip day 2: "I Put a Spell on You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Yep, there's a theme at work. ♫ http://blip.fm/~okzmo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12077853734 DTSTART:20100413T012505Z DTEND:20100413T012605Z SUMMARY:Vaguely irritated about things in general, but I was pretty damn solid on the pool table tonight. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12077642769 DTSTART:20100413T012108Z DTEND:20100413T012208Z SUMMARY:@artful_username my apartment END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12074174228 DTSTART:20100413T001235Z DTEND:20100413T001335Z SUMMARY:@artful_username nah. Sit on the rift bench sans panties, and there you go! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12073946872 DTSTART:20100413T000753Z DTEND:20100413T000853Z SUMMARY:@artful_username catch syphlis END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12073912126 DTSTART:20100413T000709Z DTEND:20100413T000809Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy look at it as a positive. If the only people who respond agree with you, you live in an echo chamber. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12066729448 DTSTART:20100412T212535Z DTEND:20100412T212635Z SUMMARY:@spleeness @h1661n5 could somebody tell me WHY we thought the CoC thing was a GOOD idea? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12066257120 DTSTART:20100412T211259Z DTEND:20100412T211359Z SUMMARY:@spleeness You realize, I don't recall this at all. But still, I will have to do it at a later date. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12063282858 DTSTART:20100412T200024Z DTEND:20100412T200124Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 http://bit.ly/aZmmiE END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12062358631 DTSTART:20100412T193728Z DTEND:20100412T193828Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 You may grow up to be a pig END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12061961999 DTSTART:20100412T192755Z DTEND:20100412T192855Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 He ain't got no manners when he eats his food,. He's fat and lazy and extremely rude,... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12061233966 DTSTART:20100412T190952Z DTEND:20100412T191052Z SUMMARY:Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are, or would you rather be a pig? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12053072994 DTSTART:20100412T155829Z DTEND:20100412T155929Z SUMMARY:I am wrongfully happy that "Revenge of the Nerds" is now on Netflix streaming. Too bad I have to go to work now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12051031236 DTSTART:20100412T151358Z DTEND:20100412T151458Z SUMMARY:@debmarkham laying in bed, watching episodes of the Daily Show. Thanks for making me feel lazy. :-p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12050772213 DTSTART:20100412T150824Z DTEND:20100412T150924Z SUMMARY:There, I #hope that was #appropriately #hash-#tagged for #you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12050722067 DTSTART:20100412T150722Z DTEND:20100412T150822Z SUMMARY:Love getting messages about what I should and shouldn't #Twitter about, and how I should #Fucking go about it. #God bless #Internet #Fuckos. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12049076106 DTSTART:20100412T143223Z DTEND:20100412T143323Z SUMMARY:Doing something different with the Work Prep Montage today. Have no idea how this is going to work. ♫ http://blip.fm/~oj05t END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12043917941 DTSTART:20100412T123858Z DTEND:20100412T123958Z SUMMARY:Because this is the first thing I saw after I woke up, and I feel like sharing: http://bit.ly/bc6jsP END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12043682843 DTSTART:20100412T123314Z DTEND:20100412T123414Z SUMMARY:Good lord. I've essentially been asleep since 6pm last night. I need to get moving! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12035327208 DTSTART:20100412T075833Z DTEND:20100412T075933Z SUMMARY:Well now, that was a long nap. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12011197138 DTSTART:20100411T214104Z DTEND:20100411T214204Z SUMMARY:So. Freaking. Tired. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/12001309764 DTSTART:20100411T173552Z DTEND:20100411T173652Z SUMMARY:More than slightly pleased that my workday will be very short. 1 hour. Max. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11991591612 DTSTART:20100411T135133Z DTEND:20100411T135233Z SUMMARY:@morjana Thanks! He's got a great eye. In particular, the framing of the talk between Rush and Chloe in the Canteen was striking. #SGU END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11991270398 DTSTART:20100411T134316Z DTEND:20100411T134416Z SUMMARY:I am fascinated by the framing of shots in #SGU. They choose angles that are unusual for Television, creating a very unique look. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11990919786 DTSTART:20100411T133407Z DTEND:20100411T133507Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary Just because I will be 34 this year doesn't mean that I am wise. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11990450651 DTSTART:20100411T132124Z DTEND:20100411T132224Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary more like...chemistry poisoning from a concoction I mixed at last night's Cavalcade. It involved many fermented things. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11990014358 DTSTART:20100411T130927Z DTEND:20100411T131027Z SUMMARY:I have the distinct impression that I was once a Food Taster for royalty in a previous life. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11985427095 DTSTART:20100411T103901Z DTEND:20100411T104001Z SUMMARY:Whatever was in that concoction I made last night, it kicks like a MULE the following morning. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11958814787 DTSTART:20100410T222456Z DTEND:20100410T222556Z SUMMARY:Cavalcade Event 23: Future Cops in 1 hour 30 minutes!!! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11954280000 DTSTART:20100410T202203Z DTEND:20100410T202303Z SUMMARY:I'm of a mind that makes some metal. XM, what have you got for me? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11950514590 DTSTART:20100410T184227Z DTEND:20100410T184327Z SUMMARY:@spleeness You mean I never wrote that story down? Sweet! Freebie! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11950356550 DTSTART:20100410T183831Z DTEND:20100410T183931Z SUMMARY:A reminder: Cavalcade Event 23: Future Cops, with Virtuosity and Judge Dredd is Tonight @8pm http://bit.ly/a5IW4G <--Details at the link! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11946893643 DTSTART:20100410T171548Z DTEND:20100410T171648Z SUMMARY:Well karma got me back. Totally tweaked my ACL today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11938785049 DTSTART:20100410T141959Z DTEND:20100410T142059Z SUMMARY:How many planes does it take to take out the polish government? #toosoon? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11934616087 DTSTART:20100410T122926Z DTEND:20100410T123026Z SUMMARY:@pcvin restart the wifi router. Sometimes they just deny access to machines. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11933721571 DTSTART:20100410T120044Z DTEND:20100410T120144Z SUMMARY:Sterile Gauze?Check. Advil? Check. Band-Aids? Check. Icy Hot Liniment and allergy meds? Check and Check. Softball season starts...NOW. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11933631833 DTSTART:20100410T115753Z DTEND:20100410T115853Z SUMMARY:@spleeness nope. It's an iPhone. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11912135009 DTSTART:20100410T011949Z DTEND:20100410T012049Z SUMMARY:aaaaaand now it's bricked itself. Horaaaay! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11911759449 DTSTART:20100410T011133Z DTEND:20100410T011233Z SUMMARY:My phone is dying a thousand deaths. I am on the phone, get a call from work (!), and now cannot call back the person I was talking to. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11906015366 DTSTART:20100409T225940Z DTEND:20100409T230040Z SUMMARY:The @Hirshhorn gallery itself is calling me out tonight for the #afterhours thing. Not a person, mind you, but the GALLERY ITSELF. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11905509024 DTSTART:20100409T224739Z DTEND:20100409T224839Z SUMMARY:"Human Centipede, The (First Sequence)(2009) | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/95f7nY #Horror #MadScience END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11904787424 DTSTART:20100409T223032Z DTEND:20100409T223132Z SUMMARY:@hirshhorn I've been excited about it all week, but the day has taken my joy. #afterhours END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11901652395 DTSTART:20100409T211621Z DTEND:20100409T211721Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Yes, and not really. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11901647321 DTSTART:20100409T211614Z DTEND:20100409T211714Z SUMMARY:That would be "Finally" of course. Fucking keyboard. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11901628063 DTSTART:20100409T211546Z DTEND:20100409T211646Z SUMMARY:FINALL-after ripping apart a couch and bed (which is now in three pieces), and flipping every all my furniture, FOUND MY GLASSES. Now food. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900980304 DTSTART:20100409T210027Z DTEND:20100409T210127Z SUMMARY:Somebody once accused me of not being spiritual. That's not true. I totally want to cock-punch God right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900811015 DTSTART:20100409T205630Z DTEND:20100409T205730Z SUMMARY:Ok, I've had them but not needed them all day, but now that I'm finally going to get some FUCKING FOOD, I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900786354 DTSTART:20100409T205554Z DTEND:20100409T205654Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin I'm working from home, hon. Sorry. Besides-I'm not good company right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900467811 DTSTART:20100409T204806Z DTEND:20100409T204906Z SUMMARY:Grabbing breakfast, then back to work. Torn on the Hirshhorn party tonight, but I got a ticket.. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900334344 DTSTART:20100409T204453Z DTEND:20100409T204553Z SUMMARY:Well, AT&T Wireless has decided to be shit again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900247944 DTSTART:20100409T204247Z DTEND:20100409T204347Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I. Need. Bar! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11900216334 DTSTART:20100409T204202Z DTEND:20100409T204302Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I had a Capri sun too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11898380843 DTSTART:20100409T195821Z DTEND:20100409T195921Z SUMMARY:I am beginning to consider the need for food. I'm not ACTUALLY hungry, per se. But I feel as if this is something I *should* do. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11898304327 DTSTART:20100409T195631Z DTEND:20100409T195731Z SUMMARY:I think I'll officially be going to work on Sunday. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11897000166 DTSTART:20100409T192524Z DTEND:20100409T192624Z SUMMARY:Still churning through a fuck-Ton of work. I have injected Crystal Method into my Caffeine IV, and will follow it with something volatile. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11896893988 DTSTART:20100409T192253Z DTEND:20100409T192353Z SUMMARY:@artful_username people underestimating my ability to survive is precisely why I've survived as long as I have. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11892256276 DTSTART:20100409T173707Z DTEND:20100409T173807Z SUMMARY:@spleeness people keep promising to eventually slide money my way, and it never happens. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11850794715 DTSTART:20100408T235527Z DTEND:20100408T235627Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I do have the albums. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11849814625 DTSTART:20100408T233414Z DTEND:20100408T233514Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Try this: http://bit.ly/dpxg6j that, followed by the next track on the album http://bit.ly/ae8DFS is enough to get anybody going END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11848614422 DTSTART:20100408T230818Z DTEND:20100408T230918Z SUMMARY:No writer in the universe seems to understand how commas and lists are supposed to work. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11845053372 DTSTART:20100408T214645Z DTEND:20100408T214745Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I frequently DO know where people's hands have been, and I still say "eew" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11844655756 DTSTART:20100408T213701Z DTEND:20100408T213801Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I use the same technique in porn shops. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11843890596 DTSTART:20100408T211842Z DTEND:20100408T211942Z SUMMARY:@spleeness CANOEING,White Water,and Hiking. I is down for that shizzle. But I'm there with the Homo Erectus who said "Man, FUCK this cave!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11843488846 DTSTART:20100408T210900Z DTEND:20100408T211000Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I even spazzed in Lurray Caverns. So...yah. No. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11843023927 DTSTART:20100408T205751Z DTEND:20100408T205851Z SUMMARY:@spleeness @h1661n5 Stepping in to just say: A cave is where I first discovered that I have some claustrophobia issues. What fun that was! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11841689661 DTSTART:20100408T202510Z DTEND:20100408T202610Z SUMMARY:@spleeness lucky. I'm thinking of moving into my office downtown. We have AC now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11840437520 DTSTART:20100408T195305Z DTEND:20100408T195405Z SUMMARY:"If you can stab it with your eyes, I'd rub my nipples on it."<--This phrase is stuck in my head for no apparent reason. #Random END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11839200688 DTSTART:20100408T192228Z DTEND:20100408T192328Z SUMMARY:This goes beyond "WOW": "Pixels" video, via YouTube http://bit.ly/8Z9JXo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11837232804 DTSTART:20100408T183311Z DTEND:20100408T183411Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt I'm mostly happy with the facebook app. Enough so that I'm disabling email notification for facebook. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11834312689 DTSTART:20100408T172556Z DTEND:20100408T172656Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy The question is: will it make it into the iPad OS? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11834261349 DTSTART:20100408T172448Z DTEND:20100408T172548Z SUMMARY:RT @pvponline: Apple giving developers background task APIs. Finally, I'll be able to listen to Pandora while doing other things. Awesome! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11825522018 DTSTART:20100408T141557Z DTEND:20100408T141657Z SUMMARY:I feel dirty for this Work Prep choice. But it's so apropos, it's not even funny: "Hot In Here" by Nelly. For the record: it's 86 in the apt END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11823973530 DTSTART:20100408T134253Z DTEND:20100408T134353Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Not if it's all you ever used. I actually can't field left-handed. I mean, I can-but worse than usual. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11823314182 DTSTART:20100408T132828Z DTEND:20100408T132928Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad @artful_username @crandamaniac @spleeness http://bit.ly/cUJ8Yq END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11807024558 DTSTART:20100408T044645Z DTEND:20100408T044745Z SUMMARY:Oh thank god, there's supposed to be rain and a temperature drop today. 1) Pollen go down, and 2)TEMPURATURE go down. I may breathe again! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11806896113 DTSTART:20100408T044308Z DTEND:20100408T044408Z SUMMARY:Well, it's been 5 days. Where's the fucking AC?!? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11806880550 DTSTART:20100408T044241Z DTEND:20100408T044341Z SUMMARY:It is stupifyingly hot in my goddamn apartment. The rules for AC were: If the heat holds steady for 3 days or May 19th came around. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11769910512 DTSTART:20100407T183151Z DTEND:20100407T183251Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I've been doing it for an hour and want to kill things now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11769882160 DTSTART:20100407T183116Z DTEND:20100407T183216Z SUMMARY:My message to creation: Caffeine Free Diet Coke is an abomination before God, and needs to be bombed out of existence. #SodaFundamentalist END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11769154405 DTSTART:20100407T181409Z DTEND:20100407T181509Z SUMMARY:For the record: Data entry sucks. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11768080341 DTSTART:20100407T174911Z DTEND:20100407T175011Z SUMMARY:Balls. My cell phone just went from full charge to DEAD for no reason. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11758993349 DTSTART:20100407T142816Z DTEND:20100407T142916Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist somehow that seems like a bad idea. Especially if this is a work call.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11758204908 DTSTART:20100407T141119Z DTEND:20100407T141219Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Glad you like! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11755593277 DTSTART:20100407T131359Z DTEND:20100407T131459Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad too hot in my apartment for that mess. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11754718041 DTSTART:20100407T125412Z DTEND:20100407T125512Z SUMMARY:Early Work Prep Montage Music, for today will be a long day: "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin. Epic song for a much-needed kick start. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11754313618 DTSTART:20100407T124429Z DTEND:20100407T124529Z SUMMARY:@jmhale08 Feel. Your. Pain. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11754304413 DTSTART:20100407T124415Z DTEND:20100407T124515Z SUMMARY:@artful_username woot! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11746372197 DTSTART:20100407T083055Z DTEND:20100407T083155Z SUMMARY:I am awake. This is not a good thing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11735419230 DTSTART:20100407T030632Z DTEND:20100407T030732Z SUMMARY:People keep calling me smart. Seriously, stop. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11721045440 DTSTART:20100406T220418Z DTEND:20100406T220518Z SUMMARY:SPOLER: You know.....to deal with his first kill. <----what do people think of that btw? #chuck END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11721023098 DTSTART:20100406T220346Z DTEND:20100406T220446Z SUMMARY:Chuck: They've capped off the initial episode arc for the third season, every thing else will be bonus. We know he's getting a therapist! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11710020219 DTSTART:20100406T174641Z DTEND:20100406T174741Z SUMMARY:Speaking of 'Chuck', I'm totally going to be nerdgasming spoilers later today, so if you haven't seen it, get on that. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11702957394 DTSTART:20100406T151208Z DTEND:20100406T151308Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I joined so I could hear your cake thing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11702561702 DTSTART:20100406T150339Z DTEND:20100406T150439Z SUMMARY:Thanks to @spleeness, today's work prep montage music is "Providence" by Ani DiFranco END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11700973404 DTSTART:20100406T143004Z DTEND:20100406T143104Z SUMMARY:The fact Chuck can repel down an elevator shaft while drunk on whiskey and mint ice cream makes me feel I haven't done enough with my life. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11697694527 DTSTART:20100406T131916Z DTEND:20100406T132016Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Yup. Very nice person, she is. Kind to puppies, kittens, rabbits, and Guinea Pigs. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11697448190 DTSTART:20100406T131345Z DTEND:20100406T131445Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist If you DO end up getting the iphone: http://bit.ly/dwgOie END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11697292455 DTSTART:20100406T131016Z DTEND:20100406T131116Z SUMMARY:@spleeness "it's a narrow margin, just room enough for regret" -Providence END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11697103107 DTSTART:20100406T130555Z DTEND:20100406T130655Z SUMMARY:Well, that was a long, odd, and entertaining phone conversation to start my day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11693835788 DTSTART:20100406T114205Z DTEND:20100406T114305Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist http://bit.ly/bm0w4h END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11692188498 DTSTART:20100406T105047Z DTEND:20100406T105147Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist http://cavalcadeofschlock.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11691107790 DTSTART:20100406T101235Z DTEND:20100406T101335Z SUMMARY:*achoo* END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11691100286 DTSTART:20100406T101217Z DTEND:20100406T101317Z SUMMARY:@TeleEroticist Apparently, I am. Stupid allergies. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11682322515 DTSTART:20100406T045916Z DTEND:20100406T050016Z SUMMARY:A woman is belting out some impressive R&B in her apartment. I wouldn't hear if we weren't keeping our windows open right now due to heat. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11682231044 DTSTART:20100406T045640Z DTEND:20100406T045740Z SUMMARY:@ArtistKimmary between Farragut North and Silver Spring END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11668786804 DTSTART:20100406T001026Z DTEND:20100406T001126Z SUMMARY:This has been the ride from Hell. Puke, wacky driving, and a group filled with mothers less than half my age (34) and acting THEIRS (15). END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11665974842 DTSTART:20100405T230925Z DTEND:20100405T231025Z SUMMARY:Yes! I've been lobotomized to click any freakin' spambot link I get on Twitter! RT @OdellPeralta: iPad Giveaway check: http://bit.ly/bOa4Go END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11665493080 DTSTART:20100405T225857Z DTEND:20100405T225957Z SUMMARY:Having goofed around with more than a few of them, the non-3G iPad is a glorified iPod Touch, and a toy-thus not worth my time. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11661429580 DTSTART:20100405T212630Z DTEND:20100405T212730Z SUMMARY:A follow-up to the previous, examining the video: http://bit.ly/bKJCqz END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11661288466 DTSTART:20100405T212308Z DTEND:20100405T212408Z SUMMARY:I have yet to see anybody dispute the authenticity of this: http://bit.ly/c2X62L END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11659539387 DTSTART:20100405T204111Z DTEND:20100405T204211Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 welcome to the panty revolution. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11659393854 DTSTART:20100405T203745Z DTEND:20100405T203845Z SUMMARY:@spleeness just be glad he/she didn't pick them up and sniff 'em! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11658704844 DTSTART:20100405T202131Z DTEND:20100405T202231Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad so was I, actually. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11657773584 DTSTART:20100405T195952Z DTEND:20100405T200052Z SUMMARY:@spleeness that underwear almost made me shout out "¡Ole!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11657333018 DTSTART:20100405T194910Z DTEND:20100405T195010Z SUMMARY:@spleeness SUUUUHHHHWEEEEEET! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11605597784 DTSTART:20100404T205939Z DTEND:20100404T210039Z SUMMARY:After ending the hilarious "Dead Snow", we're moving on to "Zombies Anonymous"-about a support group for the Undead. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11603016782 DTSTART:20100404T195036Z DTEND:20100404T195136Z SUMMARY:So my friend Kashuba decided to join in on the Zombie Jesus Day fun, so we're netflixing Dead Snow (2009). Nazi. Zombies. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11588604220 DTSTART:20100404T135944Z DTEND:20100404T140044Z SUMMARY:"Some tell of seeing victims that looked as if they had been torn apart. This whole ghastly story began two days ago." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11587989338 DTSTART:20100404T134407Z DTEND:20100404T134507Z SUMMARY:Well, as soon as I am capable of crawling out of bed, I will start Zombie Fest 2010. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11584832049 DTSTART:20100404T121347Z DTEND:20100404T121447Z SUMMARY:The Sun is beating down on me very judgementally, saying "I know what you did." Why Sun? Why must you hate me so? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11583440460 DTSTART:20100404T112657Z DTEND:20100404T112757Z SUMMARY:I may, in fact, be drooling battery acid. It's an Easter miracle! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11583195545 DTSTART:20100404T111803Z DTEND:20100404T111903Z SUMMARY:Nnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggllllle. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11537106905 DTSTART:20100403T143853Z DTEND:20100403T143953Z SUMMARY:Last night's SGU wasn't up to their previous standards, but it had hints of things to come (and still way better than any other Stargate) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11496449036 DTSTART:20100402T191837Z DTEND:20100402T191937Z SUMMARY:If, for some reason, you DO decide to go see the Clash of the Titans remake, skip out on the 3D. It's done REALLY poorly and costs extra. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11495463620 DTSTART:20100402T185430Z DTEND:20100402T185530Z SUMMARY:This recent uptick in my popularity....It's odd. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11495439459 DTSTART:20100402T185355Z DTEND:20100402T185455Z SUMMARY:@spleeness awesome. Just...yeah. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11494444350 DTSTART:20100402T183001Z DTEND:20100402T183101Z SUMMARY:@spleeness heheh...I'm writing up the bathroom story. Should have it finished by this weekend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11494249222 DTSTART:20100402T182526Z DTEND:20100402T182626Z SUMMARY:@spleeness such is how I capture ALL my prey..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11493152581 DTSTART:20100402T180021Z DTEND:20100402T180121Z SUMMARY:Wait, so that youtube redesign WASN'T an April Fools prank? Wow....people got paid for this? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11493024679 DTSTART:20100402T175735Z DTEND:20100402T175835Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt http://bit.ly/a7MeHv END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11492944791 DTSTART:20100402T175547Z DTEND:20100402T175647Z SUMMARY:For this week's #FF: @maddow, Because she's NOT RUNNING AGAINST SCOTT BROWN. @spleeness because she started following me...home. It was odd. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11492777259 DTSTART:20100402T175202Z DTEND:20100402T175302Z SUMMARY:@spleeness the table next to ours was less than pleased. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11492447426 DTSTART:20100402T174444Z DTEND:20100402T174544Z SUMMARY:@spleeness yesterday I was at a restaurant yelling about how I was, "FUCKING VIOLATED by an elderly man in a bathroom" ask @artful_username END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11492359216 DTSTART:20100402T174244Z DTEND:20100402T174344Z SUMMARY:Got dispensation to leave early so I can have an innocent walk through the cherry blossoms...followed by a trip to a fetish club tonight. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11481660743 DTSTART:20100402T140457Z DTEND:20100402T140557Z SUMMARY:MUPPET BUNNEY MASSACRE! http://bit.ly/a6nqYw OMNOMNOMNOM! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11481267685 DTSTART:20100402T135622Z DTEND:20100402T135722Z SUMMARY:@spleeness listened to it. I thought you were asking for a challenge. I do that kind of crap all the time. Hell, at the bar last nig.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11480927320 DTSTART:20100402T134830Z DTEND:20100402T134930Z SUMMARY:A bit of undead road kill seems have taken up residence in my mouth. It speaks to me and calls me names. Ungggggggg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11480798034 DTSTART:20100402T134529Z DTEND:20100402T134629Z SUMMARY:grooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11480724481 DTSTART:20100402T134347Z DTEND:20100402T134447Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad of course END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11470150003 DTSTART:20100402T074758Z DTEND:20100402T074858Z SUMMARY:Ok, I admit it. I missed the Kraken in Clash of the Titans. Why? Because I fell asleep. THAT'S how good the movie was! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11451739280 DTSTART:20100402T000739Z DTEND:20100402T000839Z SUMMARY:Fucking.......METRO! Seriously, it's becoming my "Kahn". Soon I shall be ae to shout it and have it echo in space. #metrosucks END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11451478179 DTSTART:20100402T000120Z DTEND:20100402T000220Z SUMMARY:When I get an iPad (read: next year after new model drops), I will be sure to make a wallpaper in big, bold, red letters: DON'T PANIC END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11451367271 DTSTART:20100401T235846Z DTEND:20100401T235946Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I can't hear it on my phone! Sadness. There are very few things I won't do for a laugh, but I don't get recorded. Ever. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11451259923 DTSTART:20100401T235604Z DTEND:20100401T235704Z SUMMARY:@spleeness that teriyaki story was high-larious. I will have to remember this the next time I wish to end a date early. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11445269142 DTSTART:20100401T212201Z DTEND:20100401T212301Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I SAY THOU SHALL BE REDEEMED!!!!!! Also, there will be booze! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11445022524 DTSTART:20100401T211536Z DTEND:20100401T211636Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Plus, "Do you seek redemption, my child?" has a nice ring to it at the bar. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11444966900 DTSTART:20100401T211410Z DTEND:20100401T211510Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Also, I have named my penis "The Sword of the Redeemer" I want to be able to shout: "THOU HAST BEEN REDEEMED!" during sex. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11444840507 DTSTART:20100401T211049Z DTEND:20100401T211149Z SUMMARY:@spleeness When I share the "Beef: It's what's for dinner" song, my seksi count goes through the ROOF. Current count: 6. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11443511319 DTSTART:20100401T203643Z DTEND:20100401T203743Z SUMMARY:@wilw I see what you did there. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11442678885 DTSTART:20100401T201609Z DTEND:20100401T201709Z SUMMARY:This is stuck in my head. Now it's stuck in yours. http://bit.ly/cQzlFb END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11442541135 DTSTART:20100401T201238Z DTEND:20100401T201338Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad creative editing. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11438907936 DTSTART:20100401T184123Z DTEND:20100401T184223Z SUMMARY:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YES! <---This here is an Air Conditioning induced orgasm. No more 80+ degrees in my office! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11437926984 DTSTART:20100401T181744Z DTEND:20100401T181844Z SUMMARY:Remember when A&E was basically PBS with commercials? What the hell happened? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11437811032 DTSTART:20100401T181452Z DTEND:20100401T181552Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @chickgonebad @artful_username I feel I missed something here. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11435957501 DTSTART:20100401T173322Z DTEND:20100401T173422Z SUMMARY:I hate the metro so. Fucking. Much. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11429878817 DTSTART:20100401T152747Z DTEND:20100401T152847Z SUMMARY:Wow. Just...Wow. RT @stoicboy: Wish I could say something this stupid without skipping a beat: http://bit.ly/d1MDmR END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11428621615 DTSTART:20100401T150256Z DTEND:20100401T150356Z SUMMARY:@perel42 ......you know, I really can't argue that logic. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11428446605 DTSTART:20100401T145939Z DTEND:20100401T150039Z SUMMARY:@spleeness for the record: that's the most chauvanist thing I've said all month. Counting today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11428362087 DTSTART:20100401T145758Z DTEND:20100401T145858Z SUMMARY:@spleeness Always looking to add more to my collection, as I am significantly more charming than Adam. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11428052890 DTSTART:20100401T145146Z DTEND:20100401T145246Z SUMMARY:Work prep montage: "Fool In The Rain" by Led Zeppelin. Happy April! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11404288192 DTSTART:20100401T033256Z DTEND:20100401T033356Z SUMMARY:@artful_username and quite stupid. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11404019641 DTSTART:20100401T032715Z DTEND:20100401T032815Z SUMMARY:Musically, I recognize that Puscifer's stuff is not @mjkeenan's best work. But I find it fun, catchy, and amusingly addictive. Pop music. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11403403509 DTSTART:20100401T031417Z DTEND:20100401T031517Z SUMMARY:If I ever schedule something for midnight ever again, I'm totally doing it for 11:59pm the day before to prevent confusion. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11400201695 DTSTART:20100401T020717Z DTEND:20100401T020817Z SUMMARY:Have had my happy hour, and am now in search of food. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11396324341 DTSTART:20100401T004608Z DTEND:20100401T004708Z SUMMARY:Hybrid's mix of BT's "Never Gonna Come Back Down" ft. @MikeDoughty makes me ridiculously happy. Just sayin' END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11396209643 DTSTART:20100401T004341Z DTEND:20100401T004441Z SUMMARY:@BatGirlBabs I'm guessing that's probably what Jesus thought too. Ba-dum-bum! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11396134493 DTSTART:20100401T004204Z DTEND:20100401T004304Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad should have. They're gone now though. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11395817508 DTSTART:20100401T003504Z DTEND:20100401T003604Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I'll be writing it this weekend. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11395722663 DTSTART:20100401T003259Z DTEND:20100401T003359Z SUMMARY:I love the metro employees on the red line. Single people who take up both seats of priority seating, eat, and play music without headphones END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11394287513 DTSTART:20100401T000052Z DTEND:20100401T000152Z SUMMARY:Good lord. After the stupidness of today, I need a happy hour. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11376374206 DTSTART:20100331T170111Z DTEND:20100331T170211Z SUMMARY:I finally convinced mother to allow me to document the hilarious story of when she dated the serial killer! Sweet! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11371888208 DTSTART:20100331T152722Z DTEND:20100331T152822Z SUMMARY:Work prep montage: "Hey Man Nice Shot (Nickel Bag)"-by filter. Nothing gives your day a kick like the funk mix of an industrial metal song. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11366476439 DTSTART:20100331T133445Z DTEND:20100331T133545Z SUMMARY:My carpet may be blood stained, but at least it smells of fresh spring strawberries.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11365934924 DTSTART:20100331T132228Z DTEND:20100331T132328Z SUMMARY:So I fell asleep with a bag of frozen strawberries on the coffee table. Now it looks like a maxi pad leaked all over everything. Carpet too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11337728583 DTSTART:20100331T003517Z DTEND:20100331T003617Z SUMMARY:"With each degree of separation there is also a degree of uncertainty." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11337676122 DTSTART:20100331T003413Z DTEND:20100331T003513Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Yep, I'm god's art critic. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11334799864 DTSTART:20100330T233142Z DTEND:20100330T233242Z SUMMARY:Tonight's sunset, while beautiful, went a little heavy on the pastels. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11333815282 DTSTART:20100330T230940Z DTEND:20100330T231040Z SUMMARY:fuckity fuck fuck fuck! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11324989100 DTSTART:20100330T194121Z DTEND:20100330T194221Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos Blackenstein (1973) http://bit.ly/aKMYdB #Horror #Blaxploitation END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11324266010 DTSTART:20100330T192352Z DTEND:20100330T192452Z SUMMARY:Ok. Really?!? Why am I even the slightest bit surprised that they want to make the same mistake all over again with the goddamn email? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11321594297 DTSTART:20100330T182200Z DTEND:20100330T182300Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 it is also cold and pushes me around. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11321556094 DTSTART:20100330T182105Z DTEND:20100330T182205Z SUMMARY:Doing my first ever Windows 7 setup. Kind of ambivalent about it so far. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11319778585 DTSTART:20100330T174039Z DTEND:20100330T174139Z SUMMARY:Seriously, windy days that are in the 50's serve no purpose and should be stopped. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11314317014 DTSTART:20100330T154533Z DTEND:20100330T154633Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "Back To The Hip Hop" (instrumental) - The Troubleneck Brothers (mixed by the Stereo MCs) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11296931479 DTSTART:20100330T073235Z DTEND:20100330T073335Z SUMMARY:Fucking decaf coffee my insomniac ASS. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11274960902 DTSTART:20100329T225729Z DTEND:20100329T225829Z SUMMARY:It was 84 degrees in my office today. Fuck that noise. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11252931121 DTSTART:20100329T145601Z DTEND:20100329T145701Z SUMMARY:@rkaufman "could be deemed as insensitive towards the Japanese heritage"Ya think? What part of "Two nukes just wasn't enough" might NOT be? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11252598996 DTSTART:20100329T144919Z DTEND:20100329T145019Z SUMMARY:Today's work prep montage may be a repeat, but I can't recall: "The Hop" by Radio Citizen http://bit.ly/bDkptT END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11251450743 DTSTART:20100329T142602Z DTEND:20100329T142702Z SUMMARY:For a person who's spent much of the last 24 hours asleep....I'm feeling really rundown. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11251048111 DTSTART:20100329T141739Z DTEND:20100329T141839Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Agreed, save for the fact that this is the proper link: http://bit.ly/btRLfd END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11249381994 DTSTART:20100329T134143Z DTEND:20100329T134243Z SUMMARY:Finishing up "From Beyond" (1986). Every Monday morning should start with Lovecraftian-infused-peneal-gland-zombies that are into BDSM. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11249155991 DTSTART:20100329T133635Z DTEND:20100329T133735Z SUMMARY:@artful_username whoever was operating that camera needs to have their hands duct taped. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11245685631 DTSTART:20100329T120843Z DTEND:20100329T120943Z SUMMARY:Yesterday I failed at being awake for more than 3 hours at a time, then fell into a coma and slept for 12 hours. I may have been tired. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11217440904 DTSTART:20100328T230623Z DTEND:20100328T230723Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 it's a quote from a film you know well, but I can't stop thinking about it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11215815170 DTSTART:20100328T222649Z DTEND:20100328T222749Z SUMMARY:This quote: "Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?" It's reverberating in my head. Make it stop. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11160006414 DTSTART:20100327T200847Z DTEND:20100327T200947Z SUMMARY:So....I should really seriously consider getting out of bed.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11151131576 DTSTART:20100327T162801Z DTEND:20100327T162901Z SUMMARY:I like how "getting 8 hours of sleep" is some otherworldly achievement in my pocket universe. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11150963167 DTSTART:20100327T162415Z DTEND:20100327T162515Z SUMMARY:I think I may have been a little tired..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11135412970 DTSTART:20100327T082537Z DTEND:20100327T082637Z SUMMARY:Had a 2 hour talk about science, philosophy, and the origin of everything with the concierge of my apartment. It's THAT kind of night. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11135211159 DTSTART:20100327T081712Z DTEND:20100327T081812Z SUMMARY:I feel I should probably be going to sleep right about now. #imnotmanicatall END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11115292798 DTSTART:20100326T232235Z DTEND:20100326T232335Z SUMMARY:There's so much email flying around about broken shit at the office that they're running down the battery on my goddamn phone. AGAIN. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11115261004 DTSTART:20100326T232148Z DTEND:20100326T232248Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Ah. No, this was not that. As a matter of fact, I feel a short story brewing. I just need more bathroom sillies to add! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11113578499 DTSTART:20100326T224023Z DTEND:20100326T224123Z SUMMARY:@micahpearson That was supposeed to have a "?" at the end. Stupid keyboard. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11113558967 DTSTART:20100326T223955Z DTEND:20100326T224055Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad murh END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11112351671 DTSTART:20100326T221003Z DTEND:20100326T221103Z SUMMARY:@spleeness I should mention that it is a horribly typo-ridden freshman effort that I will still shamelessly accept royalties from. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11112224340 DTSTART:20100326T220653Z DTEND:20100326T220753Z SUMMARY:@spleeness http://bit.ly/aWsPvj END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11112207788 DTSTART:20100326T220628Z DTEND:20100326T220728Z SUMMARY:I just had the most awkward experience with an elderly gentleman in a public bathroom..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11109851066 DTSTART:20100326T210712Z DTEND:20100326T210812Z SUMMARY:@spleeness thank you! That story is SO going into my next book! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11109811638 DTSTART:20100326T210611Z DTEND:20100326T210711Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred also I'm going to this con in May, and all kinds of info on their site (links to resources and such) http://steampunkworldsfair.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11109733915 DTSTART:20100326T210415Z DTEND:20100326T210515Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred Ideas, supplies? @ebertchicago went on a SP binge about a week or so ago. A blog post and a bunch of tweets http://bit.ly/cz8DLu END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11106598159 DTSTART:20100326T194608Z DTEND:20100326T194708Z SUMMARY:Short and sweet #FollowFriday, as I am too damn tired: @h1661n5, @chickgonebad, @ebertchicago, @TeleEroticist , and...let's say @spleeness END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11106471619 DTSTART:20100326T194301Z DTEND:20100326T194401Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred what are you looking for? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11091892884 DTSTART:20100326T143034Z DTEND:20100326T143134Z SUMMARY:Work prep montage music: "Sympathy for the Devil"-Rolling Stones. This closes out the week! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11089042193 DTSTART:20100326T132852Z DTEND:20100326T132952Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 ok. I'm going to be doing software installs all day, so I'll read through it as the progress bars slowly creep across the screen. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11087866391 DTSTART:20100326T130044Z DTEND:20100326T130144Z SUMMARY:"Army of Darkness (1992)-Review | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/98NKYc (via @Apture) #Action #Comedy #Horror? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11087443623 DTSTART:20100326T125003Z DTEND:20100326T125103Z SUMMARY:@clintonyates Napalm. Napalm fixes EVERYTHING. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11087117642 DTSTART:20100326T124130Z DTEND:20100326T124230Z SUMMARY:CHINCHILLAZILLA: the horrifying tale of the radioactive rabid rat-rabbit. In theaters, 2011. No, not really. But wouldn't you pay to see it? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11085347476 DTSTART:20100326T115220Z DTEND:20100326T115320Z SUMMARY:My brain may, in fact, be leaking out of my right nostril. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11048729714 DTSTART:20100325T190909Z DTEND:20100325T191009Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad "You're the disease. I'm the cure." -Cobra END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11047951255 DTSTART:20100325T184930Z DTEND:20100325T185030Z SUMMARY:As a red-blooded American male, I am of course bilingual. I speak English and Stallone. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11041217838 DTSTART:20100325T161126Z DTEND:20100325T161226Z SUMMARY:Due to equipment installs, I'll be working without a suit today and tomorrow. Feel naked, and not in a good way. *grumble* END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11039208143 DTSTART:20100325T152739Z DTEND:20100325T152839Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I think the feature image I chose for your review perfectly captured your point, if I do say so myself: http://bit.ly/9lOHP6 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11038946649 DTSTART:20100325T152157Z DTEND:20100325T152257Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage Music: "Sympathy For The Devil (Neptunes Mix)" by the Rolling Stones. Tomorrow will feature the rockin' original! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11038781939 DTSTART:20100325T151823Z DTEND:20100325T151923Z SUMMARY:"Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2010)  | Cavalcade of Schlock" - http://bit.ly/bQRwju (via @Apture) #action #SciFi END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11005714044 DTSTART:20100324T235630Z DTEND:20100324T235730Z SUMMARY:Here's to YOU, crazy Metro Man! Your ramblings at the failings of society and your bowels are an inspiration to us all! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11001355977 DTSTART:20100324T221842Z DTEND:20100324T221942Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 ...Optimus? Is that Peter Cullen? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/11000487361 DTSTART:20100324T215837Z DTEND:20100324T215937Z SUMMARY:RT @ebertchicago: Guess who's pushing back against the studio mania for 3-D? Cameron and Bay. http://j.mp/boW1S9 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10999755384 DTSTART:20100324T214121Z DTEND:20100324T214221Z SUMMARY:Nope, they didn't market gory '80s horror movies to children AT ALL: http://bit.ly/aPRmeR END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10997009787 DTSTART:20100324T203641Z DTEND:20100324T203741Z SUMMARY:@jmhale08 enjoy your time on the crapper, son. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10996505217 DTSTART:20100324T202432Z DTEND:20100324T202532Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 NEGRO, PLEASE! The biggest hit in the archives is "The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai"- You KNOW who that was, BUDDEH! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10995858783 DTSTART:20100324T200832Z DTEND:20100324T200932Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 when I say "archives," I mean archived reviews. Several of our older reviews are getting traffic all of a sudden. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10995360200 DTSTART:20100324T195617Z DTEND:20100324T195717Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 No. They're getting a lot of love from google and IMDB. I've been doing some things with the keywords that appears to be working. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10994991516 DTSTART:20100324T194705Z DTEND:20100324T194805Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Strangely enough, our archives are generating the rest of the traffic. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10994969472 DTSTART:20100324T194630Z DTEND:20100324T194730Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 You got 46 page views, but 14 unique visitors. I got 24, but 8 uniques. However, people are spending more time on mine than yours. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10994867642 DTSTART:20100324T194357Z DTEND:20100324T194457Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 pageviews are through the roof, but we are coming close to our highest number of unique visitors for the day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10994574046 DTSTART:20100324T193628Z DTEND:20100324T193728Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 to be fair, a good chunk of that was you and I going through and checking the damn article out again and again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10994546637 DTSTART:20100324T193547Z DTEND:20100324T193647Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 We've gotten a LOT of traffic today! But it's 2-1 in favor of Repo Men....PHOOEY! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10993871720 DTSTART:20100324T191831Z DTEND:20100324T191931Z SUMMARY:@artful_username I saw the teaser, not the full one. Thanks for that. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10992395572 DTSTART:20100324T184029Z DTEND:20100324T184129Z SUMMARY:RT @stoicboy: If I were an IT guy, I'd do it to make sure the rest of the company knew who was in control. Me. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10992193012 DTSTART:20100324T183518Z DTEND:20100324T183618Z SUMMARY:Then. WHY. DID. YOU. DO. IT?!? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10992115923 DTSTART:20100324T183320Z DTEND:20100324T183420Z SUMMARY:Everyone I've talked to about this has agreed that it may have been a bad idea to do a data migration on an EMAIL SERVER DURING THE DAY. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10990148832 DTSTART:20100324T174346Z DTEND:20100324T174446Z SUMMARY:IT Rule #25: Data migrations in the middle of the workday = stupid. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10982566691 DTSTART:20100324T145118Z DTEND:20100324T145218Z SUMMARY:Thank you, Stayfree and Hulu, for now making me think of a woman's menstrual cycle whenever I see her jog. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10978409051 DTSTART:20100324T131716Z DTEND:20100324T131816Z SUMMARY:Ok. That's enough work this morning. Time for Bayonetta! http://bit.ly/9j0c0h END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10973854952 DTSTART:20100324T110511Z DTEND:20100324T110611Z SUMMARY:Failing at sleep, and looking through the missed tweets from last night. I follow some damn entertaining folk. @TeleEroticist for one. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10972192344 DTSTART:20100324T100230Z DTEND:20100324T100330Z SUMMARY:Actually. Going back to sleep. It's only 6 fer chrissakes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10972169638 DTSTART:20100324T100138Z DTEND:20100324T100238Z SUMMARY:Ok. So I never quite made it to bed last night, instead sacking out on the couch in the middle of an IM conversation. Nice. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10957936341 DTSTART:20100324T022437Z DTEND:20100324T022537Z SUMMARY:With all the phallic imagery in Stallone's "Cobra", they could easily change the title to "I have an enormous cock, no REALLY!" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10957342088 DTSTART:20100324T021404Z DTEND:20100324T021504Z SUMMARY:Related note: More than a little happy that Sylvester Stallone's Cobra is on Netflix Streaming now. SUCH a stupid movie. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10957103174 DTSTART:20100324T020925Z DTEND:20100324T021025Z SUMMARY:Operation: Stay the Fuck Home-Day two report. So far, has been a complete success. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10950440015 DTSTART:20100323T234429Z DTEND:20100323T234529Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin I'm either right behind, or right ahead of you. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10950125889 DTSTART:20100323T233722Z DTEND:20100323T233822Z SUMMARY:I've written over 7,000 words in content and articles in the last 2 days. Weird thing is there's plenty more where that came from. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10939705375 DTSTART:20100323T191906Z DTEND:20100323T192006Z SUMMARY:An open and well-referenced letter to conservatives: http://bit.ly/cV7EXA END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10938743863 DTSTART:20100323T185414Z DTEND:20100323T185514Z SUMMARY:I kinda love the big goofball that is Joe Biden: http://huff.to/akpoIE, in all fairness-that's a good goddamn microphone. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10937737601 DTSTART:20100323T182749Z DTEND:20100323T182849Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 fuck yeah, we do! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10937648502 DTSTART:20100323T182526Z DTEND:20100323T182626Z SUMMARY:Go figure, the day I'm without a phone is the day the email system blows up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10931792348 DTSTART:20100323T160217Z DTEND:20100323T160317Z SUMMARY:RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use a hyphen to join words together, a dash to separate two words that really don't like each other. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10930293871 DTSTART:20100323T152820Z DTEND:20100323T152920Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage Music (continuing the cover week): Sympathy For The Devil by Guns N' Roses END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10930178449 DTSTART:20100323T152542Z DTEND:20100323T152642Z SUMMARY:Running late! Work-prep montage music coming shortly. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10924249268 DTSTART:20100323T130922Z DTEND:20100323T131022Z SUMMARY:Woot! 7 freakin' hours of sleep! That's a new record for the last few weeks! I know, I know-I'll find more interesting things to talk about. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10905322151 DTSTART:20100323T024615Z DTEND:20100323T024715Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 edits done. Take a look. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10899965401 DTSTART:20100323T005110Z DTEND:20100323T005210Z SUMMARY:@spleeness many are the adventures that occur in Mr. Pearson's neighborhood. Thanks for reading! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10895971830 DTSTART:20100322T232144Z DTEND:20100322T232244Z SUMMARY:@MikeDoughtyYeah Again, Return of the Living Dead (1985) http://bit.ly/12T9pL Glad you're feeling better. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10895597014 DTSTART:20100322T231332Z DTEND:20100322T231432Z SUMMARY:@MikeDoughtyYeah Return of the Living Dead END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10894207221 DTSTART:20100322T224135Z DTEND:20100322T224235Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Did you SEE the stalker story? It's 3,441 words! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10893833459 DTSTART:20100322T223233Z DTEND:20100322T223333Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 see it. I'll do my first pass on it tonight. Now that I've got the St. Patrick's Odyssey in the can, I'll work on my own Repo END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10893424077 DTSTART:20100322T222303Z DTEND:20100322T222403Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 It's not ALL booze. When I set myself on fire at nick's, I was totally sober. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10892461909 DTSTART:20100322T215957Z DTEND:20100322T220057Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad you asked me a question about Saturday: http://bit.ly/bm0w4h END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10892274025 DTSTART:20100322T215515Z DTEND:20100322T215615Z SUMMARY:New blog post: Fear and Loathing in Silver Spring (A... http://www.micahpearson.com/subwayjockey/2010/03/stalkersaga/ #StPatricksDay #Creepy END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10892122836 DTSTART:20100322T215125Z DTEND:20100322T215225Z SUMMARY:Seriously, 3400 words? DAYAMN... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10888591716 DTSTART:20100322T201034Z DTEND:20100322T201134Z SUMMARY:Woo, Lightning! I really want to run outside and shout "SHAZAM!"....somehow I doubt I'd get superpowers though. *sigh* #INeverGetSuperpowers END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10884423706 DTSTART:20100322T182332Z DTEND:20100322T182432Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I think it exemplified why newspapers are failing, personally. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10882790422 DTSTART:20100322T174334Z DTEND:20100322T174434Z SUMMARY:RE: I didn't mean to 'like' that. While I LOVE "The Shadow" like nobody's business, you can't argue that it's a high-q… http://disq.us/dkj4n END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10882468345 DTSTART:20100322T173552Z DTEND:20100322T173652Z SUMMARY:Overheard flawed logic in the Cafeteria: "Strong opinions from someone who hasn't lived that long are always suspect." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10877400935 DTSTART:20100322T154004Z DTEND:20100322T154104Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 And for a while I was wondering why you were talking to @artful_username about Call of Duty. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10877347530 DTSTART:20100322T153852Z DTEND:20100322T153952Z SUMMARY:@artful_username @artful_username There is only one Dune movie to me. Thank you David Lynch. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10874182225 DTSTART:20100322T142820Z DTEND:20100322T142920Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage cover week starts with "Sympathy for the Devil" by Jane's Addiction. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10873552962 DTSTART:20100322T141404Z DTEND:20100322T141504Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 is that a "flipping" bird? Or is it the word. Ba-ba-ba-bird bird bird, bird is the word! @artful_username END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10873276884 DTSTART:20100322T140746Z DTEND:20100322T140846Z SUMMARY:@artful_username @h1661n5 "Today"? ;-) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10820649523 DTSTART:20100321T133438Z DTEND:20100321T133538Z SUMMARY:yarrrrrrrgggroan...The dead have risen again. At some point I'll elaborate on last night. First, caffeine. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10810715923 DTSTART:20100321T065234Z DTEND:20100321T065334Z SUMMARY:Next time I have doubts to my quality as a human being, remind me of this fucking night. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10778281472 DTSTART:20100320T155720Z DTEND:20100320T155820Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Now you know how House feels. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10776400638 DTSTART:20100320T151252Z DTEND:20100320T151352Z SUMMARY:I wish I could yell so loud that it echoes in outer space. That is all. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10776349636 DTSTART:20100320T151140Z DTEND:20100320T151240Z SUMMARY:@artful_username http://bit.ly/cFGgAF END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10776169711 DTSTART:20100320T150722Z DTEND:20100320T150822Z SUMMARY:@artful_username To the last, I will grapple with thee...from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775984567 DTSTART:20100320T150302Z DTEND:20100320T150402Z SUMMARY:@artful_username :p END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775975506 DTSTART:20100320T150249Z DTEND:20100320T150349Z SUMMARY:@artful_username it may not look like it, but I have built-in sunscreen. I still have enough black in me to hang outside for a couple hours! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775838879 DTSTART:20100320T145953Z DTEND:20100320T150053Z SUMMARY:Not that I am unhappy. Far from it! I just don't do chipper in the morning. Well, maybe a wood chipper. You know, for the morning people. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775791954 DTSTART:20100320T145844Z DTEND:20100320T145944Z SUMMARY:Anyhow, this is all predicated on me getting out of bed and getting in the shower. I will not be singing, because I am not chipper. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775743422 DTSTART:20100320T145733Z DTEND:20100320T145833Z SUMMARY:@artful_username since we will be at nicks, I will suggest we play out on his deck. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775712993 DTSTART:20100320T145648Z DTEND:20100320T145748Z SUMMARY:I am going out partying tonight though. With different friends. Yes, I have more than 5 friends, Mom. No, not ALL of them are imaginary! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10775658297 DTSTART:20100320T145527Z DTEND:20100320T145627Z SUMMARY:It's a lovely day! I think I shall spend it with my friends. Inside. Playing DnD4E. Sometimes I wonder how I have sex as often as I do. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10773575567 DTSTART:20100320T140232Z DTEND:20100320T140332Z SUMMARY:You know that chipper person who sings in the shower in the morning? Yeah, I want to stab that person. Good morning world. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10767508604 DTSTART:20100320T102739Z DTEND:20100320T102839Z SUMMARY:#6wordstory "Exhausted, yet sleepless in nation's capital." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10765598705 DTSTART:20100320T090022Z DTEND:20100320T090122Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad ribbiting rabbits riotously rampaging rigorous rumps. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10765444651 DTSTART:20100320T085335Z DTEND:20100320T085435Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Not quite. Though the sleep bunnies are currently rabbiting in my skull. I shall hopefully pass out soon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10763128890 DTSTART:20100320T071525Z DTEND:20100320T071625Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad nope. And I made the mistake of opening the door to cool the place off. The pollen is driving my allergies insane. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10763045671 DTSTART:20100320T071207Z DTEND:20100320T071307Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad true dat END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10762928245 DTSTART:20100320T070722Z DTEND:20100320T070822Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad what the heck is going on? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10762616291 DTSTART:20100320T065522Z DTEND:20100320T065622Z SUMMARY:I feel rather desceptively well-tested. Which means I'm going to crash in 3 or 4 hours. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10762229812 DTSTART:20100320T064010Z DTEND:20100320T064110Z SUMMARY:As badly as I needed sleep, are you kidding me with this? Waking up at 2 freakin' thirty? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10752490462 DTSTART:20100320T020433Z DTEND:20100320T020533Z SUMMARY:Late #ff and #followfriday: friends-@h1661n5, @chickgonebad. Other interesting sores (oops, 'sorts'): @ebertchicago, @rkaufman END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10752322902 DTSTART:20100320T020033Z DTEND:20100320T020133Z SUMMARY:Justifiably Kingly Libations, Mojitos Nearly Orgasm Palettes. Quenching Rigorously Synergistic Thirsts Using Vital Yearnings. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10721753592 DTSTART:20100319T131846Z DTEND:20100319T131946Z SUMMARY:Really needed more than 4 hours. But It will have to do. Time to be a superhero. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10710562199 DTSTART:20100319T063135Z DTEND:20100319T063235Z SUMMARY:Oh wait...NOW I FEEL THE CAFFEINE? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10710463809 DTSTART:20100319T062752Z DTEND:20100319T062852Z SUMMARY:So. Very. TIRED. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10691972763 DTSTART:20100318T221554Z DTEND:20100318T221654Z SUMMARY:If Repo Men (2010) does nothing else, it will provide ample free advertising for the movie it rips off: Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10691271068 DTSTART:20100318T215732Z DTEND:20100318T215832Z SUMMARY:@ebertchicago how does it compare to Repo: The Genetic Opera, which seems to have the same basic concept. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10690334170 DTSTART:20100318T213245Z DTEND:20100318T213345Z SUMMARY:My body is a roadmap of pain..... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10674151370 DTSTART:20100318T144457Z DTEND:20100318T144557Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I danced, I drank, I partied. You know, the usual. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10671613957 DTSTART:20100318T134632Z DTEND:20100318T134732Z SUMMARY:You know it was a fun night out when the first thing you say when you wake up is "oh dear GOD." END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10657644024 DTSTART:20100318T053138Z DTEND:20100318T053238Z SUMMARY:For the record: I am NOT going to feel well today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10657597204 DTSTART:20100318T053007Z DTEND:20100318T053107Z SUMMARY:To the doubters: I made it home....eventually! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10638519270 DTSTART:20100317T210206Z DTEND:20100317T210306Z SUMMARY:@zudacomics Jameson irish whiskey bottle, and a straw. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10636170720 DTSTART:20100317T195834Z DTEND:20100317T195934Z SUMMARY:Woot! 3.5.8 Installed on my machine and I can print again! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10636059676 DTSTART:20100317T195526Z DTEND:20100317T195626Z SUMMARY:@BRIANMBENDIS I SAW THAT MOVIE! I mean "Troll 2," of course. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10636009268 DTSTART:20100317T195400Z DTEND:20100317T195500Z SUMMARY:Downloading 3.5.8. Going to attempt a rollback. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10635415974 DTSTART:20100317T193743Z DTEND:20100317T193843Z SUMMARY:@kriscoronado CONGRATS! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10632754007 DTSTART:20100317T182221Z DTEND:20100317T182321Z SUMMARY:words really can't express how much of a piece of shit firefox 3.6 is. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10631498636 DTSTART:20100317T174508Z DTEND:20100317T174608Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Life totally isn't worth it if you don't stop and laugh at the little things END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10628041030 DTSTART:20100317T161039Z DTEND:20100317T161139Z SUMMARY:Remember kiddies, if you absolutely MUST drive drunk today, be sure to use the sidewalk-that's what it's there for. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10622126205 DTSTART:20100317T134933Z DTEND:20100317T135033Z SUMMARY:RT @chickgonebad: RT @DRUNKHULK TODAY CINCO DE MAYO FOR IRISH! ALSO DAY WHEN ALL PEOPLES PRETEND THEY IRISH! AND MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10621486900 DTSTART:20100317T133351Z DTEND:20100317T133451Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 YES! I think you should be Hunter S. Thompson for Halloween. Or any other day of the goddamn year! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10621358422 DTSTART:20100317T133041Z DTEND:20100317T133141Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 you need a cigarette holder and a paisley shirt. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE FOR US WITHOUT THESE THINGS! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10621278300 DTSTART:20100317T132846Z DTEND:20100317T132946Z SUMMARY:I don't know why I'm thinking of Hunter S. Thompson this morning. But wherever you are Mr. T, I hope your drug kit is full and sterilized! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10621200488 DTSTART:20100317T132648Z DTEND:20100317T132748Z SUMMARY:To be fair, Thompson was a drug addict and complete nutball. But damn, he had style! I would love to have seen a Thompson Vs. Beck debate. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10621067393 DTSTART:20100317T132327Z DTEND:20100317T132427Z SUMMARY:Hunter S. Thompson was a "Gonzo" Journalist. His descendants, the current celebrity-obsessed-ignoring-real-news media? Gyno Journalists. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10620609834 DTSTART:20100317T131156Z DTEND:20100317T131256Z SUMMARY:And yes, I capitalized "Vagina." For to me, it is a proper name, deserving of the full respect of nomenclature. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10620532278 DTSTART:20100317T130958Z DTEND:20100317T131058Z SUMMARY:To make it grammatically correct: Rielle Hunter, the lunatic Vagina into which John Edwards slid his sleazy peazy. Lest I get complaints. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10620093179 DTSTART:20100317T125848Z DTEND:20100317T125948Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 By the way, I am proud of that last sentence. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10619628391 DTSTART:20100317T124615Z DTEND:20100317T124715Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Because I hate myself, I read 3 articles about Rielle Hunter. Not a single one was without typo or just plain failures at English. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10619574777 DTSTART:20100317T124448Z DTEND:20100317T124548Z SUMMARY:Work Prep Montage: "Drunken Lullabies" by Flogging Molly is too on the nose. Instead I'm going to go with "The Nipple Song" by Alan O'Rourke END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10618993811 DTSTART:20100317T122826Z DTEND:20100317T122926Z SUMMARY:Celebrity journalism saddens me. It exemplifies a pointless obsession and it's frequently as well-written as your average text message. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10606500532 DTSTART:20100317T044853Z DTEND:20100317T044953Z SUMMARY:did something very strange and unusual tonight: I RELAXED. Thought I'd forgotten how. Oh well, goodnight hobnoblers! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10596705683 DTSTART:20100317T005349Z DTEND:20100317T005449Z SUMMARY:It is nice out, and I'm not yet ready to end this day. I think I shall stroll the streets of silver spring. Maybe make a few calls... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10595433294 DTSTART:20100317T002337Z DTEND:20100317T002437Z SUMMARY:It is admittedly cool that the nighttime help desk manager at the Post is a big B movie fan. He's now been introduced to the Cavalcade. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10583223927 DTSTART:20100316T191046Z DTEND:20100316T191146Z SUMMARY:Dear Rackspace and Google, You know what'd be awesome? Technical white papers that give an IT manager freakin SPECIFICS about your services. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10583123207 DTSTART:20100316T190758Z DTEND:20100316T190858Z SUMMARY:Firefox 3.6 is about as stable as my last Girlfriend. Which is to say, not. It's crashing every time I print something! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10578082734 DTSTART:20100316T165545Z DTEND:20100316T165645Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred nope, but I have (so far) always been able to tell the difference. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10575886313 DTSTART:20100316T160107Z DTEND:20100316T160207Z SUMMARY:@artful_username suffice to say: I wasn't always a good guy. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10575856940 DTSTART:20100316T160027Z DTEND:20100316T160127Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad that's because you don't know the situation, and @artful_username-I hope you never find out. It's old history, biting back. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10575462711 DTSTART:20100316T155050Z DTEND:20100316T155150Z SUMMARY:What I want most out of life: one day where I don't feel guilty anymore. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10573410447 DTSTART:20100316T150016Z DTEND:20100316T150116Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad indeed END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10572898126 DTSTART:20100316T144747Z DTEND:20100316T144847Z SUMMARY:Today's Work Prep Montage: Around The World vs. Bust A Move by Daft Punk Vs. Young MC...Why not? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10572454936 DTSTART:20100316T143644Z DTEND:20100316T143744Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I happened to import the database to the new server JUST AFTER you loaded G.I. Joe. So I caught that. Hold off on modifying though. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10571675348 DTSTART:20100316T141753Z DTEND:20100316T141853Z SUMMARY:Best thing this month: The cavalcade outgrew our old servers, traffic-wise. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10571393410 DTSTART:20100316T141100Z DTEND:20100316T141200Z SUMMARY:@andycaster I still have it, but I only check it once a day to get the little number to go away. Hey, that rhymes! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10568619199 DTSTART:20100316T130057Z DTEND:20100316T130157Z SUMMARY:Since the only "Buzzes" I get on Google Buzz are tweets that I get a lot faster by following on Twitter. Can we call it a failure yet? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10556338347 DTSTART:20100316T053256Z DTEND:20100316T053356Z SUMMARY:If anyone was wondering, backing up a massive website to transfer it to a new server is EXACTLY as much fun as it sounds :-/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10556310514 DTSTART:20100316T053205Z DTEND:20100316T053305Z SUMMARY:@RachelTrue dive into random silliness for a day or two. That's the other half of twitter. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10534006096 DTSTART:20100315T203756Z DTEND:20100315T203856Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy figured that out on my own. It conveys the information that you're trying to. I'd be interested to see how it plays out in final. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10533807405 DTSTART:20100315T203237Z DTEND:20100315T203337Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy last link didn't work END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10533495633 DTSTART:20100315T202418Z DTEND:20100315T202518Z SUMMARY:@artful_username The Butler took it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10531800920 DTSTART:20100315T193839Z DTEND:20100315T193939Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt Ink let me down. I mean, it had such potential and is damn close to being completely great. But the script falls apart. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10531469459 DTSTART:20100315T192944Z DTEND:20100315T193044Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Dead Snow END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10531460407 DTSTART:20100315T192929Z DTEND:20100315T193029Z SUMMARY:RE: @shortformblog After reading that article, I have to say that woman is not only living in a fantasy world, s… http://tinyurl.com/yagkowc END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10531321103 DTSTART:20100315T192537Z DTEND:20100315T192637Z SUMMARY:I actually got a fortune in yesterday's dinner that said "The fortune you are looking for is in another cookie." Yay for Mario references! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10522988848 DTSTART:20100315T155022Z DTEND:20100315T155122Z SUMMARY:@clintonyates Ok. For the first time, I'm actually embarrassed by our organization. #Iamnotmakingthisup END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10518685182 DTSTART:20100315T140429Z DTEND:20100315T140529Z SUMMARY:Considering how late I slept in, I should be a lot more rested. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498683465 DTSTART:20100315T025238Z DTEND:20100315T025338Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 oops, that was supposed to go to you. The best was Goldeneye, hands-down. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498620744 DTSTART:20100315T025103Z DTEND:20100315T025203Z SUMMARY:@micahpearson @ebertchicago Die Another Day could have been the best Brosnan Bond movie if it weren't for Madonna's cameo and that damn wave END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498533754 DTSTART:20100315T024849Z DTEND:20100315T024949Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 http://bit.ly/90Dste in this video at 1:11, they did a CG eye swap so they'd be open and not flinch. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498354321 DTSTART:20100315T024417Z DTEND:20100315T024517Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 shooting on Digital actually makes such tasks easier, and more effective. Look to Robert Rodriguez for examples. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498319966 DTSTART:20100315T024324Z DTEND:20100315T024424Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I've even seen minor additions work, such as when they remap actors lower faces to match their lip movements to new dialog. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498150287 DTSTART:20100315T023902Z DTEND:20100315T024002Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @ebertchicago not that I disagree that a Jaws remake would suck.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10498109890 DTSTART:20100315T023801Z DTEND:20100315T023901Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 @ebertchicago There's a LOT of CG stuff done that you never catch, especially on TV. Wire removal, makeup fixes, color timing, etc. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10492660476 DTSTART:20100315T002346Z DTEND:20100315T002446Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/18nk0j - You know you want these steampunk shoes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10492086949 DTSTART:20100315T000915Z DTEND:20100315T001015Z SUMMARY:Coolest. Thing. EVER. RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/18ngz1 - You know you want it. The steampunk earpiece for iPod. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10489160859 DTSTART:20100314T225527Z DTEND:20100314T225627Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Hangovers and grumbly stomachs! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10488718645 DTSTART:20100314T224354Z DTEND:20100314T224454Z SUMMARY:I have successfully gotten out of bed, called the local Chinese place for a delivery, gotten OJ, and returned to bed. #hangover END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10482036169 DTSTART:20100314T194539Z DTEND:20100314T194639Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I believe you. Now I am working on telekinetically bringing food to me. No results yet. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10481214866 DTSTART:20100314T192337Z DTEND:20100314T192437Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin I have yet to move from my bed. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10481208172 DTSTART:20100314T192326Z DTEND:20100314T192426Z SUMMARY:One of the joys of the Cavalcade for me is designing the many event posters. Here's the latest in much higher res http://twitpic.com/18lr4w END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10480389237 DTSTART:20100314T190216Z DTEND:20100314T190316Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad nope! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10479060645 DTSTART:20100314T182634Z DTEND:20100314T182734Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt Liar! I'm not like any other man you've met,for I am Micah:the mightiest man there ever was who can't get out of bed right now. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10478287190 DTSTART:20100314T180513Z DTEND:20100314T180613Z SUMMARY:But I'm kinda hungry. And there's no food here. Somebody come over and bring me food so I don't have to get out of bed! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10478263385 DTSTART:20100314T180434Z DTEND:20100314T180534Z SUMMARY:God. It's 2 already. I should probably get out of bed.... But it's so easy to be productive with the laptop on my chest! #hungover END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10474810893 DTSTART:20100314T162245Z DTEND:20100314T162345Z SUMMARY:Oh. My. GOD....They're making a Lost Boys 3? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10473302961 DTSTART:20100314T153705Z DTEND:20100314T153805Z SUMMARY:The old saw, "don't ever send a proof you don't like to a customer, because that's the one they'll use" is biting me in the ass today. Damn. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10433095280 DTSTART:20100313T183335Z DTEND:20100313T183435Z SUMMARY:Awesome gift is two-fold. First, I get the sweet mug, second: BUBBLE WRAP! http://twitpic.com/18d14u END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10432023342 DTSTART:20100313T180424Z DTEND:20100313T180524Z SUMMARY:Whomever got me the "Space Bastard" coffee mug, your name got clipped off the card (but I have an idea). You are awesome, thank you! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10428578362 DTSTART:20100313T163438Z DTEND:20100313T163538Z SUMMARY:Good morning sucktastic weather, thank you for encouraging me to catch up on my work. But first: Pho! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10412053548 DTSTART:20100313T070118Z DTEND:20100313T070218Z SUMMARY:New blog post: Rock the Bells END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10395805857 DTSTART:20100312T233847Z DTEND:20100312T233947Z SUMMARY:I'm running dangerously close to being bored tonight. I know I should sleep, but....fuck that! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10395737200 DTSTART:20100312T233700Z DTEND:20100312T233800Z SUMMARY:@artful_username short answer: no END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10393633565 DTSTART:20100312T224306Z DTEND:20100312T224406Z SUMMARY:Back to XM I go.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10393578707 DTSTART:20100312T224139Z DTEND:20100312T224239Z SUMMARY:I wonder if KYS, PGC, and 99.5 actually listen to each other. More than once on my ride home, they've all been playing the same song. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10387690029 DTSTART:20100312T200529Z DTEND:20100312T200629Z SUMMARY:Sweet goddess of caffeine! I can actually FEEL it leeching into my brain,infusing the cells with the energy! Shame it won't last.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10387388351 DTSTART:20100312T195734Z DTEND:20100312T195834Z SUMMARY:And just like that, I am very tired and ill-tempered. Don't think I slept too well last...this morning. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10377961683 DTSTART:20100312T160147Z DTEND:20100312T160247Z SUMMARY:Caveat: RT @crandamaniac: That's only true if it's a pluaralized family name. Otherwise it's Charles's Cat (or you can do Charles' Cat) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10377924131 DTSTART:20100312T160056Z DTEND:20100312T160156Z SUMMARY:@crandamaniac yes, but you would NEVER do "Mill's cat" if the name is "Mills" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10377228807 DTSTART:20100312T154454Z DTEND:20100312T154554Z SUMMARY:Writers, remember that if a person's name ends in "S" and you are marking possessives, the apostrophe goes on the OUTSIDE: "Mills' cat" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10376644037 DTSTART:20100312T153113Z DTEND:20100312T153213Z SUMMARY:Probably should mention that it's not the most work-safe video on the planet, either. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10376602880 DTSTART:20100312T153017Z DTEND:20100312T153117Z SUMMARY:Equal parts Tarantino, John Waters, and Russ Meyer-Lady Gaga's video for 'Telephone' is a fascinating bit of surrealism http://bit.ly/9e9qkZ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10376395004 DTSTART:20100312T152529Z DTEND:20100312T152629Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad fair enough. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10376008367 DTSTART:20100312T151623Z DTEND:20100312T151723Z SUMMARY:I'm noticing a trend in the fact that the majority of my friends were born after my parents gave me my first video game system. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10374819242 DTSTART:20100312T144832Z DTEND:20100312T144932Z SUMMARY:Because it very much reminds me of my Freshman year of college, today's Montage music is "S.W.A.G." by The Quemists: http://bit.ly/bPAfHD END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10374055947 DTSTART:20100312T143022Z DTEND:20100312T143122Z SUMMARY:Bethesda's Brink is an interesting looking little shooter. Graphically nice, though I'm not a fan of the art style: http://bit.ly/dzWeDp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10374022926 DTSTART:20100312T142937Z DTEND:20100312T143037Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 CIA Agent: Yes. Everything else: Not sure yet. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10373704699 DTSTART:20100312T142152Z DTEND:20100312T142252Z SUMMARY:Alpha Protocol, one of my most anticipated games of 2010 is showing a distinct lack of polish with a little over 2 months until release. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10366316067 DTSTART:20100312T103126Z DTEND:20100312T103226Z SUMMARY:Wel THAT...was very little sleep. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10331905623 DTSTART:20100311T173339Z DTEND:20100311T173439Z SUMMARY:@artful_username YOU CAN DO EEEEEEEEET! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10324345836 DTSTART:20100311T143221Z DTEND:20100311T143321Z SUMMARY:Today's montage music: "Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City vs. How Do U Want It" by Bobby "Blue" Bland vs. 2Pac. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323968936 DTSTART:20100311T142305Z DTEND:20100311T142405Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt ok. Now that I've heard it, the sisters of mercy version sounds exactly like the version in the film. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323813423 DTSTART:20100311T141912Z DTEND:20100311T142012Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 granted: Sam Worthington is Australian (born in england), so it could be simply that regs require all soldiers to speak 'merican. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323709285 DTSTART:20100311T141636Z DTEND:20100311T141736Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 oops, used the wrong account there. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323435962 DTSTART:20100311T140945Z DTEND:20100311T141045Z SUMMARY:I'm thinking of doing a work prep montage week where I do the same song with five different covers. I need a song that wont get irritating. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323400616 DTSTART:20100311T140850Z DTEND:20100311T140950Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 You say "draft," I say "clone and conscript." We will have mastered human cloning long before interstellar travel. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323295319 DTSTART:20100311T140609Z DTEND:20100311T140709Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 All the ones we saw were END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10323136947 DTSTART:20100311T140211Z DTEND:20100311T140311Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Yes, but in the future, all corporate mercs will be American. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10315138355 DTSTART:20100311T093238Z DTEND:20100311T093338Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt ooooh Evil Lynn...seksi. Anybody wants to dress up like her for me....I'd gladly do somethingorothernerdnaughtymumblemumble! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10314724596 DTSTART:20100311T091507Z DTEND:20100311T091607Z SUMMARY:Well crap. I'm awake. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10275119430 DTSTART:20100310T151227Z DTEND:20100310T151327Z SUMMARY:Disturbed by the fact that Hulu has a birth control ad on during children's programming? I mean, teach 'em young, but during HE-MAN? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10272554067 DTSTART:20100310T141123Z DTEND:20100310T141223Z SUMMARY:Montage music: "Cry little sister" by Gerard McMann. Diving back into "The Lost Boys" because of today's news. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10271727864 DTSTART:20100310T135102Z DTEND:20100310T135202Z SUMMARY:RT @chickgonebad: corey haim, age 38, found dead of apparent overdose END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10271620016 DTSTART:20100310T134813Z DTEND:20100310T134913Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad not terribly surprising. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10248464913 DTSTART:20100310T012808Z DTEND:20100310T012908Z SUMMARY:RT @MikeDoughty"Yeah I find the Toyota Yaris rather sexy."-I always want to grab a needle and pop it like a balloon. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10232999237 DTSTART:20100309T185305Z DTEND:20100309T185405Z SUMMARY:RT @ebertchicago: Compelling reason to support health care: If it passes, Rush says he will move to Costa Rica. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10232949296 DTSTART:20100309T185139Z DTEND:20100309T185239Z SUMMARY:So I can't take full advantage of having XM until I figure out exactly HOW I'm getting it in the first place. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10226183459 DTSTART:20100309T155700Z DTEND:20100309T155800Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt horaaaay Aeon Flux! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10225416775 DTSTART:20100309T153750Z DTEND:20100309T153850Z SUMMARY:@nathanmart but may we caress them? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10225270558 DTSTART:20100309T153416Z DTEND:20100309T153516Z SUMMARY:Why HELLO there, bleeding scalp laceration! It's been awhile! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10223870408 DTSTART:20100309T145950Z DTEND:20100309T150050Z SUMMARY:@micahpearson I see it, you left off the "micahpearson" of "@micahpearson" :p I'll add the votes. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10223836083 DTSTART:20100309T145858Z DTEND:20100309T145958Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin didn't get a reply...I'll look through your timeline. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10223489135 DTSTART:20100309T145007Z DTEND:20100309T145107Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin also, dig back through your feed and look for my reply about the poll results. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10223476683 DTSTART:20100309T144948Z DTEND:20100309T145048Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin that's only a good thing if yer gonna EAT THEM! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10223346928 DTSTART:20100309T144630Z DTEND:20100309T144730Z SUMMARY:Today's work prep montage music: Lady Venom by Swollen Members. Ms. Castillo knows why: http://bit.ly/bgZnRp END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10218069340 DTSTART:20100309T121923Z DTEND:20100309T122023Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos Gamer (2009) http://bit.ly/bUOHtX #Action END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10213576817 DTSTART:20100309T092557Z DTEND:20100309T092657Z SUMMARY:Well. THIS is an early time to wake up. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/10203400301 DTSTART:20100309T033018Z DTEND:20100309T033118Z SUMMARY:@KateOlesin If so, tell me what you're down for, and I'll add it to the tally manually. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9336173307 DTSTART:20100219T141756Z DTEND:20100219T141856Z SUMMARY:Today's prep montage is to "Spartacus" by Aram Khachaturian. I'm seeing it tonight, and thought I would immerse myself early. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9330576845 DTSTART:20100219T112836Z DTEND:20100219T112936Z SUMMARY:Kind of hard to catch up on sleep when a client sends you a text message at 6:15 in the freakin' morning. Not. Happy. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9310617785 DTSTART:20100219T005424Z DTEND:20100219T005524Z SUMMARY:So tired.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9305846746 DTSTART:20100218T230133Z DTEND:20100218T230233Z SUMMARY:@ChangeAg3nt yeah, but now you have documented proof! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9301540950 DTSTART:20100218T211802Z DTEND:20100218T211902Z SUMMARY:With 5 of the top 20 'Most Miserable' cities according to Forbes, including the "winner", Ohio kinda sucks right now http://bit.ly/aWrdy8 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9298363412 DTSTART:20100218T195427Z DTEND:20100218T195527Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2010) http://bit.ly/adOmH0 #Horror #Comedy #Slamdance #Monster END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9294899637 DTSTART:20100218T182258Z DTEND:20100218T182358Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 people die every day. So...yeah. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9291239404 DTSTART:20100218T165032Z DTEND:20100218T165132Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad See, I would have gone with "Long Pork: The Other White Meat" END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9289991259 DTSTART:20100218T162022Z DTEND:20100218T162122Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad because every Donner Dinner Party is Bring Your Own Meat.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9289784228 DTSTART:20100218T161525Z DTEND:20100218T161625Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad I want to know how they managed to make it through the snowpocalypse without freezing to death in their urine-soaked diapers. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9289534669 DTSTART:20100218T160923Z DTEND:20100218T161023Z SUMMARY:@stoicboy let that be a lesson to you: NEVER take the bus! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9289468983 DTSTART:20100218T160747Z DTEND:20100218T160847Z SUMMARY:There are a not inconsiderable number of REALLY stupid people on the road today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9284783515 DTSTART:20100218T141300Z DTEND:20100218T141400Z SUMMARY:Today's montage music: Every Day is Exactly the Same-Nine Inch Nails. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9284048076 DTSTART:20100218T135319Z DTEND:20100218T135419Z SUMMARY:Testing an idea... http://twitpic.com/13xrvx END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9282763033 DTSTART:20100218T131557Z DTEND:20100218T131657Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos: New post: Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis (2004) http://bit.ly/cjnFdU #Comedy #Horror #Ninjas #Zombies END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9257606074 DTSTART:20100217T235204Z DTEND:20100217T235304Z SUMMARY:@Fauxred for random declarations today, that takes the cake. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9248841707 DTSTART:20100217T200416Z DTEND:20100217T200516Z SUMMARY:Words fail me: http://bit.ly/dxzhBw END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9244643761 DTSTART:20100217T181353Z DTEND:20100217T181453Z SUMMARY:First time in over 10 days I've actually sat behind my desk. Feels weird. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9240114206 DTSTART:20100217T161817Z DTEND:20100217T161917Z SUMMARY:Today's Montage music: "Mack the Knife" by Bobby Darin. Thanks for the suggestion, Tony. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9235474866 DTSTART:20100217T142355Z DTEND:20100217T142455Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos Push (2009) http://bit.ly/9br3cp #Action #SciFi #Movies #Psychic END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9234888963 DTSTART:20100217T140836Z DTEND:20100217T140936Z SUMMARY:@crandamaniac your meth-amphetamines wore off. Time for a boost. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9233795701 DTSTART:20100217T133836Z DTEND:20100217T133936Z SUMMARY:Groaaan. I feel like Zeus just commanded me to rise from my grave and rescue his daughter. http://bit.ly/98kk2r END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9212696784 DTSTART:20100217T014229Z DTEND:20100217T014329Z SUMMARY:My porn = hot Asian space marine with a sniper rifle http://bit.ly/bxOWJU END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9211724282 DTSTART:20100217T011836Z DTEND:20100217T011936Z SUMMARY:Finally home! MAN, what a CRAPPY drive that was! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9208538035 DTSTART:20100216T235612Z DTEND:20100216T235712Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad grumble.... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9208364051 DTSTART:20100216T235141Z DTEND:20100216T235241Z SUMMARY:So traffic is fucked all around the beltway because snow plows waited until RUSH HOUR to start clearing shit?!? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9203075154 DTSTART:20100216T213608Z DTEND:20100216T213708Z SUMMARY:Dear Wash Post HR: I have no children, so asking me the middle name of my youngest is not a good security question. Let me see my paystubs! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9191853259 DTSTART:20100216T164053Z DTEND:20100216T164153Z SUMMARY:Today's work prep montage music: Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton. It's a Portal kinda day. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9185275432 DTSTART:20100216T134809Z DTEND:20100216T134909Z SUMMARY:Oh, I forgot: Phantom of the Opera (2004) and Mary Reilly (1996). The latter being the Gothic romance version of Jekyll and Hyde. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9185222009 DTSTART:20100216T134632Z DTEND:20100216T134732Z SUMMARY:The Fly (1986), Dracula (1992), Frankenstein (1994), Godzilla (1998), The Mummy (1999) King Kong (2005), The Wolfman (2010), CBL (2011) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9185110838 DTSTART:20100216T134311Z DTEND:20100216T134411Z SUMMARY:With the 2011 remake of Creature from the Black Lagoon, I think Hollywood has run out of classic monster remakes... #MonsterVision END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9184911968 DTSTART:20100216T133703Z DTEND:20100216T133803Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 Razor Blade Smile (1998) is finally up. http://bit.ly/bTUSss #horror #vampires END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9179273604 DTSTART:20100216T095552Z DTEND:20100216T095652Z SUMMARY:Well THIS is a bit early in the morning to be awake... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9150879830 DTSTART:20100215T183454Z DTEND:20100215T183554Z SUMMARY:Since I have the afternoon. I think I'm going to go buy a new suit-then later see "Up In the Air" @ White Flint. Afternoon set. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9150134649 DTSTART:20100215T181351Z DTEND:20100215T181451Z SUMMARY:@artful_username never know until you try... END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9149325415 DTSTART:20100215T175107Z DTEND:20100215T175207Z SUMMARY:@artful_username a friend is writing a paranormal erotic novel for publication, and decided expand my horizens. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9149051955 DTSTART:20100215T174323Z DTEND:20100215T174423Z SUMMARY:I dunno why I'm so surprised to find out there's a whole subsection of erotic fiction dedicated to Merfolk. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9145612554 DTSTART:20100215T160807Z DTEND:20100215T160907Z SUMMARY:So I totally just came into the office on my day off. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9141807195 DTSTART:20100215T142446Z DTEND:20100215T142546Z SUMMARY:Today's work prep montage music: Cherry's Dance of Death by Chingon on Grindhouse OST. After a full week out of the office, I need the kick. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9140655597 DTSTART:20100215T135104Z DTEND:20100215T135204Z SUMMARY:Grunt END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9072383278 DTSTART:20100213T222008Z DTEND:20100213T222108Z SUMMARY:For every project on which I work, there is a critical point where it actually becomes interesting enough for me to obsess with it. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9067144645 DTSTART:20100213T192518Z DTEND:20100213T192618Z SUMMARY:RT @cavalcadeos: New post: The Wolfman (2010) http://bit.ly/aPx1bh #horror #wolfman #werewolves END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9053064707 DTSTART:20100213T120251Z DTEND:20100213T120351Z SUMMARY:Good lord margarita, you tasty tequila-infused bits of slurpee goodness, why must you be such a cruel mistress the following morning? END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9013762033 DTSTART:20100212T154833Z DTEND:20100212T154933Z SUMMARY:@artful_username date got moved to lunch today and something tomorrow, so if you wanna double for tonight, I should be available. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9012994355 DTSTART:20100212T153011Z DTEND:20100212T153111Z SUMMARY:WOOT! Enterprise will be here in 30! IMMA GONNA BE MOBILE AGAIN! WEEEEEEE! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9012187942 DTSTART:20100212T151053Z DTEND:20100212T151153Z SUMMARY:Due to strange laundry mishap, totally rocking missmatched socks. http://twitpic.com/12s3za END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9011669197 DTSTART:20100212T145831Z DTEND:20100212T145931Z SUMMARY:"No one can see me in my dreams as I explore my inner spaceship, passing through the gates of time"-#RandomSongLyric END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9011625635 DTSTART:20100212T145726Z DTEND:20100212T145826Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Even #WMATA isn't calling full service today END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9010858080 DTSTART:20100212T143800Z DTEND:20100212T143900Z SUMMARY:It's been awhile, but today's work prep montage music? "A New Beginning" by 26. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/9008000768 DTSTART:20100212T131852Z DTEND:20100212T131952Z SUMMARY:Alright. I'm awake. Let's see if I can't get myself a damn car today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8987150863 DTSTART:20100212T011830Z DTEND:20100212T011930Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 you're a little kid in this show, too! :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8986166756 DTSTART:20100212T005314Z DTEND:20100212T005414Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 HEY! In Roughnecks, there's a Military journalist named HIGGINS in the unit! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8986097847 DTSTART:20100212T005123Z DTEND:20100212T005223Z SUMMARY:Yay, Roughnecks on netflix streaming! A show 1000 times better than the shit movie it's on which it's based (Starship Troopers<--Blech) END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8985563808 DTSTART:20100212T003717Z DTEND:20100212T003817Z SUMMARY:RT @perel42: RT @davewiner Google Buzz Has A Huge Privacy Flaw. And it's not even slightly subtle. http://r2.ly/xdhj END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8985474708 DTSTART:20100212T003455Z DTEND:20100212T003555Z SUMMARY:Adium's "send later" feature is awesome. Especially considering how freakin' unstable the FB chat system is. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8985045021 DTSTART:20100212T002325Z DTEND:20100212T002425Z SUMMARY:@artful_username sorry hon, I'm booked-as you know from our other conversational threads on FB chat and Buzz! :D END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8984691023 DTSTART:20100212T001358Z DTEND:20100212T001458Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Oh, and is this the first date? If you put out , you might think you're a slut and say so to all your friends! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8984559655 DTSTART:20100212T001032Z DTEND:20100212T001132Z SUMMARY:Ok. So I've linked my twitter account to Google buzz, let's see if it leads to something interesting. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8984507647 DTSTART:20100212T000911Z DTEND:20100212T001011Z SUMMARY:@artful_username and be sure to hold the door open for yourself too. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8977944305 DTSTART:20100211T211342Z DTEND:20100211T211442Z SUMMARY:@Agent_M Arcade rail shooter using light guns fixed to a stand. A rather silly game. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8962204998 DTSTART:20100211T141510Z DTEND:20100211T141610Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad ...and when the roads are more clear. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8962196874 DTSTART:20100211T141459Z DTEND:20100211T141559Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad Not when they're short staffed. I'll call them later when I'm all showered and ready to roll. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8960104562 DTSTART:20100211T131426Z DTEND:20100211T131526Z SUMMARY:No public transit means no office time for me AGAIN. Here's hoping I can finally get the rental car, at least. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8943700800 DTSTART:20100211T031513Z DTEND:20100211T031613Z SUMMARY:Well I'll be damned if I wasn't really freakin' productive today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8928718740 DTSTART:20100211T011438Z DTEND:20100211T011538Z SUMMARY:@artful_username FUCK. YES. Greatest movie of all time! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8925872192 DTSTART:20100211T000510Z DTEND:20100211T000610Z SUMMARY:@chickgonebad oh there will be NOBODY going to the office this week who haven't already. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8921639059 DTSTART:20100210T221717Z DTEND:20100210T221817Z SUMMARY:Mmm. Beer and piano playing. Thinking of putting on a suit and playing lounge music with a ciggarette hanging from my mouth #CabinFever END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8921575611 DTSTART:20100210T221539Z DTEND:20100210T221639Z SUMMARY:@h1661n5 I could tell you ALL about the ending if you want! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8921013125 DTSTART:20100210T220112Z DTEND:20100210T220212Z SUMMARY:Running out of things to do, so actually practicing the piano for the first time in a year. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8915269110 DTSTART:20100210T193140Z DTEND:20100210T193240Z SUMMARY:Everybody in my building is starting to jam their music up LOUD. Because, you know-we're NOT all stuck in here together. Jackasses. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8913386755 DTSTART:20100210T184308Z DTEND:20100210T184408Z SUMMARY:Ok. So I can't even see the mall across the street. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8902951100 DTSTART:20100210T142111Z DTEND:20100210T142211Z SUMMARY:Great, now Hulu is running like crap today. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8901791734 DTSTART:20100210T134831Z DTEND:20100210T134931Z SUMMARY:@artful_username Yeah. Screw this though. I'm thinking of once again strapping on the backpack and heading across the street. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8901541225 DTSTART:20100210T134052Z DTEND:20100210T134152Z SUMMARY:I'm glad I'm listed as "on-call" today. Otherwise I'd have no way to get to work...again. END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8870933822 DTSTART:20100209T210929Z DTEND:20100209T211029Z SUMMARY:@artful_username but not today! END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT URL;VALUE=URI:http://twitter.com/micahpearson/statuses/8870653080 DTSTART:20100209T210144Z DTEND:20100209T210244Z SUMMARY:@artful_username and reeeeeally far END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR